September 2014
A SERVICE PAINTING OF FLORIDA PUBLICATION
Paver Maintenance
If you have pavers you should have a regular maintenance schedule every
2-3 years. The use of sealer will help you maintain color and that “new
look”, and stains and spills will be much easier to remove. One of the
best investments you can make when it comes to your pavers is having a
high quality sealer applied over the entire paver surface. Using a sealer
will help hold the sand in the joints, can prevent weeds from germinating
between the pavers, will moderate the rate of color change, and prevent
dirt from lodging in the surface. Let Service Painting help you keep your
pavers aesthetically appealing for years to come!
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www.servicepainting.net
Inside this issue:
Did You Know...Services
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Responsible Paint Disposal
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Did You Know...Fun Facts
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SPF hosts Fort Myers Miracles Event
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COMA Summer Party
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“Humor Corner”
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Upcoming Events
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DID YOU KNOW???
Service Painting...Experienced
Leader In…
When it comes time to
dispose of your unused
paint, do so responsibly. Buy
only the paint you need so
you can use it all, and then
recycle the steel cans. If you
end up with a substantial
amount of paint left, save it
and store the can upside
down to create a tight seal
around the lid. You may also
donate it to a local theater,
neighbor, community group
or take it to a local
hazardous waste collection
program.
Fun Facts
Pressure Cleaning
 Painting
 Restoration
 Caulk/Sealants
 Waterproofing
 Deck Coatings
 Specialty Coatings
 Handrail Painting
 Planter Waterproofing
 Epoxy Floor Coatings
 Electrostatic
 Expansion Joint Repair
 Coating(s) Removal
 Maintenance Programs
Rev’s Institute
Thank you to the Guest Services team of
professionals for joining us at a great lunch and
a tour of The Revs Institute, the Barron Collier
family’s automobile collection museum.
10 Fun Facts You Didn’t Even Know You Wanted to Know!
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Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain
Ten percent of the Russian government’s income comes from the sale of vodka
Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand (you just tried it, didn’t you?)
More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes
The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a tittle
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear trousers
Ketchup was sold in the 1830’s for medicinal purposes
A cockroach will live nine days without it’s head before it starves to death (yuk!)
“I am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
Service Painting Co-sponsors Fort Myers Miracles Event
Thank you to those who joined us!
HERE’S LOOKIN’ AT YOU KID!
BONNIE SCHWERTFEGER
DRAWS RAFFLE TICKET TO
THROW THE FIRST PITCH!
OH? IS THAT A FACT??
(SURE DO WISH I WERE A PART
THIS CONVERSATION, HAHA!)
AREN’T YOU TWO CUTE!
FUNNY...THAT’S EXACTLY
WHAT I DO TO TOM
SOMETIMES!
OKAY BE COOL,
DAD’S LOOKING!
HELOOOO LADIES!
LOOKIN’ GOOD!
2014 COMA Summer Party
“A Night In Paris”
“We’re Satisfied when You’re Satisfied
SERVICE PAINTING OF FLORIDA
12140 Metro Parkway
Suite K
Fort Myers, Florida 33966
Phone: 239.939.7622
Fax: 239.939.1543
www.servicepainting.net
Get Your Funny On!...
10 Funniest Puns
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Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist
Why did the scarecrow get a raise? He was outstanding in his field.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word.
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
What do you call a woman on the arm of a banjo player? A tattoo.
I called a psychic once. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up.
I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him run faster. If any
thing, it made him more sluggish.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly
dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
...for those of you who suffered through that, I thank you ~CC
Crystal Crothers
Business Development Manager
[email protected]
(239) 707-4753
Brain Twister...
I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I
thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the
thought I thought, I would not have thought so much.
Upcoming Events
Naples Portfolio Manager Luncheon
September 10th, 11:30am
Fleming’s Prime Steak House
BMI Dinner Meeting
September 10th, 4-7:30pm
Vanderbilt Country Club
Tom McGill
Senior Project Manager
[email protected]
(239) 872-5841
Thank you for reading
our monthly newsletter.
We hope you enjoy it!
COMA Dinner Meeting, Fort Myers Chapter
September 16th, 4-7:30pm
Plantation Country Club
Naples Tower Manager Luncheon
September 17th, 11:30am
Fleming’s Prime Steak House
Friends Playing Golf Summer Golf Outing
September 17th, 3:30pm
Pelican Sound Golf & River Club
COMA Dinner Meeting, Naples Chapter
September 24th, 4-7:30pm
The Quarry