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Spring Show captures audiences
by Emilee Guernsey
The narrator’s voice boomed over the audience, and
the lights began to shine onto the stage. As the curtains
opened, the Celebrities stood in their gleaming uniforms and performed the opening dance, “Diamonds,”
for the annual Spring Show.
The theme this year was “Dreams,” and the show
was a dream in itself. With risky dance moves to hearttouching performances, the show made me feel as if
I was dreaming, and I didn’t want to wake up....(cont. at
cphswolfpack.org)
Study tips to survive exams
by Avery Deen
It’s AP week and everyone’s running around desperately trying to study for all of their exams. No matter the subject, we could all use a hand studying for
these tests; here are some tips that have helped me to
prepare myself to get the best grade possible on AP
exams. One thing that has always helped me boost my
score for every test...(cont. at cphswolfpack.org)
Baseball hits into Playoffs
May 2016
Em’s Giggles
by Emilee Guernsey
Why are there no knock-knock
jokes about America?
Because freedom rings.
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share
his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish.
What kind of bird sticks to
sweaters?
A Vel-Crow.
What happens when the smog
lifts over Los Angeles?
UCLA.
What is fast food?
A chicken running down the road.
by Anjali Sundaram
The ball weighed heavily in the player’s hand as he
made his way to the field. The sun beat down on him,
as the crowd fell into a dull roar. He lined up his bat,
waiting as the other team’s pitcher reared his arm back,
getting ready to throw. Crack! The ball flew through the
stadium and into the crowd: one, two, three, home run.
He had done it.
This year CP’s baseball team will be making their way
into the playoffs. Playing right field, junior Hayden
Craig explains the feelings the team had when they
found out that they were...(cont. at cphswolfpack.org)
Spanish Club places at PASF
by Emilee Guernsey
The Spanish Club ventured down to San Antonio on
March 5 to compete in a multitude of competitions in
the Pan American Student Forum (PASF). Three different students placed in the competitions held.
Junior Anjali Sundaram placed first place in TAMOAS,
Texas Area Model Organization of American States,
a student forum that is designed to replicate the U.N.,
except it is only focused...(cont. at cphswolfpack.org)
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Save the Date!
No School May 23
Memorial Day (No School) May 30
Seniors Final Exams May 26-June 1
Underclassmen Final Exams
May 31-June 3