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George’s Amazing Ghostly Adventure
By Leo J, Chief Journalist
Knocking on the door, our
fearless adventurer screamed
when he saw that the house
owners were hungry skeletons,
whose favourite meal was
little boy with all the herbs and
spices possible.
George,
panicking, protested that fruit
was much tastier. The bony
creatures tried to eat the fruit but
it kept falling out. George took
this opportunity to escape.
Last Saturday night, local
citizen George G, 10 years old,
set off in search of ghosts living
at the local mansion. He arrived
an
hour
later,
having
experienced a small problem on
the way.
His
journey
towards
discovering phantoms’ favourite
fruit would have only taken half
an hour to cross the town to the
mansion, but his friend invited
him to have some juice and
snacks, holding him up for
another half an hour.
Finally arriving, George chained
his scooter to a convenient fence
and walked up the rough
driveway to the ominous house,
in search of some form of
spiritual life.
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Next, George met a witch with a
wart on her nose who threatened
to eat him. The witch hovered
him over the pot of stew and
some lemons and limes fell out
of is backpack. The witch tried
the stew and, as it was
supremely sour from the fruit,
spat it out and let George go. He
took this opportunity to escape.
Finally George met a gaggle of
ghosts who were weeping seethrough tears. After a quick
confrontation, he found out the
ghosts were living in constant
dread of the other creepy
creatures in the mansion
bumping into them, as they were
almost see-through.
Our
cunning
explorer
quickly
thought up a plan that involved
the remaining fruits in his back-
pack. The ghosts stood stock
still as the coloured fruits came
flying towards them, decorating
them with an array of colours
ranging from the brightest
orange to the deepest purple. To
this day the ghosts have always
been seen.
“George saved our lives,” one of
the ghosts was quoted as saying.
“We no longer suffer from itchy
rashes from the werewolves’ fur.
I told them to wash it, but they
said they wouldn’t be proper
werewolves if they took one!”
George, after being asked, said,
“I enjoyed my voyage very
much and I’m going to visit next
Halloween.” The witch, when
she was asked to comment, said
“George may have escaped me,
but now I’ll have to eat you!”
We have not heard from our
interviewee since.
I will continue to follow George
and the ghosts. Contact me as
follows:
[email protected]
#LJGeorgesadventures