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what purpose ? Slink refuses to tell. out fqr.the - B. P. C, A. Such a The rest seem to agree that it was I and drive right back to
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From his conversation over the
such a sensation with their new style prevent .the -birds from practicing so maybe: Canton's good for somephone last Sunday night it looks as
Russian coats that they are (Huss- their earlyrnorn, harmonious warb- thing beside a drought after all.
ion) to Canton more often.
ling next to bis left ear.
Lambda Iota Notes.
I don't know what they teach (if if "Wee Willie" is developing some
If the truth was known Spencer
We Were pleased to have Fran anything) in the B. 0. Dept., but one line. Maybe it wouldn't beftbad
The past week has been spent in
would be on the black list and Clark- Sturge, '83, with us during the past of them (H. M. "Shotgun Warner, idea if some of our upper classmen
ways uncommon to most of us. With
son would lose another great pitcher. week. We also wish to congratulate and H. M. doesn't stand for "his ma- would lend an ear to him and get a
Normal on vacation, what sport was
We had a few visitors during the Brother Scrupski upon his recent jesty") has perpetrated a new racket few tips on how to wow 'em.
there for us to enjoy? Nevertheless,
week.
Bros. Kelpy, Bush, and K. C. election to Cum Laude.
under the innocent title of " Boy We were glad to have wiith us last
a few of the boys made "breaks" that
Saturday night Brother Cambridge.'
Smith
crossed
our
portals
to
talk
over
Scout." Watch out, gals.
will be hard to live down.
Manning is just a loose bristle in
who was just up here for a weekend
old
times.
Come
again,
fellows.
Gotta
go
now
and
get
the
dope
on
"Eddie" Collins has established a
the toothbrush of life.
visit. It was great to see you",
P. S.—Spencer has been thinking
Martin. He's been keeping under
new all-time record for speed. He was
"Bucky," and here's hoping we see
again.
cover. See you at the Soph Depresseen hurrying to class at the rate of
you more often.
sion Dance.
five steps per minute. He passed
Sigma Delta Notes.
Sunday noon we were pleased to
"Bill Fiesi-nger in front of the NorTketa
PI
Notes.
entertain
Mr. Howard of Grown
The
house
expects
to
be
displaying
mal School. "Bill" was stepping
Point for dinner.
Spring is here—bah! humbugl Af- a Blue Eagle banner most any time
right along.
0. Pi. 0. Notes.
It gives us pleasure to announce
Kettles and Kinsella (pals in ter the long dragged-out winter most now. We do our part in a big way.
Once again all the boys are back the pledging of James Ochner of SyrSince
the
Normal
School
didn't
go
inof
the
boys
are
displaying
a
new
excrime) went hunting Friday night. It
in town after a short but sweet Eas=must be that the season is closed, for uberance, probably gained during the to action last week, we have been fur ter vacation and all are "keyed up" acuse.
We wish to congratulate Brother
recent vacation. Everybody came wishing the Post Office Dept. with no
they came home with empty bags.
for that last lap which ends the first Stolt on his election to Cum Laude.
small
amount
of
special
delivery
busback
with
glowing
tales
of
the
beau"Whitey" Niemela i s still (nurspart of June. Potsdam seems to
ing) his way around these parts. Bet tiful south, particularly such garden iness. It seems that when circum- have taken on a new appearance since
stances prevent nightly cooperation
ter keep an eagle eye on Swanson, spots as Newburgh and Irvington.
Chi T w Sigma Note*.
between
the bays and girls of this we've been gone, but it looks a lot
Several
new
and
unusual
accomWhitey.
better than all that ice and snow.
What
a vacation! It was short,
here
town,
the
old
mailman
has
to
do
"Tiger" Flower took his little pal plishments have been demonstrated
"Beaver" drifted aimlessly off last but it sure was snappy.
double duty. Speaking of double duby
various
personages
of
late.
For
Wilkins to see the big city during the
Yoemans left about 2:30 Wednesty, I guess some of the true loves are Thursday for points South, as near
vacation. Wilkins reports a great instance, Hamway has become quite
day
p. m. and arrived home at 4.00
as
anyone
can
make
out.
He
arrived
expected
(but
seldom
do)
to
write
time but he can't get over the size of proficient at the unheard of art of
twice a day to tell the 0 A 0 how back in town Sunday night but still a. m. Thursday. Not bad time for
clothes
tearing;
Scrupski
has
a
posithe buildings.
250 miles. Incidentally "Toad" burnmuch she misses his presence. Punchy no one knows where he went.
Broadbent told Marshall to "step tive mania for crunching new hats,
figured thataway; in fact he found
especially
those
worn
by
Hamway;
Wonder where "Pee Wee" has ed out a "rod" in Chestertown and
right up and call me sonny." At last
long distance calls so unsatisfactory been keeping himself for the past had to call Norton Hill, his home
and
Bob
Gray
loves
to
watch
trains
"Bed" realizes that "Shorty" towers
pulling in and out of the Potsdam that he finally left town to bring his week? We didn't think that Normal town and have someone come to his
over him. Such is fate.
girl back.
rescue. W. C. Padgett was very exopened until Monday.
McKinley is going around with his station.
cited when the car started to act
arm in a sling—left arm at that—
Archie and Weepie stayed in town
Jack West has been looking kind strangely, because she was going to
Of course when Spring rolls around
must be that vacation was too much over vacation to work and from all we more or less expect to notice the of low the past few days but we think
meet his 0 A 0 in Chestertown, and
for you, "Bob."
reports they accomplished more than absence of fraternity pins. To one,he will gradually come back into old
he didn't want to walk ten miles.
"I'm not too sure" dliver can copy they expected to. Probably that was Pinky X, goes the honor of opening form again now that the girls are in
Padgett, don't be in such a hurry ip
because
Sears
stayed
up
to
help
them
Collins' style and have a female in
Babe, realizing this, pulled a fast one town again.
get her away from the boys, I'm surej
every boarding house. Watch yourHamway is broken-hearted. Oh, by going to Norwood and rescuing
"Whitey" gave his new car a little they won't say anything the should^
self, ^Charlie, they caught up to Ed- why did he go to the show Sunday his gal there. Spike is anxious to
work-out last Saturday night by driv By the way, Toad, why all the "I
die, you know.
night? Well, O'Brien has been lone- try out some hew ideas he has on the ing it to the "Burg." Really, folks,
ings" over to the Burg
l&tel^kvn
"Slink" Kinsella is still making his some too, Ed.
art of conversation, but so far has it was just a work-out for the car,
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FRIDAY NIGHT
tit*"
What kind of a baseball team will
Coach Peter Dwyer took tho 1934
Tech
have this season? Who are
iition of Clarkson's football team
the candidates for the various posiotitside for the first time last week.
tions and how do they stack up as
tie had had the boys going through
ball
players?
light workouts in the gym for a pre
The man to answer these questions,
vious ten days or so, but last week it
obviously, is the Coach "Hank"
f a r m e d up enough for them to u i t h '
Hodge, who knows his squad inside
eavy stuff and get outside.
and out and is aware of each player's
i The spring training this year is
strength and weakness.
being held on a sand hill out on th."Regarding our lineup," said
Colton road. It's dried up enough for
Hodge, "I'll begin at the first base.
practice and the squad reports so-i
Captain Klein has played two years
landings. Last week's dirty weath.i
of varsity baseball and has gone
brought them back inside for a fewjr
almost errorless a t first base. He is
days but Saturday saw them out and
without question the long distance
at it again with the Coach putting
hitter of the team. His average of
'em through a real Dwyer practice.
250 two years ago jumped up to over
CLARKS0N TECH'S HONOR MEN OFFICIALLY WELCOMED INTO
He has been putting them through
.300 last season, and I'm counting on
light scrimmages, exercises, etc., and
CUM LAUDE SOCIETY
him plenty this year.
also teaching the newcomers the fun"At second we have Zando, a spark
damentals of blocking and various de- ADDRESSED BY DR. THOMAS, D EANS ROSS AND WILSON, AND DEPARTMENT HEADS.
ling
fielding and a good sticker. Two
fensive and offensive formations.
At 9:30 on Tuesday morning, Dr. rather careful observation of men in of education to make you rich, or ev- years ago he led the team in batting
This Saturday will probably end
Thomas called the student body to college and out I am still convinced en happy, A S a matter of fact, edu- with the f a t average of .415. Althe two weeks period of spring trainorder for the sole purpose of official- that what is in the book is important. cation may be to make you miserable. tho' he slumped last year, he nor" Ing allowed by Conference rules.
ly welcoming the new members into That the ability to errorlessly calcu- For then you will do something about mally is a .850 to .870 hitter. AlAnd now for the team itself. Tha
Cum Laude, Clarkson's Honorary So- late the stresses of a great bridge is something. But, if by.denying the so putting up a good fight for the
turnout so far hasn't been very large
ciety. The men honored were:
just as important as the ability to value of scholarship through the adop job at the keystone sack is Mahoney
as quite a few of Pete's regular
John S. Scrupski, Business Admin- select a tie of the proper color and tion of habits which make it impossi- an unknown quantity, who came up
charges are out helping Hank do a
that the student attitude toward re- ble we miss an education, we may not from last year's frosh team.
istration.
good job on the Varsity baseball
Ernest H. Hankey, Chemical En- search will still discover more things even ever know the thrill of being un"Herbie Hutteman will take care
team. Judging from those out at the
the world needs that the most grace- happy about some great wrong which of third base for us. He's smart, plays
gineering.
present, it's hard to say how next
Frederick R. Ramage, Chemical ful dance step imaginable. I am not needs righting, some great service a flashy game, though slightly erratic,
fall's squad will stack up, as there
against the social graces. I am not which needs rendering, some great and can take care of himself at the
are only about 16 men of Varsity cal- Engineers.
even belittling personality, cleverness improvement in human life which plate, as proven by the fact that he's
Stolt,
Chemical
EnginAlbert
D,
ibre and out of it Coach Dwyer
and the ability to make friends and needs being made.
been a .300 hitter for the past two
should be able to fill places left va- eering.
keep them. I am saying that scholJames
I.
Reynolds,
Mechanical
En"A college education is not to fit years. Other men available at third
cant by graduations.
arship is still important. Far too you for less work, but more work. It are George Maurer, an experienced
gineering.
The team has been fairly hard hit,
is not even to fit you for white-collar ball player, and Mike Maione, who
Potter F. Kendall, Mechanical En- important to be neglected.
since eight letter men will graduate
"There is not a really great name jobs. The real business of a college played with the frosh last year until
gineering.
in June and leave "dear old Carlson.'
in history which was not placed theie education is to fit real men for the a knee injury put him out.
Karl Long, Civil Engineering.
These men are Capt. Hutteman and
Oiva H. Niemela, Civil Engineering by studious attitudes toward the work real work of the world and the tough"The shortstopping job is clinched
John Scrupski, backfielders; Stolt.
Philip Palerma, Electrical Engin- for which it is famed. Even Edison, er the going the better they will like by "Boots" Gaffney. "Boots" is a real
O'Driscoll, Maurer, Eberts, Martin,
who has been used as the classic ex- it. But we cannot fit ourselves for heady ball player. He's a fast, seneering.
and Allen, linemen. Eight good men
Albert E. French, Electrical En- ample of a man arrived without schol such business as this by dilettante sational man out there at short. He's
and true and if you think they're not,
arship, was one of the world's great- attitudes toward our college work. got a good pair of hands which is a
gineering.
just ask any one of them—they'll tell
est 'digs.' Let us not fool ourselves Any student who adopts the attitude great advantage to any infielder. We
Donald
A.
Spotswood,
Electrical
you.
about this. He studied more hours that scholarship is not important has are turning him from a right handed
Engineering.
. jComing up to fill these vacancies
Roger L. Berry, Civil Engineering. budgeted his time more carefully, and lost the battle. He has missed the hitter to a left hander this year to
are nine men from the Frosh squad,
After the Glee Club honored the gave more studious attention to his very essence of the thing he comes to see if we can gain a little speed in
and they'll all make i t tough for last
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advocation with "Ole Uncle Moon," problems than any man of his gener- college to get, an education.
year's remainders to catch a place.
Dr. Thomas gave a short, interesting ation if, indeed, any man in the "That you may know the basis upBesides these Frosh—mostly linemen
world ever sacrificed more for his on which these men have been selectand inspiring talk as follows:
GREEN GRIFFIN ELECTIONS
—Johnny Sledlecki will be all set to
"Men of Clarkson: We have called calling. It is a law of life that we ed for membership in Cum Laude, I
Voting for the new officers from
take up his place in the backfield. His
Assembly to honor a group of shall work, and, having worked, that am going to ask Dean Wilson to read the present Junior Class was held a
plunging and weight will add a lot to this
fellow student to Whom honor is we shall attain. That is what thene for us the rules and regulation gov- week ago last Monday night. Robert
an otherwise light but speedy back our
They are the men of Clarkson men have done, and we are honoring erning the election of men to the F. Keeler was elected Editor-inChief
field. Along with Sledlecki there will due.
who have, by their studious attitudes them today. And we are pleased to society here at Clarkson College."
of the "Grif" for the coming year.
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and characteristics of leadership, won honor men who have given evidence
Dean Wilson then read the rules
The voting was done by the presdie coveted honor of being elected to that they have in them the essentials and regulations of the Society and ent Senior Staff and the Faculty Admembership in the Cum Laude Socie- of success. Success consists largely also gave its history:
visory Board. After a long and
THRU THE WEEK.
in getting yourself believed in. We "Cum Laude Society was founded
ty of this institution.
heated battle in which the Junior
April 19—Band, Brass section, Bto 6
"At the very beginning of this believe in these Cum Laude men here in May, 1926 due to a petition from prospects to fill the Senior offices
today because they have given us evi- the outstanding scholar of each dep. tn.| Chapel.
brief exercise, I should like to emwere hashed over, they finally came
dence
of tenacity in persuit of learn- partment. The society according t o
April 20—Board of Governors' Meet- phasize the fact that scholarship is
to terms electing the following men:
ing, the ability to budget time in the the original petition of the organizers
ing, 4 p. m,
not an old fashioned idea. There is
Robert F. keeler, Editor-in-Chief;
acquirement of learning, the will to was to have as its object the fosterApril. 20—Varsity C fiance, Potsdam danger that in our American colleges
Osborne F. Walker, Business Manapostpone immediate pleasures for ing of scholastic attainment.
ger; Fred A. Spencer, Literary Editor
Ctttb, 8(80 p. m.
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greater goods of the future, and the
April 28—A. ,M. A. meeting (i»ight) scholarship.
In some institutions
"The rules of the Society provide Alexander G. Higginson, Circulation
ability to turn off work assigned. We
April 28--Dramatlo Club presents popular student opinion is set against
that membership shall be limited to Manager; Orson M. Carpenter, Art
are glad to honor such men.
tionr at Convocation.
too much ability in books. Students
the Senior Class and shall be based Editor.
April 28—ChBir Club, Sigma »:lta get the Idea that 'personality,' 'clev"Let none of us deceive ourselves on a high standard of scholarship, on
As there is one more issue of the
House, 7ti6 p,
ffl«
3rness,''the social graces,'the ability about education. It i s not the pur- character, ability, initiative and com- Griffin to be published before the dose
April 28—Band, «httre group, 7-9. • ;o wear clothes well, even, and many pose of a college education to enable mon sense. All students to be eligible of the year, the new Staff will take
April 29—I. U, tertian trip to.lrtnefvajehattainments ate more val« you to live without work. Though to must be in the upper quarter of the over the reins immediately, acting as
Watertew*, • ..Ij"
uablftJb the student in his effort to observe some students around here class and must be recommended by the Senior Staff with the present Sen-
April S5—Glee Club rehaartal, in the' succeed than 'digging.' Indeed, the
'dig' is frowned down upon in many
April 85WA. B. Ch.
AftPb egeii after a good many yeah of
8, Wednesday
!y*p<»
you would think they believed this the department head*
iors giving their good advice.
and that they were practicing how to "A candidate must not have lwefv No voting wag done on the incomdo it now IO ae to he efficient in the ed more than two faitarei, nor more ing Junior Staff but tMa will be dona
art, once out. It ii not the buttaeei
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