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PELOSIUM - The densest element yet known, Pelosium, has
one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,
and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic
mass of 311. The particles are held together by dark
forces called morons that are surrounded by vast
quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Pelosium's symbol is PU. Pelosium's mass increases over
time as mornos randomly interact with various elements
in the atmosphere leading to the formation of isodopes.
The trait of moron-promotion leads scientiststo believe
Peolsium is gormed when mornos reach a certain quantity
in concentration. This unknwn hypothethical quantity is
referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with
money, Pelosium activates MSNBCadnausium, an element
that radiates more energy, albeit as incoherent noise,
since it has half as many peons but twice as many mornos
as Pelosium.