Jack and the Bird Jack was a big boy. He played full forward on the football team. He liked hanging out with his mates, riding his bike, eating fish and playing drums. Written by Michael James Rowland Tom by lived the Illustrated Samon Felix Joseph far side of town. It was a big secret but he also liked girls. He didn't tell anyone, especially his mates, because girls were strange. Sometimes when he saw a girl his spirit would dance and his skin would shiver. I like Rachel's hair, the way it curls and bounces as she walks. She's pretty and funny. The girls he knew didn't play footy, they wore different clothes, looked different, talked different, smelt different, were different − but Jack still liked them. and there was Jackmouth who spoke when he saw a girl. There was a big difference between the two. Unfortunately Jack had two people inside him. There was Jackspirit who danced when he saw a girl Wanna go behind the bike sheds? When Trish walks, her dress swirls like long grass in the wind. Her walk is as beautiful as she is smart. Shake it baby shake it. I like Helen's eyes. They're bright and sparkle like the sun on water. Helen has beautiful eyes. She's such a kind person. Show us your booty! As much as Jack hoped girls would like him, they didn't. Instead they thought he was a nasty creep because of how he spoke to them. Jack is a rude pig. Sometimes Jack noticed this. He was confused... He grunts like an animal. After school he had home. Jackais long creepy. walk He enjoyed walking but not if big boys were at the crossing. They always picked on him His spirit danced when he saw the girls but then his mouth opened and the girls would go away. He didn't want Girls didn't play this to happen. He wanted to be footy, they wore It was a big secret different clothes, noticed. He wanted the girls to like but he also liked Hetell thought he was being funny. looked different, girls. Hehim. didn't talked different, smelt different, where different − but Jack still liked them. anyone, especially his mates, because girls were strange.. Jack wanted to understand what was wrong. Jack tried to talk to his Nan about it. Sometimes when he saw a girl his spirit would dance and his skin would shiver. Girls tried to avoid Jack because of the rude things he said. When they couldn't avoid him, they ignored him. Nan, when I talk to girls they don't like me? Unfortunately Jack had two people inside him. There was Jackspirit What dowho youdanced when he saw a girl say to them? Jack's Nan knew he wasn't telling the truth. She also knew she couldn't help him unless he was honest. She suggested Jack go for a ride and think about it. Jack knew he couldn't say of the rude or insulting things he said to the girls to his Nan without her getting angry, so he lied. Nothing bad, just stuff like hello and how are you But they won't answer back. Jack went for a long ride out to the edge of town. He liked riding. It cleared his head. He rode for a long time and found himself in a place he had never been before. Up the road he saw a girl walking towards him. She is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. As he peddled closer, he could see she was beautiful and his spirit began to dance. Her dress moved like leaves in the wind and her skin glowed like honey. Her eyes looked right into him and she smiled with a beautiful smile. Jack's spirit began to dance, but then his mouth started talking . Suddenly the girl's hair and dress turned into smoke and blew away. What a class piece of booty! Her smile turned into a white bird which flew straight at Jack's head. Her body became a thousand bees. Her eyes fell like raindrops to the ground. Jack, why are you such a tool? The bird landed in a tree and sat looking at Jack. What do you mean? It's good that your spirit dances when you see something beautiful but your mouth is like a broken toilet. What I can't you say help it. is true OK, teach me... What can a stupid bird teach me! The bird swooped and picked up Walk home Jack's bike. like a girl! You must learn. Now Jack had to walk all the way home. It would be dark when he got home. Nan would be worried. And with that the bird flew away , taking Jack's bike. Shaken and confused, Jack started walking. What did the bird mean 'Walk home like a girl' and who was the bird anyway!? He was hoping for a lift home. He saw a car of a friend’s older brother. He waved and shouted. The car stopped. Some much older boys looked at him. shake it baby, shake it! Show us the booty! Hey bro, can I catch a lift with you into town? The driver leant out his window. He looked hungry and stared at Jack's legs like they were food. I'll give you a lift. Get in. All the boys stared at Jack like they were hungry dogs. Jack felt creeped out. Stupid tart. You don't know what you're missing chick. No thanks I think I'll walk. The boys were slow to get back into the car and stared at Jack while they did. Finally, they drove off. Jack was worried the car would come back. What did they mean 'chick'? He'd only ever used that when he talked to girls. Jack ran across the road and looked at his reflection. What Jack saw horrified him. Somehow he'd become a girl. I'm a girl! How did this happen? You insulted that bird! Jack decided to run a back way home, past the river and across the oval. If he was lucky, no one else would see him. I have to get home quick. As he ran he became smaller and lighter. He couldn't run as fast. when he got to the river it was hard to climb up the bank. He didn't like this. The football team was practising at the oval. Instead of cutting across Jack walked around the far edge, hoping no one would notice him... ... but the boys noticed Jack straight away. They all stopped to watch him stumble over the oval fence. A few began whistling and making noises. It was the most stupid, embarrassing thing Jack had ever experienced. The sight of an annoyed girl stomping around the edge of the oval made the boys laugh. They whistled louder. Jack got more angry. What are you whistling at, fool? What a bunch of jerks! This only made the boys laugh and stop practice completely. They stood in a group watching Jack try to escape through the bushes. Some of the boys moved into the car park to whistle more. Jack emerged onto the street just as Rachel, Trish and Jessie were walking by. They saw Jack being whistled at and felt sorry for him. The girls laughed at Jack. They're always like that. You can join us if you want. Why are the boys such jerks? Jerks. What do you mean? Everyday, it's the same, it's like they've never seen a girl before. Worst, if you talk to them, they think you immediately want to be their girlfriend. Some of them seem nice but when they open their mouths they can only grunt. Where do you live? We'll walk you there. As if. They asked who he was, he said Jack‛s cousin. They were kind, and at last he Jack was surprised to be walking home with girls. This was as close as he‛d ever been to Rachel, Trish and Jessie. They complained a lot about the weird things boys did, but now Jack could see what they meant. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Finally they started talking about normal stuff, stuff Jack was into. I play guitar and I like THE LAST KINECTION'S music. So do I! My uncle plays for Port Power. I'm a mad fan. So am I. felt safe walking through town. I love fishing. I go all the time with my cousins. So do I. Rachel, Trish, Jessie and Jack walked all through town, right to the end of Jack‛s street. They talked all the way and Jack didn't say anything stupid, rude or insulting. Amazing! The girls were fun and he liked how gentle they were. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Jack thanked them for helping him home and they all said goodbye. The girls left and Jack turned towards home. Blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Blah, blah, blah, blah At the front gate of his house he saw the white bird and his bike. She looked at him with bright eyes full of curiousity. He could see the light on in his house. Nan was going to be mad with him, but what would she say when she saw he was a girl? How was the walk? What did you learn? Awful. And for the first time ever Jack answered with one voice. Boys can be jerks and girls are people, same as me. Hard. Good enough. For more information about building positive relationships visit theline.org.au And as the bird flew off Jack turned back into a boy.
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