Humor for - Healthy Pontiac, We Can!

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Client Choice Food Pantry
Cl ien t C h o i ce F ood Pa n t r y is w he re the se tu p i s si m i l a r to a sm a l l g ro c ery
s tore, f a mi l i e s s h op for food t he y l i k e a nd k no w the i r f a m i l y w i l l eat . Th i s
m e t ho d i s p rov e n t o e lim in a t e w a ste a nd d u p l i c a ti o n o f se r v i c es . C l i en t
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wor k , O ak l a n d H OPE is loca t e d o n the b u s l i ne . And, l i ke a grocer y s tore
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wh o le f am i l y , h un t for a cce s s or i e s, ho m e d e c o r a nd ho u se w a re s , f u r n i t u re,
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Elizabeth Lake Road and
Telegraph meet at the corner of
Water ford and Pontiac.
Huron Street
www.oaklandhope.org

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