2013 SRP JOKES
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What is a worm's favorite band?
Mud!
What is the maggot army called?
The Apple Corps!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?
Where in earth have you been!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?
Very big worm holes in your garden!
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
What did the flower say to the flower beside him?
Move over bud!
What is a frogs favorite flower?
A Croak-us!
Why did the worm cross the ruler?
To become an inch worm!
What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato.
What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
Garden hose.
What do you call two young married spiders?
Newly webs.
What did the dirt in the garden say during heavy rain?
If this keeps up I’ll be MUD!
How do trees get onto the internet?
Easy, they just LOG on!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Frogs, they croak every night!
Where does seaweed go to look for a job?
The kelp wanted section.
Where does seaweed go to look for a job?
The kelp wanted section.
What washes up on very small beaches?
Microwaves!
What falls but never hits the ground?
The temperature!
What do you get when you throw all the books in the world in the ocean?
A title wave
What do you call a Badger with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What did the grape say when the badger stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the badger cross the road?
To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call a dinosaur wearing tight shoes?
My-foot-is-saurus!
What do you get when two dinosaurs collide?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why can't they find new fossils or new jokes?
They're lazy bones!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?
He was having a bad lair day!
Why was the centipede late?
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie talkie!
What has 50 legs but can’t walk?
Half a centipede!
What do you call a guard with 100 legs?
A sentrypede!
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
What kind of vegetable likes to look at animals?
A zoo-chini!
Why are radishes smart?
Radishes are smart because they're so well-read (red)!
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Potato riddles
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How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.
What do you call a baby potato? A small fry!
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It’s mashing!
Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a
commentator.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Web sites for 2013 SRP
http://pinterest.com/kayla_marie/summer-reading-program-2013/
http://www.playbasedlearning.com.au/2010/02/dinosaur-dig/