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BIBLE FOR DUMMIES
“B U T S E E K F I R S T H I S K I N G D O M A N D H I S R I G H T E O U S N E S S ,
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AND ALL THESE THINGS WILL BE ADDED TO YOU.” –
MATTHEW 6:33 ”
15 RANDOM ANATOMY FACTS
UPCOMING
EVENTS:
1. The weight of a D-cup is pretty heavy , a pair of D-cup breasts weighs between
15 and 23 pounds, which they weirdly compare to the weight of two small turkeys.
2. Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles per hour.
3. 80% of the brain is water.
4. The lifespan of a human hair is 3 to 7 years on average.
5. Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.
6. The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razorblades
7. The human body is estimated to have 60,000 miles of blood vessels.
8. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male
sperm.
9.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
10. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.
11. The hardest bone in the human body is the jawbone.
12. About 32 million bacteria call every inch of your skin home.
13. The colder the room you sleep in, the better the chances are that you’ll have a
bad dream.
14. Humans are the only animals to produce emotional tears.
15. Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren’t.
“But seek first His kingdom ad His r ighteousness, and all these things
will be added to you.” – Matthew 6
JUST BECAUSE:
!!! ASK A GIRL ON A DATE :)
Q U OT E O F T H E W E E K
“WHEN YOU WORK HARD TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT YOU DON’T
WANT TO FORGET IT” - TED BUNDY
R A N D O M E S T FA C T YO U L L E V E R R E A D
A SINGLE URINAL IN A WORKPLACE WITH A FEW DOZEN EMPLOYEES CAN SAVE ABOUT 45,000 GALLONS (ABOUT 170,000
LITERS) OF WATER PER YEAR
Smile, Jesus Loves You
BAD JOKES TO THE MAX
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SODEXO... *DROPS MIC*
IF YOU EVER GET COLD, JUST STAND
IN A CORNER FOR A BIT, THEY ARE
USUALLY 90 DEGREES.
I THINK I WANT A JOB CLEANING MIR-
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RORS, IT’S JUST SOMETHING I COULD
REALLY SEE MYSELF DOING.
WHY CAN’T YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL
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GOING TO THE BATHROOM?
BECAUSE THE “P” IS SILENT.
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WHATS ORANGE AND SOUNDS LIKE A
PARROT?
A CARROT