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Billing must be substantially as follows (NAME OF PRODUCER) presents Langston Hughes’s LITTLE HAM A Harlem Jazzical Book by Dan Owens Music by Judd Woldin Lyrics by Richard Engquist and Judd Woldin From a concept by Eric Krebs Based on the play LITTLE HAM by Langston Hughes In addition, the following credit must appear in all programs: Originally produced Off Broadway by Eric Krebs in association with Ted Snowdon, Mart Hummel, entitled entertainment and Amas Musical Theatre OPENING NIGHT: SEPTEMBER 26, 2002 THE CAST Clarence Lucille Opal Larchmont Leroy Mrs. Dobson Amanda Hamlet Hitchcock Jones Tiny Lee Louie “The Nail” Mahoney Rushmore Jimmy Sugar Lou Bird Policeman, Bradford Christopher L. Morgan Cheryl Alexander Joy Styles D’Ambrose Boyd Lee Summers Venida Evans Julia Lema André Garner Monica L. Patton Richard Vida Jerry Gallagher Joe Wilson, Jr. Brenda Braxton Howard Kaye Langston Hughes’s LITTLE HAM was originally produced in New York City by Amas Musical Theatre Rosetta LeNoire, Founder Donna Trinkoff, Producing Director SYNOPSIS OF SCENES AND MUSICAL NUMBERS ACT I Prologue: A Harlem Street Scene 1: Lucille’s Shoeshine Parlor “I’m Gonna Hit Today” Lucille, Leroy, Clarence, Opal, Larchmont, Mrs. Dobson, Amanda “It’s All in the Point of View” Ham, Tiny, Lucille, Opal, Clarence, Larchmont, Mrs. Dobson Scene 2: The Street “Stick with Me, Kid” Louie the Nail, Rushmore, Ham Scene 3: Tiny Lee’s Beauty Salon “No” Tiny, Sugar Lou, Jimmy “Get Yourself Some Lovin’” Ham and Tiny Scene 4: Lucille’s Shoeshine Parlor “That Ain’t Right” Cop, Rushmore, Lucille, Mrs. Dobson, Ham, Clarence, Larchmont, Jimmy, Sugar Lou, Amanda, Opal, Leroy Scene 5: Louie’s Office/Sugar Lou’s Dressing Room “Cuttin’ Out!” Sugar Lou, Jimmy “Cuttin’ Out!” (Reprise) Jimmy Scene 6: The Street “Room for Improvement” Lucille and Leroy Scene 7: Around Harlem “Get Back” Company SYNOPSIS OF SCENES AND MUSICAL NUMBERS ACT II Entr’acte: The Street “Harlem, You’re My Girl” Ham Scene 1: Lucille’s Shoeshine Parlor “Angels” Ham, Lucille, Leroy, Sugar Lou, Jimmy, Opal, Clarence, Larchmont, Mrs. Dobson Scene 2. Tiny Lee’s Beauty Salon “Big Ideas” Tiny Scene 3: Louie’s Office and Around Harlem “It’s a Helluva Big Job” Ham, Lucille, Leroy, Sugar Lou, Jimmy, Opal, Clarence, Larchmont, Mrs. Dobson, Louie, Rushmore, Amanda, Bradford Scene 4: Tiny Lee’s Beauty Salon “Wasting Time” Ham and Tiny Scene 5: Hello Club Ball “Say Hello to Your Feet” Ham, Tiny, Lucille, Leroy, Sugar Lou, Jimmy, Opal, Clarence, Larchmont, Mrs. Dobson, Amanda CAST OF CHARACTERS (in order of appearance) Clarence: A janitor Madame Lucille Bell: Proprietress of the Paradise Shine Parlor Opal: Tiny Lee’s manicurist Larchmont: A chauffeur Leroy: Lucille’s main man Mrs. Dobson: A feisty grandmother Hamlet Hitchcock Jones: A shoe-shiner with ambition Tiny Lee: A hairdresser and businesswoman Louie “The Nail” Mahoney: A gangster Rushmore: Louie’s “accountant” Sugar Lou Bird: A showgirl Jimmy: Sugar Lou’s dresser and manager Amanda: A pretentious matron White Policeman: (Played by the actor playing Bradford) Bradford: Louie’s Wall Street contact PROLOGUE It is essential that the following have a Dance/Mime quality about it. Music under … Rhythmic jazz. Harlem: Early fall, 1936. A Harlem Street. Night. (POLICEMAN enters down right. MRS. DOBSON enters down left, crosses to center. OPAL enters down right. LEROY enters up left with a handful of cash, crosses to downstage. LUCILLE enters up right – crosses down left. Scream offstage. POLICEMAN runs off up left brushing past MRS. DOBSON and LEROY, spinning MRS. DOBSON around as he runs past. MRS. DOBSON circles upstage of LEROY to cross down right. LEROY turns his back to the audience. CLARENCE enters down left. HAM enters upstage right, TINY enters upstage left. HAM crosses upstage of TINY, tips his hat; SHE ignores him. TINY exits upstage right, HAM turns exits upstage left. MRS. DOBSON exits stage right. OPAL crosses downstage. LUCILLE crosses up left to LEROY. CLARENCE crosses downstage of LEROY and crosses upstage of LUCILLE to OPAL down right. AMANDA enters down right, crosses past OPAL and CLARENCE. POLICEMAN enters down left followed by LARCHMONT with dream book. LUCILLE takes LEROY upstage. CLARENCE exits down right. POLICEMAN crosses upstage of AMANDA, pauses near OPAL to check her out, exits down right. SUGAR LOU and JIMMY enter upstage, cross, exit. LUCILLE and LEROY cross straight down center. OPAL crosses to right of LEROY. AMANDA crosses to left of LUCILLE, starts to eavesdrop. 9 10 Langston Hughes’s LITTLE HAM LARCHMONT crosses to left of AMANDA. On drum hit: LEROY peels off right – downstage of OPAL. LUCILLE peels off left – downstage of AMANDA and LARCHMONT, then exits stage left, exposing SUGAR LOU at center with JIMMY in tow. AMANDA crosses downstage of LARCHMONT, exits down left. OPAL crosses to greet SUGAR LOU – they air-kiss both cheeks. LARCHMONT follows LEROY – they circle stage right to up center. OPAL exits down right. AMANDA enters down left. CLARENCE enters down right, crosses down left, exits. TINY and HAM enter down left, HAM following hat in hand. THEY cross down right, exit. LEROY notices SUGAR LOU – SUGAR LOU crosses down left to LEROY, drops her hankie. LEROY picks up hankie to return it, tips his hat. JIMMY drops his shopping bag to see if LEROY will it pick up – he doesn’t. LEROY and JIMMY look out at audience. JIMMY and SUGAR LOU cross upstage right. LEROY crosses down left. LARCHMONT crosses up left. MRS. DOBSON enters down left, crosses upstage to right of LARCHMONT. CLARENCE enters stage left, crosses to right of LEROY. OPAL, LUCILLE and AMANDA enter stage left, cross down right. POLICEMAN enters down right. LOUIE and RUSHMORE enter, cross to center. All freeze – except LEROY and CLARENCE, who are transacting a payoff of CLARENCE’s bet. LEROY takes CLARENCE’s winning number slip and pays out CLARENCE’s winnings. LOUIE and RUSHMORE observe at center. Break freeze for strange music — freeze again. LOUIE and RUSHMORE cross down left . CLARENCE and LEROY shake hands as they conclude their business. CLARENCE does a little happy dance as they part. LOUIE and RUSHMORE cross to upstage of them and exit down left. POLICEMAN crosses stage left, weaving through OPAL, CLARENCE and LEROY. LUCILLE exits up right. CLARENCE crosses to center. OPAL rushes to him. He offers his Langston Hughes’s LITTLE HAM 11 arm, thinking he is pleased to have the money to take her someplace nice. They exit down right, happily. AMANDA crosses left and exits. LARCHMONT and MRS. DOBSON cross down right and exit, LARCHMONT crossing upstage of SUGAR LOU. LOUIE and RUSHMORE enter upstage. SUGAR LOU and JIMMY cross up center – greet LOUIE and exit down left. LEROY crosses down center. LOUIE crosses down left and RUSHMORE crosses down left to intercept LEROY. They bookend LEROY. RUSHMORE holds gun up to LEROY’s head. LOUIE takes money from LEROY. POLICEMAN crosses to LOUIE, gets payoff. POLICEMAN takes out his nightstick and forcibly propels LEROY off stage left.) END OF PROLOGUE 12 Langston Hughes’s LITTLE HAM ACT ONE Scene 1 (Following the Prologue, Lucille’s shop appears. It is Monday morning. LUCILLE enters from upstairs with dance trophy and begins to set up shop. She looks through the window and sees LOUIE and RUSHMORE. LOUIE and RUSHMORE exit.) CLARENCE. (Entering.) Six-oh-five in a box. I dreamt it as sure as I’m standing here. LUCILLE. Six-oh-five? CLARENCE. In a box. LUCILLE. (Sings.) THAT’S A VERY GOOD NUMBER GONNA PLAY IT, TOO WHEN YOU GOT A GOOD NUMBER MONEY COMES TO YOU CLARENCE. I ONLY GOT SIX BITS UNTIL I GET MY PAY BUT I KNOW THAT NUMBER’S GONNA HIT TODAY LUCILLE. THEN PLAY A RUNDOWN, CATCH IT EITHER WAY CLARENCE. WHAT I’M GONNA DO CLARENCE and LUCILLE. I’M GONNA HIT TODAY SURE AS I’M ALIVE CLARENCE. SURE AS I’VE BEEN DREAMIN’ OF A SIX-OH-FIVE (CLARENCE picks up the dream book.) 13 Langston Hughes’s LITTLE HAM 14 LUCILLE. Clarence, them two white men still out front? CLARENCE. The ones that look like bulls? LUCILLE. Honey, they ain’t no police. (OPAL enters.) OPAL. Let me get my number in ’fore I go to work. Last night I dreamt a dream…. LUCILLE. You, too! OPAL. Saw a yellow woman washin’ a green dress in a white lady’s back yard. CLARENCE. (With dream book.) Yellow’s a seven. It’s in the dream book. LUCILLE. And green’s a double four. OPAL. 744’ll get me that red satin dress for the Hello Club Ball! LUCILLE. HONEY, THAT’S A NUMBER SEVEN-FORTY-FOUR CLARENCE. BUT YOU BETTER BOX IT THAT’LL GET YOU MORE OPAL. WHEN THE ODDS ARE RIGHT I LIKE TO PLAY ’EM STRAIGHT WHEN THEY’RE OUTTA SIGHT IS WHEN I COMBINATE BUT I DON’T SIT AROUND AND WAIT THAT’S NO WAY TO SCORE OPAL, CLARENCE and LUCILLE. THAT’S RIGHT, THAT’S RIGHT! I’M GONNA HIT TODAY IT’S A FEELING LIKE AN ITCH OPAL. SEVEN-FORTY-FOUR IS GONNA MAKE ME RICH! (The phone rings and LUCILLE picks it up.) LUCILLE. Madame Bell’s Paradise Shine Parlor, Madame Bell speaking. (Listening.) No, honey, Ham ain’t here, never was here, never gonna be here.… That’s right. Mm-hmm. (Hanging up.) Langston Hughes’s LITTLE HAM 15 Another one of Ham’s women. (LARCHMONT enters in a chauffeur’s uniform.) OPAL. Larchmont, how come you ain’t at work? LARCHMONT. The man say business so bad he’s stayin’ home from the office. So, I get a day off.… CLARENCE. That’s good. LARCHMONT. Without pay! ALL OTHERS. That’s bad! LARCHMONT. GOT ONE DAY IN SEPTEMBER LEFT TO PAY MY RENT AND IN CASE YOU DON’T REMEMBER THAT AIN’T HEAVEN-SENT I GOT TO HIT TODAY MY JOB IS ON THE LINE COME ON, MAKE ME LUCKY WITH A NINE-TWO-NINE OTHERS. YOU’RE GONNA HIT TODAY AND YOU’LL SOON BE FEELIN’ FINE ALL YOU NEED’S A NUMBER LARCHMONT. AND I NEEDS A SHINE (LARCHMONT gets on the stand.) Where is Ham? (LEROY enters from upstairs.) LUCILLE. Leroy, Honey, I almost came up to get you. LEROY. What’s the problem? LUCILLE. Them two white men are still chasin’ us. LEROY. Nothin’ to fear … Leroy’s here! (MRS. DOBSON, an old lady, enters the shop.) MRS. DOBSON. Lucille! Lucille! Langston Hughes’s LITTLE HAM 16 LUCILLE. Mrs. Dobson, where’s your cane? MRS. DOBSON. This mornin’ four fifteen, my fourth daughter gave birth to my fifteenth grandchild. (All ad lib their congratulations.) Glory! If Jesus ain’t showin’ me a sign, I don’t know signs ... OTHERS. HUMN MRS. DOBSON. …’n I don’t know Jesus. OTHERS. DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO MRS. DOBSON. OTHERS. IT’S FOR SURE I GOT A WINNER DOO DOO DOO ONE I CAN AFFORD SURE AS I’M A SINNER DOO DOO DOO TRUSTIN’ IN THE LORD TIMES AIN’T EASY WHEN THE TIMES IS LEAN FEELIN’ POORLY AND I’M DOO DOO DOO FEELIN’ MEAN BUT WHEN THE LORD STARTS SHOWIN’ ME THE GREEN I CAN BE RESTORED DOO DOO DOO I AIN’T HURTIN’ ONE BIT TODAY LUCILLE. YES, I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU MEAN OTHERS. JESUS, BLESS OUR SISTER WITH A FOUR-FIFTEEN. HALLELU! (AMANDA, a staid, well-dressed woman, has entered and picked up a newspaper. She surveys the group with disdain.) AMANDA. WHEN I’M NEAR THE NUMBERS THERE’S A CERTAIN SMELL Langston Hughes’s LITTLE HAM 17 TELLIN’ ME THAT HARLEM IS HEADIN’ STRAIGHT FOR HELL (LEROY hustles AMANDA out the door.) MEN. LOOKIN’ AT A SEVEN LOOKIN’ AT A FIVE NOT LOOKIN’ UP TO HEAVEN JUST LOOKIN’ TO SURVIVE WOMEN. SWEET SEVEN LUCKY FIVE NO, NO OH, YEAH ALL. DON’T NEED LIQUOR AND I DON’T NEED DOPE GOT MY NUMBERS SO I CAN COPE WHEN I’M RUNNIN’ OUTTA ROPE MY NUMBERS REVIVE! I’M GONNA HIT TODAY IT’S LIKE MONEY IN THE BANK OH YEAH OPAL. GOT MY SEVEN-FORTY-FOUR LARCHMONT. NINE-TWO-NINE MRS. DOBSON. FOUR-FIFTEEN CLARENCE. SIX-OH-FIVE COMPANY. AND I THANK MY LUCKY NUMBERS I’M ALIVE! I’M ALIVE!! OPAL. What time is it? Miss Tiny’s gonna have my hide.… LEROY. Where’s Little Ham? He late again? LUCILLE. Is Roosevelt in the White House? (The phone rings. LEROY reaches for it.) Leroy, we ain’t takin’ no more messages for Ham! (LEROY hangs up the phone. HAMLET HITCHCOCK JONES rushes in right past everyone. He is young and personable, and wears a rakish derby.) 18 Langston Hughes’s LITTLE HAM HAM. Hey! What you all doin’ here so late at night? OPAL. Mornin’, Ham. HAM. Mornin’! Can’t be mornin’ yet! Sun don’t rise without me to greet it. CLARENCE. Man, you crazy! LEROY. Man, you late! HAM. Women always tell me “better late than early.” CLARENCE. Will you check out Ham’s derby! HAM. This old thing? Won it in a Georgia skin game last night. This, too! (He produces a ten dollar bill and flourishes it grandly.) First big bet of the day. OPAL. You bettin’ the whole ten? (LEROY grabs the bill from HAM.) LEROY. Not in here, he ain’t. (LUCILLE grabs the bill from LEROY.) LUCILLE. (Examining bill.) It’s a phony. (She hands it back to LEROY who hands it back to HAM.) HAM. (Shrugging.) Harlem night, looked all right … Harlem day, fades away. I get any calls? LUCILLE. What do we look like, your secretarial pool? HAM. Madame Bell, you look so lovely this mornin’. LEROY. Ham, get to work. LUCILLE. (Giving HAM the silver trophy.) Shine up this here dance trophy so it’s ready for the contest Friday. LARCHMONT. That’s right. LUCILLE. Can’t believe it’s been a year since I won it. LEROY. We won it, don’t you mean? LUCILLE. Who was leadin’? HAM. Mrs. Dobson, you gonna save me a dance at the Hello Club Ball? We could win that trophy and the hundred dollar prize. MRS. DOBSON. Ham, you a killer diller. HAM. When I’m dancin’ I feel like I’m makin’ love to a million women all at once. LEROY. Yeah, ’n you can dance right out onto that “relief line” if you late again. Langston Hughes’s LITTLE HAM 19 LUCILLE. Leroy.… LEROY. Get on them shoes. Don’t let me have to get on you. HAM. Ain’t goin’ to be shinin’ shoes all my life. Some day I’m goin’ to have me a business of my own … a big apartment up on “The Hill” ... ’n a “Sunday Woman” too! LEROY. ’Fore you find you a Sunday Woman, pigs will fly. HAM. I will. I do. I have. ’N I’ll stroll right in the Hello Club Ball with her on Friday night. LEROY. (Crossing to exit.) Hogs are sproutin’ wings! My ears can’t take no more! (Enter MISS TINY LEE.) Mornin’, Miss Tiny! TINY. Mornin’. HAM. Good mornin’, Miss Tiny! TINY. Mornin’, everyone. Opal, might have known I’d find you here. HAM. Lord, Lord, Lord, don’t you made the Harlem mornin’ sing! TINY. Ham, if there’s a woman in Harlem who ain’t heard one of your lines, she must be deaf. LUCILLE. Deaf, dead, or she looks like the back end of a mule! TINY. Madame Bell, my shoes ready? HAM. Almost. LUCILLE. Almost ain’t good enough. Miss Tiny here now. HAM. (With a pair of women’s shoes.) Ooooooowwweeee! These shoes feel lucky. Bet they could win the dance contest theyselves. Look at ’em Lindy. TINY. Ham, you crazy. HAM. Crazy’ bout your smile. Miss Tiny, with you wearin’ these shoes, we a winner for sure. The trophy is ours! TINY. We? Ours? HAM. You ’n me at the Hello Club Ball. TINY. You must know somethin’ I don’t know. HAM. You right about that. (During the following song, he dances with the shoes, polishing them as he goes. He then teases her with them, offering them, pulling them back, and finally putting them beyond her reach before he goes into the dance break.) HAM. (Sings.) TELL ME THAT I’M LATE, I DON’T AGREE LATE FOR YOU’S ON TIME FOR ME I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO IT’S ALL IN THE POINT OF VIEW 20 Langston Hughes’s LITTLE HAM TELL ME I DON’T RATE WELL DON'T BE SURE I MAY BE BROKE BUT I AIN’T POOR EVEN WHEN THE RENT’S PAST DUE IT’S ALL IN THE POINT OF VIEW ’CAUSE LIFE IS REALLY NIFTY, THAT’S MY THEME FIVE’LL GET YOU FIFTY, THAT’S NO DREAM IF YOU DOUBT THEN YOU’RE OUT ’CAUSE YOU'RE OFF THE BEAM THAT’S WHAT GETS YOU IN A JAM — NOT HAM TELL ME HOW YOU HATE THE HARLEM HEAT HURTS YOUR EYES AND FRIES YOUR FEET ME I SEE A SKY OF BLUE BUT I COULD DIG A BLIZZARD TOO SPRING OR FALL, COLD OR HOT LATE OR EARLY, BROKE OR NOT I’M TELLIN’ YOU IT’S ALL IN THE POINT OF VIEW. (Music out. Dance break to percussive sounds of the COMPANY, making noise and rhythm with objects in Lucille’s shop. HAM crosses to LARCHMONT who is rubbing together two shoe shine brushes with sandpaper.) HAM. Yeah, Larchmont! (LUCILLE hits the bell with metal tweezers. HAM crosses to CLARENCE who is hitting two brushes together – they circle. OPAL hits one brush on a shoe polish tin.) HAM. I like that, Opal! (MRS. DOBSON bangs the baby taps together. LARCHMONT crosses to LUCILLE – LUCILLE crosses to downstage of counter. HAM crosses up the stairs between CLARENCE and OPAL. HAM jumps over stair railing onto shoeshine stand and begins “conducting” the percussion orchestra.) HAM. Citizens of Harlem, you’re sounding glorious this morning! You don’t want to play with us, Miss Tiny? Hungry for More? This is a Sample of the Script Buy the full script and explore other titles www.samuelfrench.com www.samuelfrench-london.co.uk Titles are subject to availability depending on your territory.
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