FACT:
WE STAND UP.
YOU SIT DOWN.
LAUGHS
HAPPEN.
Have fun. But drink responsibly while you’re at it, okay?
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COCKTAILS
MARTINIS
MIXED FOR MAXIMUM LAUGHTER.
CHUCKLED. NOT STIRRED.
The Punchliner
Raspberry Mojito
Giddy Cosmo
Whimsy Scarlett
A stand-up mix of
Flor de Caña
4 Year Rum,
Skyy Vodka,
Bombay Original Gin,
Blue Curaçao,
citrus, lychee syrup
and a splash of
club soda
for extra laughs.
Raspberry purée, mint, lime and sugar
combined with Bacardi Limón for the
Punchliner version of the classic Mojito.
Think Cosmopolitan with a funny bone –
a delicious combination of
Skyy Cherry Vodka, Patrón Citrónge,
citrus and cranberry juice.
Absolut Citron Vodka, Pomegranate
Liqueur, Agave Nectar, Fresh Lime Juice.
Zany Zombie
A little LOL from the dark side –
Bacardi Oakheart Rum, Bacardi
Rum plus pineapple, guava
and lemon juices.
The Jokester
A tropical blend of Skyy Vodka,
Bacardi Rum, peach purée and
lemon citrus.
Sweet Spicy Jester
A delicious mix of Tito’s Vodka, Chipotle
Pineapple Syrup, Pineapple Juice, and
Mint Leaves.
Sex on the Stage
Witty Margarita
Comedians favorite. Joking.
They don’t drink anymore.
Joking. Patron Silver, Patron
Citronge and Lime Juice.
A delicious, fruity mix of Absolut
Vodka, Peach Schnapps, orange juice
and cranberry juice.
Screw LooZe
El Jimador Silver Tequila, Midori,
Pineapple Juice and Ginger Beer.
Crazy delicious!
SHOOTERS
WOO WOO AND A WALK THE PLANK. NOW THAT’S A RECIPE FOR LAUGHTER
Walk the Plank
Skyy Pineapple Vodka, Disaronno Amaretto
and pineapple juice.
Not your Grandma’s
Cinnamon
Fireball and Chila 'Orchata
Make it a pitcher!
Fewer breaks… More Laughing Out Loud!
Woo Woo
Absolut Vodka, Peach Schnapps
and cranberry juice.
Shoot ’em with
a Souvenir
Cordial Glass