INTERVIEW 1—THE BIG BAD WOLF REPORTER: Thanks 1 (presenter 1) . I’m here in the Far Away County Jail with the infamous BIG BAD WOLF Q1. Mr Wolf, you have been charged with the destruction of houses which did not meet the Far Away Land building codes—how do you feel about these accusations? Q2. You have twice been caught cross-dressing, once in Grandmother’s clothing and once dressed in sheep’s clothing—how has this affected your Clothing, Jewellery and Hip-Hop label? Q3. What do you have to say to the good people of Far Away Land who think you’re nothing more than a dangerous criminal? Q4. (your own question(s) here) REPORTER: Joining Link Well thank-you for those thoughts Mr Wolf, and good luck with the trial. Back to you _(Presenters 1 & 2) __ in the studio... PERFORMANCE NOTES Reporter: Presenter 1 throws over to you in the beginning, so thank whoever that is to start the interview. At the end you’ll throw back to both presenters. Remember that the audience is in the camera, so try to start and finish the interview looking directly at the Camera, but look at the interviewee when you are talking to him / her / them. Don’t forget to react to what they are saying. And this is the Big Bad Wolf we’re talking about, a dangerous, frightening creature, so you can be a little intimidated... The Big Bad Wolf: You’re the most dangerous, the baddest, most feared being in the Land, so act accordingly—you can be aggressive, arrogant, intimidating, tough, mean, nasty — or else you can be softly spoken and quietly misunderstood, and tired of being seen as a criminal when you’re actually a very sensitive, lovely creature who can’t help wanting to eat people... If you have a posse or a gang with you, make sure they back you up with a lot of noise... INTERVIEW 2—HANSEL & GRETAL 2 REPORTER: Hello, I’m __(your name)____ and with me in the very deep dark woods where they were left abandoned is Hansel and Gretal Q1. Now that your evil stepmother has passed on, how have relations changed between you and your father? Q2. You’re obviously very rich now, having found all the jewels in th eold witch’s house—how do you plan on spending all that money? Q3. Hansel: you’re back in great shape after being fattened up for eating—how did you do it? Q4. What advice do you have for other children should they be abandoned by their parents? REPORTER: Joining Link Well, thank-you for your time, Hansel and Gretal, and good luck with your ongoing recovery. Back to you __(presenters)________ in the studio. PERFORMANCE NOTES Reporter: Presenter 2 throws over to you in the beginning, so thank whoever that is at the beginning of the interview. At the end you’ll throw back to both presenters. Remember that the audience is in the camera, so try to start and finish the interview looking directly at the Camera, but look at Hansel & Gretal when you’re talking to them. Don’t forget to react to what they are saying. Hansel & Gretal: Abandoned by your Father and Stepmother, caught by a witch and almost eaten, you escaped by being a clever pair of kiddies and outwitting everyone. Obviously, you may still be traumatised and upset by what has happened to you—and rightly so— and the publishing of your new book “Blackbirds Ate Our Breadcrumbs: The Hansel & Gretal Story” would bring back a lot of unhappy memories, but you’re survivors, and you’re young, rich and free…! INTERVIEW 3—BEAUTY & THE BEAST 3 REPORTER: Thanks _(presenter 1)____, and halloo everyone! I’m _ (your name)____ here in the beautiful mansion of Beauty and the Beast, and hello and smooches tooyu both! Q1. Now, your was a classic love story, where two opposites met and fell in love in spite of your differences—how have your different backgrounds influenced your decorating choices? Q2. You two are polar opposites, you’re something of a beauty,, Beauty, and youér a total beast, Beast—what is the reality of living with someone who is completely different from you? Q3. Your recent duet album did not sell well, and you haven’t yet managed to adopt any orphans, and you fashion label has gone bust—what next for you two lovebirds? Q4. (your own question(s) here) REPORTER: Joining Link Thanks for your time Beauty and The Beast, and I wish you all the best for the future. Back to you in the studio. PERFORMANCE NOTES Reporter: Presenter 1 throws over to you in the beginning, so thank whoever that is to start the interview. At the end you’ll throw back to both presenters. Remember that the audience is in the camera, so try to start and finish the interview looking directly at the Camera, but look at the interviewee/s when you are talking to him / her / them, and don’t forget to react to what they are saying. You’re like the Entertainment reporter, so you’re used to a world of celebrity and glamour—and gossip! Beauty & The Beast: You two famous lovebirds are a super-celebrity couple, a pair of gossip-magazine regulars, whose opposites-attract romance captured people’s hearts. Your grand and lavish wedding was watched by millions, but since then, however, things haven’t been so flash and rumour is that your marriage is on the rocks and your massive differences are finally tearing you apart. What do you think? Are you still in love or do you hate each other now because you argue too much about who hasn’t done the dishes? WEATHER PRESENTATION 4 Thank you (presenters 1 & 2). Well, it’ll be a mix of fair and foul for the Far Away kingdom this week, as far as I can tell. In the North, there will be gumdrops, lollipops and rainbows for everybody, the sun will shine upon the meadows, and birds will sing from your shoulders until about mid-day on Tuesday, when a wicked wind blows in from the East and a dark cloud covers the land... The Deep Dark Forest will be deep and dark all week, with occasional sunny spells along with the usual witchy spells, especially after sundown. You might want to leave your little red hood at home if you’re going out for a walk in the woods tomorrow, where it’ll be warm and dry, about 15 degrees and quiet… too quiet… Moving down the Land, the Green Fields of the countryside will be turned snow -white overnight on Wednesday — wrap up warm it you’re living in a house made of sticks, straw or gingerbread ’cos it’ll be fe-fi-fo freezing! Finally, Trolls living under bridges in The West might want to find a beanstalk to climb up on Friday, as rivers will swell up and flood following heavy rain overnight. Otherwise, it’s happy ending to the working week for most of us. JOINING LINK Well, that’s all as far as I can see. Good day to you all, back to the news desk _(presenter 1)_ and __(presenter 2)___ . PERFORMANCE NOTES Read through this script a few times to get a feel for what it says and how you want to say each piece. The script will be on the Autocue for you in the Studio, so you don’t need to memorise anything— but the more familiar with it you are the more comfortable you’ll be. You’ll need to practice a few times with the Autocue Operator too. The video of the Weather Map that plays behind you is supposed to keep up with you—if it goes too fast or too slow, the Tech Producer will (hopefully) fix it, so just concentrate on delivering your script and the Map will catch up to you. Also, you don’t need to be exactly spot-on when you point to whatever place you’re talking about—you can just wave your hand in the general direction to indicate the place you mean— just so long as you look good doing it—that’s the important thing! MARKETPLACE REPORT 5 Well, as the market closed yesterday, Golden Eggs had fallen by 2 points after reports of a spell being cast to clone the Goose that Lays the Golden Egg. Some Golden Eggs on the market may not be authentic. Magic Beans have fallen to an all time low and are now worth less than half a cow. The Magic Bean Company is under investigation after a flood of complaints saying the magic beans were nothing but horrible old broad beans, which are disgusting, and no-one likes. And finally The Emperor’s New Clothing Co-op has shut up shop for good, after being found guilty of fraud and false advertising. Well, so much for the Marketplace Report, back to you ________ and _______. PERFORMANCE NOTES The Marketplace in Far Away Land is like a fruit and vegetable market or a street market, full of hawkers shouting out their deals, everybody trying to outdo each other. As Marketplace reporter, you’re the man / woman on the street, with your ear to the ground, telling the people where it’s at. You’re streetwise, tough, and maybe a little bit shady, but you know a deal when you see one. Read through this script a few times to get a feel for what it says and how you want to say each piece. The script will be on the Autocue for you in the Studio, so you don’t need to memorise anything— but the more familiar with it you are the more comfortable you’ll be. You’ll need to practice a few times with the Autocue Operator too. LONG LOCKS LOST SHOCK INTERVIEW 6 Thank-you, I’m here outside court where the first day of the lawsuit has just finished, and here comes the Princess Rapunzel now. Q1: How did you react when your saw what the stylist had down your hair? Q2: Rapunzel, what do you have to say to the owners of the Sleeping Beauty Salon who ruined your hair and your career and your reputation? Q3: What are you going to do about your hair? Can it be fixed? Q4: (your own question/s here…) REPORTER: Well, thank-you for your time _________. Thanks for watching. PERFORMANCE NOTES Reporter: The Long Locks Lost Shock interview is outside the courthouse where you and maybe a bunch of other reporters are trying to get a good sound-bite or exclusive Interview from Rapunzel, a mega-celebrity Far Away Land superstar on the receiving end of a shocking haircut. Remember that the audience is in the camera, so try to start and finish the interview looking directly at the Camera, but look at the interviewee when you are talking to him / her / them. Don’t forget to react to what she is saying. Rapunzel: You’re a megastar celebrity, famed for your beautiful hair which has now been ruined by one hairstylists incompetence. This could be the end of your career, so you’ll probably be very angry, and perhaps even a little angry at the reporters trying to get something out of you. You can act like a total diva if you want to...
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