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lipsticks.”
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• • •
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when
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nothing more than wishful thinking.
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problem
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564
books.
another in exchange for details.
❑• ❑• ❑•
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met
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who
didn’t
get
Every
person
in the
world smiles
in the
same
language.
hungry
from eating.
❑• ❑• ❑
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never land.
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work and enthusiasm all pull the switch.
• • •
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Q: What do you need when you have a
On the other hand, give some people
government
tax they’ll
auditor
buried
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hang
you. up to his
neck in concrete?❑ ❑ ❑
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You can bury a friendship with little digs.