APRIL 2017
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It’s National Humor Month!
Have a laugh a day!
Q: Why do golfers
wear two pairs of
pants?
A: In case they get
a hole in one!
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Q: Which is the
longest word in the
dictionary?
A: “Smiles”, because
there is a mile
between each “s”!
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Q: Why did the
baby strawberry
cry?
A: Because his
parents were in
a jam!
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3 Q: What did one
Q: Why did the
picture go to jail?
A: Because it was
framed.
Q: What music are
balloons scared
of?
A: Pop music
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Q: What do you call Q: What do you get
an alligator in a vest? when you cross fish
and an elephant?
A: An Investigator
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: Why was the
math book sad?
A: Because it had
too many problems.
eyeball say to the
other eyeball?
A: Between you
and me something
smells.
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4 Q: What did one
elevator say to the
other elevator?
A: I think I’m coming
down with something!
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Q: What did the
penny say to the
other penny?
A: We make
perfect cents.
Q: What word looks
the same backwards
and upside down?
A: Swims
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Q: What stays in the
corner and travels all
over the world?
A: A stamp.
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Q: Where do sheep
Q: What did the pencil
go to get haircuts?
say to the other pencil?
A: To the Baa Baa
A: You’re looking sharp.
shop!
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16 Q: What does a
shark like to eat with
peanut butter?
A: Jellyfish!
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25 Q: What did the
Q: What is an
astronaut’s favorite
place on a computer?
A: The Space bar!
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18 Q. What do you get
when you cross a
cow and a duck?
A. Milk and quackers!
lights did Noah use
on the Ark?
A: Flood lights!
20 Q: Why don’t you
see giraffes in
elementary school?
A: Because they’re
all in High School!
Q: Why do birds fly
stamp say to the
south for the winter?
envelope?
A: Its easier than
A: Stick with me and
walking!
we will go places!
Q: What did the
managing editor
janitor say when he
Wilona
Karimabadi
jumped out of the
closet?
designer
A: SUPPLIES!
Merle Poirier
23 Q: Have you heard
19 Q: What kind of
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Q: What do you get
when you cross a
refrigerator with a
radio?
A: Cool Music.
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the joke about the
butter?
A: I better not tell
you, it might spread.
Q: What is the 22
tallest building in
the world?
A: The library!
It has the most
stories!
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Q: Why did the
M&M go to college?
A: Because he
wanted to be a
Smarty.
Q: What did the
leopard say after
eating his owner?
A: Man, that hit the
“spot.”
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banana go to the
Doctor?
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