TG: ugh
TG: why
CG: BECAUSE I'M FUCKING BORED AND I KNOW YOU ARE TOO.
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CG: SO GET THE FUCKING FOOT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, SCRUB OUT THAT TOE
JAM, AND SAY SOMETHING STRIDER-LIKE!!!
TG: go look up explicit stuff like pj was wanting
CG: ...
CG: STRIDER...
CG: ARE YOU BECOMING EMO?
TG: what
TG: no
CG: YOU
CG: I KNOW YOU CAN STILL READ THIS.
CG: ARE BECOMING
CG: EMO.
TG: go look up more explicit stuff like pj was wanting
CG: EMO.
EB: [[ You make my software into hardware. All I wanted to say. :U BEFORE I LEAVE FOR
ANOTHER LONG ASS TIME <3 ]]
CG: DO YOU NOT LIKE SOCIETY?
TG: im not emo
CG: DO YOU HATE YOURSELF RIGHT?
TG: what
TG: im the bomb
CG: [[DOLA!!! WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK SO WE CAN DO THAT ONE
THING!!!]]
CG: THEN SAY SOME SMART ASS SHIT.
CG: IF YOU ARE SO ATOMIC.
CG: YOU PIECE OF MORONIC BS.
TG: oh
TG: that hurts
CG: THIS IS MY WAY OF CHEERING PEOPLE UP!!!
CG: GET THE FUCK UP!!!
CG: GET THAT FUCKING ATTITUDE OF YOURS OUT OF THE FUCKING GUTTER!!!
CG: ITS GROSSING ME OUT!!!!
CG: STRIDER!!!!!1
CG: 1111111111111
TG: what
TG: jeez
CG: I HATE YOU.
TG: i love you too kitkat
TG: i mean what
CG: YES!!!!
CG: THANK YOU!!!
CG: THERES THE STRIDER I KNOW.
CG: STOP
TG: you dork
CG: BEING
CG: EMO
TG: im not turning emo
CG: I AM NO WHALE PENIS!!!
TG: keep your giant ass pants on
CG: BECAUSE IM NOT TALL AND HUGE AND BULKY!!!
TG: they go up to almost your neck
CG: FUCK YOU STRIDER!!!
CG: I AM NOT PANTSTUCK!!!
CG: OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT SHIT IS CALLED!!!!
TG: you might be stuck in your pants though
CG: AER YOU SYAING NO ONES GONNA WANT THEM OFF? HAHAHA
CG: PULLED A DJ ON YOU!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
CG: SO MANY FUCKING TYPOS!!!!
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CG: FUCK YOU KEYBOARD!!!!
TG: you sound american saying fuck yeah
CG: FUCK YOU TTMJ!!!
CG: FUCK YOU STRIDER!!!
CG: AND IM OUT.
CG: PEACE
TG: what nah dont go
TG: what if i slip back into
carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now deadlyJams [DJ].
TG: emoity
TG: damnit
DJ: wha....
TG: karkat thought i was going emo
DJ: ...
TG: i would know if i was going through some phase
DJ: ...
TG: i would be wearing piercings
DJ: Im Going Through A Phase...
TG: and black nail polish
DJ: I Think...
TG: wait what
DJ: ...
TG: are you wearing liquid eyeliner
DJ: Im Wearing Shades.
DJ: What Purpose Would I Have For Eye Makeup?
TG: draw on yourself maybe
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DJ: I Do Draw On Myself...
TG: except i would do that with magic markers more
DJ: And I Want To Erase These Pictures Now.
TG: what nah
TG: your drawings are cool
DJ: ... You Havent Seen Them.
DJ: I Dont Think You Would Think They Were Cool...
DJ: Wwyeh
TG: you arent going to pull an eridan on me
TG: have you seen my stuff
DJ: What Stuff.
TG: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/
TG: look at this
TG: its pure poop
DJ: Its Adorable.
DJ: I Love It.
DJ: So Many Typos.
DJ: Thats The Only Part I Hate Because Im A Grammar Nazi.
TG: see
TG: i cant type anything
TG: i must suck at it
TG: you are superior to me in art
DJ: Youre Typing Right Now.
DJ: And I Dont Think So.
DJ: These Are Cute.
DJ: Mine Are... Nevermind.
EB: [[ Back. ]]
EB: hi dave. :B
EB: hi dj.
DJ: SIMON!!!
DJ: We Need To Do That One Thing!!!
EB: yep. soooo dave...
TG: ((fuick why is sbhj so fuNNY IM FDYING))
TG: yeah
DJ: How Bout A Game Of Fg?
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EB: [[ Mow. ]]
TG: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=042.jpg LOOK AT THIS
THOUGH))
DJ: Simon!
EB: [[ OH my god. yes. ]]
EB: yeah?
DJ: [[That!!! Hahaha]]
DJ: The Lines!!!
EB: i said my lines. :B haha.
TG: ((why couldnt uu just do that))
EB: [[ YES. ]]
DJ: Fffffffff
DJ: Fine!!!
DJ: Ill Start It!!!
EB: hahaha!
DJ: Can You Give Me Directions?
DJ: Because I Got Lost In Your Eyes.
TG: oh dear lord
TG: are we doing shitty pick up lines
EB: i didn't know angels flew this close to the ground.
DJ: You Be The Iceberg And Ill Be The Ship
DJ: And Ill Go Down On You.
EB: do you have a mirror in your pocket?
EB: because i see myself in your pants.
DJ: Do You Know Karate?
DJ: Because Youre Body Is Kickin!
EB: its a good thing i have my library card!
EB: because i'm checkin you out!
DJ: Hey Ive Seen You Before!
DJ: Youre My Next Boyfriend!
EB: i've been wondering...
EB: do your lips taste as good as they look?
DJ: Are You A Track Star?
DJ: Because Youve Been Running Through My Mind.
EB: your dad was a thief
TG: i got one now
EB: because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
EB: go go go!
TG: hey i just met you
TG: and this is crazy
TG: but heres my number
TG: so call me maybe
EB: best.
DJ: Oh I Totally Would Jonesy.
EB: . . .
DJ: But
DJ: You Know, You Might Be Asked To Leave Soon.
DJ: Because Youre Making Everyone Else Look Bad.
EB: i have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
DJ: Im Not Drunk
DJ: Im Just Intoxicated By You.
EB: i must be a snowflake...
EB: because i've fallen for you.
DJ: You Know, If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet
DJ: Id But U And I Together.
EB: your body is an hourglass
EB: and i want to play in the sand.
DJ: Its A Good Thing I Brought My Gloves Today
DJ: Otherwise Youd Be Too Hot To Handle!
DJ: And... I Dont Want To Get Internet Pregnant Again...
EB: i'll show you my tan lines, if you show me yours.
EB: pfft!
DJ: ...Are Those Space Pants?
DJ: Because Your Legs Are Out Of This World!
EB: i have skittles in my mouth...
EB: do you want to taste the rainbow?
TG: im fuckIGN PISSING
DJ: Im Just Gonna Leave That One Alone For A While.
TG: ST OP IT IMG LAUGHIN TOO HARD
EB: i'm out.
EB: hahaha!
EB: [[ NAGEKIIII NARCOLEPSY SENSEI It's just too much. /can never look at birds the same
way again ]]
DJ: Oh. That One Is Just The One That Should Be At The End.
EB: are you talking about... that thing last night though?
EB: because it's ironic or whatever?
DJ: [[youll be looking at pidgeons and saying "that is one *good* looking bird"?]]
DJ: ...
DJ: Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft
EB: [[ LOLNO OH GOD NO>SDFKJWEFKLJ ]]
DJ: Yeah. Its *Definitely* Ironic.
DJ: It Can Sort Of Be Called Double Irony Right There.
EB: budding. no.
EB: i don't want to travel back into that conversation.
DJ: Dont You Think, Jones- Oh My God John. Dont Bring That Up.
TG: wait what is budding
DJ: Nothgin, Jonesy!!!!
DJ: Nothign!!!
TG: if you dont tell me ill just go look it up
DJ: I Think You Know.
DJ: Its What You John And I Are.
DJ: And Practically Everyone Else We Know.
TG: buds
DJ: Ecept For You Humans' Lusus.
DJ: They Were Definitely *Past* Budding.
EB: he's talking about females.
EB: it's no.
TG: oooooh
TG: kay
DJ: Im Talking About Virginity.
TG: im sorry i asked
TG: being an introvert sounds like a pretty good idea right now
DJ: Though I Wouldnt Mind You If You Broke My Bud, Jonesy.
DJ: [[OH GOG NO DJ!!!]]
DJ: Meh.
TG: we are like 16
DJ: That Isnt The Age Of Sexuality?
DJ: I Thought 13 Was The Minimum.
EB: golly gee willickers gosh darn the luck's shucks.
DJ: [[OH MY GOG DJ!!!]]
EB: :B
DJ: [[WHY ARE YOU SO OPEN?!?!]]
DJ: Because I Am.
EB: what?
DJ: I Dont Like Hiding Things.
EB: because you're what?
EB: i don't... follow.
TG: 13 is when women can conceive a child
DJ: Oh. My User Asked Why Im So Open.
TG: but thats pretty fucking young
DJ: That Is The Age When Budding Starts.
EB: [[ THATS GROSS LETS NOT TALK ABOUT IT IT WILL LEAD TO MPREG ]]
TG: ((pfsfffsfddht))
EB: [[ BABIES THROUGH THEIR NIPPLES BRO NO I DONT WANT THAT ]]
DJ: [[NO MORE PREGNANT DJ!!!]]
TG: oh john
TG: speaking of angels flying so close to the ground
TG: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8bu6nHZEa1rtzal8o1_500.png
DJ: [[I WILL WHERE MY GLOVES!!!]]
DJ: Okay. I Have To Admit. Thats Pretty Sexy.
EB: ... cool.
DJ: [[WHERE ARE MY GLOVES?!?!]]
DJ: I Dont Know. You Find Them.
DJ: Theyre Somwhere Around Your Room.
EB: [[ There is so much porn of Davesprite, you don't even know. God, he has his own thread on
/y/ sometimes ... ]]
DJ: [[GOSH DARN IT!!!!]]
DJ: [[pfffffffffffffffffffft]]
EB: anyway... uh, that's a nice picture, dave.
DJ: [[davesprite is a pretty good looking sprite. mmmmmmhmmmmmm]]
TG: ((he has porn though?))
TG: did dj just call you sexy
DJ: [[just like how there's bro/cal stuff. ugh]]
EB: [[ Yeah, well... 4chan is made of porn, so you can just assume there is everything on there. ]]
DJ: Well, It Sort Of Reminds Me Of Davesprite, Which Reminds Me Of You.
EB: ... he did.
EB: that's good.
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EB: [[ surry ]]
TG: o
DJ: [[meru meru me]]
EB: it's cute, you two should have a moment. :B
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DJ: We Three Should... Nevermind...
DJ: Why Is He So Quick With That...
TG: hes quick to leave
TG: so
DJ: Caw Caw
DJ: Caw Caw Caw
TG: caw caw
TG: oh john told me something about davesprite being a father
DJ: What?!?!
DJ: With Who?!?!
DJ: For What?!?!?
DJ: Like... Adoptive Father?!?!
TG: uh i think he laid an egg or something
TG: but i never got to see it
DJ: ...Huh...
DJ: Are You A... Girl... Jonesy?
TG: what no
TG: davesprite is a bird so
TG: idk i dont know the whole story
DJ: Was His Bird Part A Girl?
TG: maybe the bird he programmed the kernelsprite with was a female
DJ: Makes Sense...
DJ: Wait. Wasnt It You Who Programmed The Kernelsprite With A Bird?
DJ: [[oh gog. bird.]]
DJ: [[if only dola was here right now. shed be freaking out. XD]]
TG: ha yeah it was
TG: ((eue pfffft))
TG: wait why did john leave again
DJ: He Thought We Were Having A Moment...
DJ: Which I Dont Think Is Possible Anymore...
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TG: well
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DJ: [[STO PBEING EMO, GOHS DARNIT!!!]]
TG: i dont know
TG: we could try
DJ: I Thought You Didnt Like Me...
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TG: i never said that
TG: im just no good with romance is all
DJ: Okay. I Reword That.
DJ: I Thought You Didnt Love Me.
TG: you saw me with the thing about the spicy chips
DJ: True. That Was Cute.
TG: i was acting like a bumbling nerd
DJ: A Cute Cool Nerd.
TG: a kawaii sugoi otaku
DJ: Hai Hai
TG: and
TG: i dont know
DJ: I Feel Like Shirogane From Monochrome Factor Right Now.
TG: i think sometimes i rush into relationships
TG: whatever that means
DJ: Not Really. Im The One Thats Rushing Technically.
TG: well like i fall in and out of love too quickly
TG: i wouldnt want you to feel hurt
DJ: *Sigh* I Get It.
DJ: Its Fine.
DJ: Ill Just... Figure Something Out.
DJ: Im Racking My Brains Right Now.
TG: thinking of what
DJ: Thinking Of... Things... That Can Happen...
DJ: And Which Action I Should Take Next.
DJ: [[oh gog... this...]]
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TG: you still there
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DJ: Yeah.
DJ: Simon...
TG: yo egbert
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EB: hi. :B
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EB: [[ There we go. ]]
EB: what's going on?
TG: nothing really
TG: besides the chat fucking up
DJ: Yeah... Mothing Much...
DJ: Lol Nothing Much.
EB: . . . uh.
EB: [[ I couldn't lurk so I came back on and waht am i reading ]]
DJ: [[Lol]]
TG: ((it didnt go how i thought it would))
TG: damnit can someone get me a bear trap or something
DJ: [[i laughed so much. XD]]
EB: why do you need that?
TG: i found more piles of dust in front of my door
TG: gamzee is leaving more fairy dust at my door
DJ: Hahaha Its Because Gamzee Finds You To Be More Fun When Your High.
TG: its not like im gonna lean down and snort it up right there
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EB: ... that's kind of scary.
TG: besides that shit is hard to get out of carpet
DJ: Yeah. It Leaves Glitter All Over The Place.
TG: besides that shit is hard to get out of carpet
DJ: You Know, Its Not That Bad If You Eat It.
DJ: If You Sniff It, Yeah, Itll Get You High.
DJ: But If You Eat It, Its Just Like Candy.
DJ: Like Pixie Sticks!!! Ahahahahahaha
TG: im not sure i want to try that
EB: huh.
DJ: Simon. You Should Try It.
TG: it doesnt exactly look like lucky charms
DJ: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
DJ: Just Kidding.
DJ: Dont Do That.
DJ: Youll Die.
TG: what
DJ: Its Like Heroine On Your Planet.
DJ: You Can Shoot It, But You Cant Sniff It.
DJ: Over Stimulation To Your Think Pan.
DJ: Ahahahahahahahahaha
DJ: [[did dj always have a dark side... OAO]]
TG: well im not doing either so
DJ: Its Not All That Dark.
EB: ... that's.. crazy. and also, horrible.
TG: hes just wasting his cocaine by leaving it here
DJ: Thats Good.
DJ: He Needs To Stop Getting High.
TG: what should i do to stop him though
TG: grab a squirt bottle and spray his face anytime he leaves more at my door
TG: chat omfg
DJ: Just Let Him Do It And Keep All The Fairy Dust To Yourself. Dispose Of It Permanently
Somehow.
DJ: Hell Run Out Sooner Or Later.
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TG: burn it maybe
DJ: NO!!!!
DJ: Do Not Breath In The Fumes If You Do That!!!
DJ: Not Even Just A Little!!!
TG: damnit
TG: how do i get rid of it then
EB: [[ "ZILLYHOO? ZILLY-YOU!" and John said, "what?" and they did not bone because John
is not a homosexual. ]]
DJ: Its Not The Same For Humans As It Is For Trolls.
TG: ((ohmylord))
DJ: Oh My Gog!!!! That Is Hilarious!!!
EB: what's hilarious?
EB: [[ http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xytyevTG1rrb8n6o1_500.png ]]
DJ: Hahaha You Are Not A Homosexual.
TG: ((what))
DJ: OH MY GOG!!!!
DJ: THAT!!!
DJ: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
EB: ... i don't...
DJ: THATS CANON?!?!
TG: what are you
EB: [[ NOP. ]]
DJ: OH MY HORROR TERROR!!!
EB: [[ I don't think so. it's just fynjy ]]
DJ: I Know Arka Wants To Test That One. Mmmmhmmmmm
EB: this is... he's crazy, dave.
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EB: he has gone... completely bonkers.
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DJ: shut up!!! no i dont!!! get the fuck out!!!
TG: oh yeah
DJ: Hahahahahahahahaha
TG: ((arka you have one dirty mind |D))
DJ: shut up!!!!
DJ: Oh My Gog. Oh My Gog.
DJ: That.
DJ: That Made My Day.
DJ: Thank You, Johns User.
TG: sounds like some party
DJ: stop talking to the voices, dj!!!!
DJ: I Cant Help It!
DJ: Theyre Nice!
DJ: 8 Other People In My Head Isnt All Too Bad.
DJ: insanity!!!!
DJ: Ahahahahaha
DJ: Xd
EB: [[ http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81qp5cMiF1qkhvfwo1_400.gif ]]
DJ: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
TG: ((the infamous homestuck gif))
EB: so... uh, what?
DJ: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81qp5cMiF1qkhvfwo1_400.gif
DJ: Is This True John?
EB: [[ I'll be back you guys, i have to leave for a while again.. i thin k maybe oh god okay see
you in a biy ]]
TG: john oh my god
TG: ((baaaaaaw okay ene))
DJ: Simon!!! This Is You!!!
DJ: [[see you in a bit!]]
DJ: [[hope you come back before midnight]]
TG: ((will it take her that long...?))
DJ: [[i dont know. you have 3 hours left, right?]]
EB: [[ Back, but only until supper. ]]
DJ: [[YeY OuO]]
DJ: Simon! Thats You, Right?
EB: what? that picture...
EB: uh...
DJ: It Explains You!
DJ: kawaii desu yone!
TG: it fits you perfectly
EB: but... that background...
TG: its ironic
TG: duh
EB: o.. kay.
DJ: Der
DJ: P
EB: [[ eggdip ]]
DJ: Oh Goodness.
TG: what
DJ: Eggdip
EB: ... hey!
DJ: kawaiiiiiiiiii!!! >///<
EB: that's my name but as a delicious sauce or something.
TG: i cant
DJ: Shut It!
EB: [[ I have to go now. ]] sauce...
EB: pfft!
TG: ((okay ;-;))
TG: you sure not as marijuana or something
DJ: [[[manamanamanama be sure to be back before 3 hours is up. ;.;]]
DJ: Lol
turntechGodhead [TG] is now hauntingGodhead [HG].
HG: this feels much better~
DJ: Honey!!!!
HG: hello darling
DJ: Hello, Cool Guy.
DJ: I Have An Idea.
DJ: What Do You Think Of Pj?
DJ: [[... straight out, again?]]
HG: i havent talked to him yet
DJ: Yup.
HG: i wouldnt know
DJ: Want To Talk To Him?
DJ: He Seems To Like Mint.
DJ: [[e.o]]
HG: no he sounds like a five year old
HG: id be delighted
DJ: Cools. One Sec.
deadlyJams [DJ] is now passtheJoint [PJ].
PJ: woah. What just happened here.
HG: you got dragged out
PJ: Why hello there.
HG: like a pokemon battle or something
PJ: Yeah, pretty much.
PJ: We do that to each other now a days.
HG: i mustve accidently talked in karkats language
HG: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
PJ: Hahaha
PJ: Clack clack clack?
HG: ((wait i just got an idea))
HG: skree skree
HG: ovo
PJ: Clack clack skree clack graaaaaaaaah?
HG: ((what if hg talked like lord tourettes from dick figures))
PJ: [[nani?]]
PJ: [[oh my gog... that...]]
HG: ((just like "that sounds fanFUCKINGtastic~!"))
PJ: [[yes!!!! that should be hg!!!]]
HG: skree skree RAAAAAAAAAAAAH
PJ: hahaha skree skree RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?
HG: skree~
PJ: skreeeee~eeee?
PJ: hahaha Bro, this is fun.
HG: skree FUCKING skree
HG: uwu
HG: i have no idea what im even saying
HG: but w/e
PJ: It's all fun and games until someones says something without knowing it.
PJ: Then it's even more fun and games.
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PJ: hahaha Bro. I should make a robot like you.
HG: mind translating his DISGUSTING language~?
PJ: ... Well, you said "HATE" first.
PJ: Then I said "That seems fun."
PJ: Then you said "Watermelon apples"
HG: that makes no sense
HG: i guess im no good at this language umu
PJ: The I said "You like the watermelons and cheese?"
PJ: And then you said "watermelons apples HATE"
PJ: Then I said "watermelons apples HATE?"
PJ: And you said "love~"
PJ: I said "loooooo~oooove?"
PJ: You said "love FUCKING love"
PJ: It was funny.
HG: SERVES HIM RIGHT
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PJ: ... What?
HG: chat you ate my message
HG: .n.
HG: SCREW YOU TOO
PJ: Um....
HG: i said too bad gt isnt here
PJ: Maybe when I get my own body.
PJ: I guess?
HG: ohohohohoho~
PJ: What, bro?
PJ: Did I say something wrong?
HG: YES THAT WAS DISGUSTING
HG: no thats just what dave would probably do
HG: uwu
PJ: ;.;
PJ: I'm getting mixed messages...
PJ: [[oh my gog pj]]
HG: DEAL WITH IT LOSER oh thats just my thing
PJ: Hm.
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PJ: [[oh my gog!!! iit works!!!]]
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PJ: It's interesting to say the least.
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HG: half the time im not even sure what i meant
PJ: Oh well. Karkles is like that, too.
PJ: And Arka.
HG: THEY SOUND BETTER THAN YOU
HG: really
PJ: They are. But that's because they came before me.
PJ: Yup.
PJ: I just answer both sides alot.
PJ: It's like having two different conversations.
HG: suit yourself
HG: hey
HG: you know what we should do
PJ: Yeah, bro?
HG: we should cuddle
HG: eue
PJ: That would be fun, bro.
PJ: I wouldn't mind. I do that with jp all the time.
HG: ARENT YOU EASY
PJ: He's such a fanboy sometimes.
PJ: He just loses it at certain parts of anime.
PJ: He talks about his feelings in the thought pile.
HG: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d1zx48S71qeczqe.png
PJ: That star...
PJ: I love it.
HG: i love your DISGUSTING face
PJ: It shows true passion.
PJ: Like my robots.
PJ: Why thank you!
PJ: I love your face, too, bro.
HG: .u.
HG: FUCK OFF YOU MUTANT ABOMINATION
PJ: Would you enjoy watching that?
PJ: Kesesesesesesese
HG: asdfgh
PJ: Yo, bro.
HG: im having a snort attack oh god
HG: yeah
PJ: That seems like fun.
PJ: Wanna eat some ice cream with me sometime?
PJ: I think I made too much.
HG: what flavors do you have
PJ: Um... mint..... mint..... reeses..... mint....
HG: *gasp* gimme gimme gimme
PJ: reeses.... mint....
HG: i love mint
PJ: fo sho, bro.
HG: GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME
PJ: Hey, that all rhymed.
PJ: Fo
PJ: Sho
PJ: Bro
PJ: Kesesesesesesese
HG: youre a geniune rapper eue
HG: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE RHYMES
PJ: You're a genuine cutie.
PJ: My face?
PJ: With lace?
HG: SHIT DICK AND CLIT
HG: oh gosh
HG: im sorry that was mean
PJ: Seems like fun, bro.
PJ: You can be all up into whatever you want.
HG: can i have that ice cream
PJ: Yeah. Let me up and get that sweet stuff right now.
HG: ((wait ho are we gonna do this))
HG: ((ho arE WE Oh GOD))
PJ: Here you go, bro.
HG: ((*how))
PJ: http://www.happyhints.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/chocolate-chip-mint-ice-cream.jpg
HG: aw i wanted ice cream and cuddles
HG: >:I
PJ: [[what were *you* thinking about? hahahahaha]]
PJ: Okay. I guess I can up and get over there right now.
HG: I WAS GOING TO SHOVE THE SPOON UP YOUR ASS
PJ: *yawn* Or you can come on over here and we can snuggle all night long.
PJ: Cause I am up and tired...
HG: yesyesyesyesyesyes
HG: if dave doesnt interfere again <u<
HG: >u>
PJ: Okay. Well, my whole mint stash is over here too, so...
PJ: Yeah.
PJ: Spoon... spoon...
PJ: Shoot. I cant find one...
HG: ;A;
HG: so
HG: no ice cream then ;~;
PJ: Look like we'll have to up and eat with our hands.
PJ: I won't mind.
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GT: [[ Eat it with your hands. ]]
HG: ((pfsfsddfft))
GT: such pretty colors!~
PJ: You seem like you up and have a sweet touch.
PJ: Oh, hey bro.
HG: jOHN
GT: hello! hello! hello! <3 yes??
PJ: [[THIS!!! OH MY GOG!!!]]
PJ: [[PJ!!! YOURE JUST AS BAD AS DJ!!!]]
PJ: That's up and cool, bro.
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PJ: So cool it can numb my lips with just the saying of the word.
PJ: [[MPH]]
GT: you two were going to cuuu~dle?? how cuuu~te!
GT: flirt, dave! flirt! flirt! hehehe!~~ <3
PJ: I don't know if the brotha has any emotional problems, but I'll be up and here.
PJ: I'm a very cuddly person, as Kat tells me.
PJ: [[DIFOSDJFLKJHVRF]]
GT: sounds delicious~!
PJ: Meh. I like me my mint ice cream.
PJ: [[DJ!!!]]
PJ: Kesesesesesesesese
GT: he suddenly dispersed when i came around... booo~
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PJ: Hg?
PJ: Bro, you there?
GT: [[ suury. ]]
GT: yep! yep! yep!
PJ: I Call Him Shaun!!!
PJ: Can I up and call you Shaun, too?
GT: hehehehaha!~
PJ: And Hes Mel!!!
PJ: Well, hello, Mel.
GT: wouldn't that be confuuu~sing?~
GT: yes!
GT: i like that name~~!
PJ: Mel Mel Mel Mel Mel
PJ: Hey! Hes Arkas!
PJ: shut up!!!
GT: yes! yes! yes! yes! yes!
PJ: Kesesesesesesesesese
GT: i looo~ve you, arka!!~
PJ: fuck off!!!
GT: *kisses!!~* <3 <3 <3 <3
PJ: *blush* no!!!
PJ: Awe. He's so cute.
GT: hehehehe!~~ <3
PJ: shut up, pajamas!!!
PJ: Kesesesese
GT: he is cute!~~
GT: very-wery cuuuu~te!!
PJ: fuck off, you fucking fucker!!!
GT: i just want to eat him all up~!
HG: someone is a little crabby today
PJ: I wonder where Shaun went up to.
PJ: Oh! There you are, bro.
HG: SUP FUCKER
PJ: shut up!!!
HG: .u.
GT: hi, dave! hello! hello!
PJ: fuck you!!!
HG: FUCK YOU TOO
GT: <3
PJ: fuck you harder!!!
HG: hello john~!
HG: UP YOURS
PJ: down yours!!!!
PJ: ... These two...
HG: .~.
PJ: They need to up and put they're tits in my ice box, away from the mint ice cream.
GT: arka's mine~~! <3 i called him~~!
PJ: fuck you, *mel*!!!!
PJ: Oh My. This Conversation. So Confusing.
GT: <3 <3 <3 one day soon, arka!
PJ: Right, bro?
PJ: *blushes harder* no!!! not one day!!!
GT: [[ Only the quirks can tell the difference. ]]
HG: thats just adorable john~
HG: aw
HG: ((yesss))
GT: yes!!~ i will be able to love you well one day, arka!!~~ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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PJ: its a fucking saying, you fucker!!!
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PJ: Once I figure out how to get our own bodies.
PJ: Well, Hurry Up! Dave Is Slipping!
PJ: Sorry, bro. I'm going as fast as I can.
PJ: fucking fuck of fuckity fucking shit of fucking fuck shit bitch fuck...
GT: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
PJ: Seriously, bro. You need to up and chill.
PJ: if i get my own body, im afraid that guy will rape me. e.o
HG: what do yo mean dave is slipping
PJ: Oh...
GT: i would blow on him til he cooled, but i'm afraid that might make him hotter~~! *wink*~
PJ: He Just... I Dont Know!!! TAT
HG: heeheehee
HG: blow on him
PJ: OAO stay the fuck away from me, you ass!!!
PJ: Wait until he gets his own body, bro.
GT: [[ Mow. ]] i will love you~~ arkaa!!~ you're mine!
PJ: That would be awkward.
GT: i'll wait, don't worry. :B
PJ: And I think he's shorter than you, bro.
PJ: shut up!!! i am not short!!!
PJ: Yeah, you kinda are, bro.
PJ: Compared to you, yeah!!!
PJ: Woah, Wrong quirk, bro...
PJ: fuck off!!!
PJ: im confused!!!!
GT: <3 <3 <3 <3
PJ: [[are they ever going to find they're own bodies?]]
HG: ((find out next time on...))
PJ: [[if so, how is it going to work?!?! OAO]]
GT: [[ I don't know how they would... but defs possible. Maybe... they could be robots or
soemthing. ]]
PJ: [[The adventures of TTMJ!!!]]
GT: [[ YES. ]]
HG: ((i like the separate dream selves idea))
PJ: [[yeah. that was pretty cool.]]
GT: [[ Like Calliope and Calliborn. ]]
PJ: [[yeah, pretty much!]]
PJ: [[and since they're all still here, that means they all have dreamselves.]]
PJ: [[well... karkat is his dead-self...]]
GT: [[ Yarp. Yarp yarp yarp rape. fuck
GT: fuuuuuuuuu, I pressed enter. lol ]]
PJ: [[lol is that mel is gonna do to arka when arka gets his own body?]]
PJ: [[lolol]]
GT: [[ Aiming for the backspace button.. I guess so. haha xD ]]
HG: ((nkjfkrbjwrbksf))
PJ: oh no... do not talk about this where i can here you!!!
PJ: lalalalalalalalalala!!!
GT: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 i love you arka~~!
HG: hehehe what did they say~
PJ: Oh, Arka, You *spaz* of a bro.
HG: SOMETHING STUPID RIGHT
PJ: yeah! it wwas fucking stupid!
GT: i wonder, i wonder!
PJ: i dont wanna talk about it!!!
GT: what if it wasn't!! daaa~ve! you're giving him optiooo~ns!!
GT: don't do that.
PJ: [[oh my gog. oice acting this...]]
PJ: [[*voice*]]
GT: someone else should tell mee~~!
GT: [[ I fucking do that too. It's horrible. ]]
PJ: [[these voices.... i cant.... lol yeah i can, and its fun. XD]]
GT: kaaaarkaaaa~t! whaaa~t did they saaaaa~y!?
HG: what did they say
HG: eue
GT: [[ It is. Very fun. ]]
PJ: THEY FUCKING SAID YOU MIGHT RAPE ARKA IF ARKA GOT HIS OWN FUCKING
BODY THOSE DOUCHEES.
PJ: OAO karkat!!! get the fuck out!!!
HG: ((i catch myself doing it sometimes |D))
GT: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 they're riii~ght!! that's great~~!
HG: heeheeheeheeheehee
GT: [[ Seme mode: activated. ]]
PJ: *silent screaming*
GT: i'll be gentle!!~
PJ: Okay. So now that he's brain dead for now, why don't we talk on something else?
PJ: [[pfffffffffffft]]
GT: *whisper~* maybe...
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HG: have any FUCKING ideas
PJ: This screen is so bright right now.
GT: i dunno~ i love the colors~~!
PJ: So much sorbet.
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PJ: You matter.
GT: [[ It's really delicious-looking.. :u~ ]]
HG: what
GT: what matters??
PJ: Every monday matters.
GT: [[ OH MY GOD YOU SHUT UP THAT THING ]]
PJ: [[that seminar. XD]]
PJ: [[AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]]
PJ: [[i still have the bracelet. XD]]
PJ: [[i was looking at it right now. XD]]
GT: [[ I have it too, somewhere. ]]
GT: [[ ANYWAY ]]
PJ: Rainbos are pretty.
GT: i'm going to get something to lick, i'll be back~!
PJ: They're hobos that are colorful.
HG: ((fuckin love rainbows))
HG: that sounds RETARDED WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
PJ: You want me to do you? What?
HG: what
PJ: What?
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PJ: What?
PJ: In the butt?
PJ: I said What?
PJ: What?
PJ: In the butt?
PJ: Kessesesesesesesesesesese
HG: u ok
HG: heeheeheehee
HG: WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK ARE YOU
GT: [[ I have motherfucking rainbow Popsicles. One of my comments when lurking was going to
be: "EB: i eating a strawberry popcicle. yum, haha. :B" ]]
PJ: I'm all good, bro.
PJ: I'm whatever you want me to be, cool guy.
GT: [[ "i'm*" ]]
HG: ((want ene))
PJ: [[JOHN IS EATING RAINBOWS!!!!]]
HG: ((THE IRONY))
GT: [[ Always. ]]
GT: yuuuu~m~! strawberry~~!
PJ: You Like The Strawberry, Simon?
PJ: Well... Mel...
HG: my favorite flavor is DICK cherry~
HG: ((i'm not sorry))
PJ: Or Both!!!
GT: i love strawberry~! but there is a flavor i love more~!
GT: his name is arka~~! <3 <3 <3
HG: aaaaaaw~
GT: [[ Because forgetting Arka's color. ]]
PJ: Daaaaaaaaw. That's cute, bro.
GT: what did the maple trees name their kid!~?
PJ: [[i dont know... magenta?]]
HG: uh root
GT: woody!!~ hahaha!
PJ: hahaha!!!
GT: [[ It's on the stick. They always come with bad puns. ]]
PJ: [[lol]]
PJ: Wait wait wait.
GT: [[ The strawberry really does look like PJ's color... :I Weird. ]] whaa~t?
PJ: So other Shaun reeeeeeeally wants me, doens't he...
HG: wait who is other shaun again
GT: [[ Can't remember. :I Pickles. ]]
PJ: Capital you.
HG: .u.
HG: oh me~
PJ: Yeah, bro. It's Dj's name for you.
HG: thats A TERRIBLE NICKNAME right i remember now
PJ: Yup.
PJ: It's not all that bad.
GT: [[ HE JUST KEEPS BREAKING GLASS WTF ]] <3 <3 <3 <3 i miss arka~~ *pouu~t!* but
you two have your moment~ i'll be back in a bit~~!
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HG: aw john
HG: .n.
PJ: And it doesn't matter which John it is.
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HG: bad chat
HG: hey look im dancing around you
PJ: Haha I remember that trick.
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GT: [[ Meow. Reading conversations. ]]
PJ: [[yeeeees. i need to update the chapters]]
GT: [[ I like you're guy's text better together. It's pretty. ]]
PJ: [[i like arka/tj]]
PJ: [[hehehe]]
HG: ((pffffft))
PJ: [[and i reeeeeeeeeely like dj/dave. XD]]
HG: ((eue too bad we cant find good fanart on it~!))
GT: [[ Pfft. ]]
PJ: [[pffffffffft i wish]]
PJ: [[WE CAN MAKE IT INTO SOMETHING BIG!!!]]
PJ: [[IT WILL BE A CANON FANDOM!!!]]
PJ: [[THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!]]
GT: [[ I'ma change back to Eggderp because pickles. Why not. The Vanilla color is hurting my
face. ]]
ghostyTrickster [GT] is now ectoBiologist [EB].
PJ: You're face, bro?
EB: [[ Yeps. Plus, it's easy to be him. ]]
PJ: I guess I can roll with that.
HG: boo now i dont get to see the moe flirts to arka
PJ: [[bluh.]]
EB: ... i feel like i've walked in on something...
PJ: Hey, at least you get to see the moe flirts to you.
EB: :B . . .
PJ: Yo sup, eggdip.
PJ: [[pfffffffft]]
HG: heehee
EB: hi... i don't think i've met.. uh, hg before.
HG: oh believe me
HG: you know me
PJ: hehehe
EB: ... okay. uh.
EB: sorry, i don't recognize you.
EB: [[ Talking to strangers. ]]
HG: thats a FUCKING shame
PJ: His name can be Shaun.
PJ: My name is PJ. Nice to meet you.
PJ: Nastumeetchu.
HG: yes
HG: my name is shaun
HG: eue
PJ: Kesesesesese
EB: [[ oh sHIT HE"S DEAD FUCK I DIDN:T KNOW ]] nice to meet you too. :B
PJ: [[what?]]
PJ: [[LOL!!!]]
EB: [[ I KILLED HIM> I KILLED HIM IN THE DATING SIM HOW IS THAT EVEN
POSSIBLE ]]
PJ: Nastumeetchu.
EB: that, you saying that is ... kind of strange.
PJ: [[OH MY GOG!!! HILARITY UP IN HERE!!! XD]]
HG: YOURE NASTY TOO ritebakatchu~
PJ: hehehe
EB: well... i have to ... go do some stuff. [[ Get my tongue stuck on a Popsicle. ]]
EB: so... see you. :B
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PJ: Why thank you, Shaun and Shaun.
PJ: Awe. See you, eggdip.
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PJ: Eggdip?
EB: [[ SH ]]
HG: ((fffffff i have to go ene))
PJ: [[awe. hope to talk to you later!!! Today was exceptionally fun. XD]]
HG: ((oh yeah |D see you tomorrow!))
hauntingGodhead [HG] is now turntechGodhead [TG].
EB: [[ see you :33 ]]
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PJ: See you, Dave and Shaun and Shaun.
ectoBiologist [EB] is now ghostyTrickster [GT].
GT: hi~~! :B
PJ: Why am I always late...
PJ: Oh, hey
PJ: [[dude. brb. sorry! :P]]
GT: [[ It's kay. :I ]]
PJ: [[back! ^w^]]
GT: [[ My computer is being a butt. :P just a sec. ]]
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PJ: [[kk]]
GT: [[ Kay. Back. ]]
PJ: [[cools. XD]]
GT: how's arka??~
PJ: You wanna tease him more, bro?
PJ: I am totally up for watching it.
GT: yes! yes! yes, please!~~ <3 <3
PJ: Kay. One sec.
passtheJoint [PJ] is now calamityGorgon [CG].
CG: oh fuck no.
CG: why is everyone being an ass with me?!?!
GT: hello, cutie~~!
CG: hello, ugly fuck.
GT: you're just too much fun to tea~se!~
CG: fuck you.
GT: because i love you, i won't let anyone else have you!!~
CG: mph.
GT: <3
GT: i love you! love you! love you!
CG: fuck no!!! i didnt just do that!!!
GT: <3
GT: <3
GT: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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GT: hehehe!~ too much cuu~te!!
CG: shut up!!! i dont want it!!!
CG: get it out!!!
CG: its like a disease!!!
CG: it burns my face!!!
GT: *blows kisses!~*
CG: *swats the air* nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh!!!
GT: fiii~ne!!~
CG: [[lol you should draw *that* XD]]
GT: *glops through internet~*~! [[ OH GOD YES ]]
CG: NO! *falls through internet*
CG: i dun want it...
CG: T^T
CG: get it out!
CG: *pout*
GT: awwww, but i love you, arka!~
CG: nyo nyo nyo!!!
CG: fuck dat shit!!!
GT: *licks arka's face*~
CG:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
GT: you are sooo~ yuuummy~~!
CG: MPH. NO!!! SHUT UP!!!
CG: *breathes in* *breathes out*
CG: fuck no.
GT: i've made a name for you, arka!!~
GT: i want to call you, cuddle cakes!!~~
CG: oh fuck no!!!!
CG: no no no!!!
CG: fuck it!!
CG: you know what!!!
CG: fine!!!
CG: you...
CG: l
CG: l
CG: l
CG: l
CG: I CANT FUCKING SAY IT!!!!
GT: pleee~ase, cuddle cakes??
CG: *twitch* *twitch*
GT: pwetty pweese?~~
GT: just once~~!
CG: Teme wa ore o koishite.
CG: fuck it!!!
CG: that sounds so wrong!!!
CG: shit!!!