I Have. . . Who Has. . .
Who has what happened when Frosty broke up with his girlfriend?
I have She gave him the cold shoulder.
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I Have. . . Who Has. . .
Christmas Puns
(28 Playing Cards)
Playing Directions:
Print playing cards on card stock and cut apart.
Give each student a card. To accommodate for classes of less than or
more than 28 students, ask some students to take two cards or allow
students to play the game as partners.
Choose any student to act as the first player and start the game by
reading the Who-has question on his/her card aloud to the class. (Use
the Who-has/I-have list on the next page to locate the starting point and
follow the correct game sequence.)
The student holding the card with the answer to the previous question
printed in the top portion says “I have (answer),” and then reads the
question at the bottom of his/her card—“Who has (question).”
Continue with the “I have. . . Who has. . .” question and answer sequence
until the student who started the game can answer “I have (answer)” from
the top of his/her card.
Play the game several times with the goal of beating the previous time it
took to complete the 28 card round.
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Christmas Puns
Questions and Answers
Who has what you call Santa when he stops moving?
I have Santa Pause.
Who has what you call a snowman on rollerblades?
I have a snowmobile.
Who has what sheep write on their Christmas Cards?
I have Merry Christmas to ewe.
Who has what game cows like to play at Christmas parties?
I have Moo-sical Chairs.
Who has what you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
I have tinselitis.
Who has what snowmen eat for breakfast?
I have Ice Krispies.
Who has what you get if Santa comes down the chimney when the fire is lit?
I have Crisp Kringle.
Who has where snowmen go when they want to dance?
I have a snow ball.
Who has what happened to the man who stole a calendar at Christmas?
I have He got twelve months.
Who has the reason Prancer is always wet?
I have he is a rain-deer.
Who has how does Santa clean his sleigh?
I have with Comet.
Who has the reindeer with really bad manners?
I have Rude-olph.
Who has what angry mice send to each other in December?
I have Cross-mouse cards.
Who has why the gingerbread man went to the doctor?
I have He was feeling crumby.
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Who has what the boy angel said to the girl angel?
I have Halo there!
Who has what Frosty calls his father?
I have Pop-sicle.
Who has Frosty’s favorite aunt?
I have Aunt Arctica.
Who has the reason the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
I have He wanted to sleep like a log.
Who has the little green critter that has berries and goes ribbit! ribbit!
I have a mistel-toad.
Who has the reason Christmas trees are bad knitters?
I have because they drop their needles.
Who has what Santa’s elves do after school?
I have their gnome-work.
Who has what you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
I have jingle smells.
Who has what happened to the comb that the bald man got for Christmas?
I have He never parted with it.
Who has how long it takes to burn down a very tall candle?
I have about a wick
Who has what happened when Frosty broke up with his girlfriend?
I have She gave him the cold shoulder.
Who has the topping that Santa and his elves always order on their hot dogs?
I have chilly sauce.
Who has the reason Santa took his Christmas tree to the dentist?
I have It needed a root canal.
Who has what Santa said when he learned a new elf had been hired?
I have What elf is new?
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I have
I have
Santa Pause.
a snowmobile.
Who has
what you call a
snowman on
rollerblades?
Who has
what sheep write on their
Christmas cards?
I have
I have
Merry Christmas
to ewe.
moo-sical chairs.
Who has
Who has
the game cows play at
Christmas parties?
what you get if you eat
Christmas decorations?
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I have
tinselitis.
I have
Ice Krispies.
Who has
what snowmen eat for
breakfast?
what you get if Santa
comes down the
chimney when the fire
is lit?
I have
I have
Crisp Kringle
a snow ball.
Who has
Who has
where snowmen go
when they want to
dance?
what happened to the
man who stole a
calendar at Christmas?
Who has
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I have
He got twelve months.
I have
He is a rain-deer.
Who has
Who has
The reason Prancer is
always wet?
how Santa cleans his
sleigh?
I have
I have
with Comet.
Rude-olph.
Who has
Who has
the reindeer with really
bad manners?
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what angry mice send
to each other in
December?
I have
I have
cross-mouse cards.
He was feeling
crumby.
Who has
Who has
why the gingerbread
man went to the
doctor?
what the boy angel said
to the girl angel?
I have
I have
Halo there!
Pop-sicle.
Who has
what Frosty calls his
father?
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Who has
Frosty’s favorite aunt?
I have
I have
Aunt Arctica.
He wanted to sleep like
a log.
Who has
Who has
the reason the elf put
his bed in the
fireplace?
the little green critter
who has white berries,
and goes ribbit! ribbit!
I have
I have
a mistle-toad.
because they drop their
needles.
Who has
Who has
the reason Christmas
trees are bad knitters?
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what elves do after
school?
I have
I have
their gnome-work.
jingle smells.
Who has
Who has
what you get if you
cross a bell with a
skunk?
what happened to the
comb the bald man got
for Christmas?
I have
I have
He never parted with it.
about a wick.
Who has
Who has
how long it takes to
burn down a very tall
candle?
what happened when
Frosty broke up with
his girlfriend?
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I have
I have
She gave him the cold
shoulder.
chilly sauce.
Who has
Who has
the topping that Santa
and his elves always
order on their hot dogs.
the reason Santa took
his Christmas tree to
the dentist?
I have
I have
It needed a root canal.
What elf is new?
Who has
what Santa said when
he learned a new elf
had been hired?
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Who has
what you call Santa
when he stops moving?