Neptune Brochure

What to Bring
Travel Options
1. (the risky way)
oxygen
more oxygen
Use the Harry
lots of books
Potter
Broomstick
fur lined eskimo body suit
an english-neptunian translator (can buy
them at our gift shop on the shuttle)
money (for me of course)
wind breaker
Directions
On the way there, go
past Mars, Ceres,
Uranus. On the way
bungee cords (just in case of a crater)
back, reverse.
an offering to Posiden
What to Eat, Places to Stay
Breezy Paradise (stable) 5 stars
The Warm Ice Cube 4 stars
The Not so Warm Ice Cube 2 stars
Poseidon’s Exotic Food 5 stars
Neptune Pasta Place 4 stars
Cold Disgusting Egg and Muffin 1 star
stay at a local inn (probably 3-4 stars)
Safetyfirst
Shuttle
Jupiter, Saturn, and
extra batterys
emergency flares (life depends on it)
2. Go on our
Neptune
References
NASA Kids
National Geographic
Zoom Astronomy
Asimav, Isaac. Neptune. Wisconsin: Milwaukee, 2002
The Journey of a
Lifetime...Literally
For more information, go to
www.neptunejourneyofalifetime.com
More Information
The Neptunians
Information About
Neptune
they have blue skin, pointy ears, big
purple or green eyes, and black hair
★the date Neptune was discovered
is September 23, 1846
★its Mean Radius is 15, 299 miles
★a Neptune year is 164.8 Earth
years
did i mention the tail?
★a Neptune day is 16 Earth hours
most don’t speak English, but buy
our translator and you’ll be fine
and 7 minutes
fabulous dancers, soccer players, and
musicians
you would be 114 pounds on
Neptune
immune to cold
always 5 and 1/2 feet tall
can blend in with anything
★if you were 100 pounds on Earth,
✤moons are Triton, Nereid,
Things to Do
Galatea, Larissa, Desponia,
Proteus, Naiad, and Thalassa
✤Neptune has faint rings
✤violent winds (we aren’t
accountable for injuries or deaths)
✤Neptune has a Great Dark Spot
that has disapeared
✤there is a Little Dark Spot too
✤Neptune has a very strong
magnetic field
✤4th largest known planet
✤Triton, Neptune’s largest moon,
has giant ice volcanoes that
explode without warning (don’t
worry, you will be safe, I think)
go on a tour to see all the moons
try to find the Great Dark Spot
wind surf in the Little Dark Spot
go crater jumping
ski
ice spa