Copyright © Arts for Youth
2013
*Today in History*
George Washington
licked a jelly bean
A llama dyed himself
pink
one of the ghostbusters
saw his own fart
matt batstone had his
first pit stain
Bridgewater, Friday, July 12, 2013
Boberina the Pie Eating
Unicorn volume 1:
Boberina, a happy unicorn, was
wandering through a wonderful
lava pool, and dropped his cell
phone. He was ashamed. His
family never drops their cell
phones. He decided to run away
and go on an adventure to try to
forget about his sorrow.
BY JACK CLIFFORD
**FiRe HyDrAnT fRaN**
Word of the Day!
Dauntless
Dauntless (adjective):fearless
and/or brave.
Sentence: The group of
dauntless people climbed to the
top of a Ferris Wheel.
Famous Quotes By:
Baconbits
“Live long and prosper and eat
bacon” -Spock
“Bacon you must have my young
padawan” -Yoda
“Give me bacon or give me
death!” -Nathan Hale
“Three things are infinite. The
universe, human stupidity and
the amount
of bacon that baconbits eats a
day.” -Albert Einstein
“You only live once, so eat as
much bacon as you can.” -The
Internet
POLLY HOLLY
part 2
As the mysterious thing kept
coming closer and close to me I
kept going closer and closer to it .
And soon it tried to bite me so i bit
it and swam to shore. Then I dug
myself in the sand and stayed there
for 5 years until a little boy dug me
out! Then i found a rainbow and no
one was on the beach to look at it
so i looked and looked for the end
of it. Until i found it 10 min. later!
I climbed up to the top until i could
not see it anymore and fell off right
back to where i started to climb it
and though would I ever make it
back to monsters university? YES!
Because the limo that takes famous
monsters to school came to pick
me up i was so happy until i got on
the bus! Because i remembered
the look of this bus it was
SpongeBob’s car that he had for 1
day and I bought a house next to
SpongeBob’s and lived a happy
life there ever since and i still live
there now! bye bye bye bye bye
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
bye bye bye bye bye!
-BYE POLLY HOLLY
-BYE SARA SPATOLA
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GUESS THE TEACHER
She is a she .
She teaches dance 1st and 2nd
period.
She works with the teens in the
afternoon.
The end of her hair is red.
By: George Z. Figleton
Pon Pon Penny says:
How to get a guy or girl to
secretly like you as a friend!
Okay first of all I know instead of
saying I can tell the future I’ve been
saying I can tell the fortune It’s my
trademark, but when I say it I mean
future.
Alright, back to business.
1. Give them a present, such as poop,
toilets and various gift cards to
retirement homes.
2. You say “Hello, you are weird.”
3 Then give them another present
such as perfume (Tell them they might
need it!)
4 They will say you are being mean
and weird.
5 At this stage they might need
another present.
6 The present could be a skin care
product.
Warning do not use on real people.
Food: Rice
Today I will talk about rice. Rice is
really a seed. The types of rice are
white rice, brown rice, wild rice, and
rice pilaf. Many people around the
world eat rice in different ways. Some
eat part of the main dish, others eat it
as a side. In China, people make fried
rice, which has brown or white rice,
ham, water chestnuts, peas and
carrots, etc. In Mexico, they eat a rice
called “yellow rice. “ They eat it with
tacos or quesadillas. Thats all I know
about rice. Peace out.
- Sammy T. Figgerburger
~~FUN FACTS~~
~25% of your bones are in your feet!
~There are more plastic flamingos in
the U.S. than real ones!
~If you could live on the planet
Mercury, a year would only last 88
days!
~The most common letters in the
english language are R, S, T, L, N and
E!
~A crocodile cannot stick its tongue
out!
~In a standard deck of card, the King
of Hearts is the only king without a
moustache!
~Monday is the day of the week
when the risk of heart attack is great!
(Maybe that’s why people hate
Monday’s. . . .)
~The tooth is the only part of the
human body that can repair itself!
~The muzzle of a lion is like a
fingerprint, no two lions have the
same pattern whiskers!
~Barbie’s full name is Barbara
Millicent Roberts!
~In a 2013 survey, parents voted
Miley Cyrus and Chris Brown were
the worst role models to kids!
~The first computer programmer was
a woman. Her name is Ada Lovelace!
~The filming of the movie Titanic cost
more than the Titanic itself!
~Baskin-Robbins once made a
ketchup flavored ice cream!
~Swaggy Sally
Bullying #2
1st Ignore the person. They are not
your friend. Maybe they will stop.
They do it to higher their high esteem
level by lowering yours. You should
definitely not hang out with them.
They are not worth being friends with
you.
2nd If it continues tell a teacher or
parent.
So I wrote a little story about bullying.
This is a sad story but does happen.
Please read on....
There once were two girls, good
friends. They went to the same school
together. They were the best of
friends and never were mean. Then
one day the girl name Mona was
mean to another kid by telling that kid
things were wrong but this kid knew it
was right. So the other friend Kari told
her to stop. Mona was really mad so
she turned against Kari. She made
sure Kari’s good reputation was
ruined. This did not affect Kari though.
Kari had a great reputation that could
not be ruined. She stuck up for the
right person at the right time and was
always there for you no matter what!
So Kari ignored Mona and had a great
time. She met lots of new friends and
had more time for everything!
night I went over her house for the
solar eclipse. she was thirsty so I
got a drink of water for the both of
us. Then a water tentacle came up
and splashed me then I could not
remember who I am and I went
totally crazy. We missed the
eclipse and it was 3 in the
morning and this is all for today.
-singingfantagian
Top Ten Movies To Watch of
2013
1. Fast and Furious 6 (there are way
too many of these movies but I guess
people like to see cars and stuff...)
2. Catching Fire ( trust me... if you
want to enjoy the movie, read the
book, it might be confusing)
3. Man of Steel (One of the best
movies I have seen. The graphics are
great.)
-Mystery Moustache
4. Thor 2 (I heard the first move was
really good)
A Mermaid tale part 1
5. The Wolverine (he has big claws)
Once I was hanging around a
beach near my home. Then I found
2 necklaces in the water. One was
shaped like a star and one was
shaped as the sun. The next day I
called my friend over to hang out
by the beach and I gave her the
sun shaped necklace. We went in
the water until it was dark and she
had to go home. I laid in bed until it
was 11 then I went to sleep with the
necklace on my neck the thought
of it swirled in my head. When I
woke up the next day I took a
shower then I grew a sea foam
green mermaid tail. I called my
friend and she grew a tail too. That
6. Iron Man 3 (So many people
enjoyed this whole series)
7. White House Down (Sounds a little
scary, hope this never happens :))
8. After Earth (Will Smith and Jaden
Smith seem like really cool battle
partners)
9. Riddick (never heard of it but the
description looks cool)
10. R.I.P.D (I think it has a cool
storyline)
By: Eronie Insta
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Instruments
Shades of Pink
BASS
BASSOON
BELLS
BONGOS
CELLO
CLARINET
DRUMS
ELECTRIC
FLUTE
FRENCHHORN
GUITAR
HARP
OBOE
ORGAN
PIANO
RECORDER
SNARE
TROMBONE
AMARANTH
FANDANGO PINK
BAKER MILLER PINK
FRENCH PINK
BRINK PINK
FUCHSIA pink
CARMINE PINK
HOLLYWOOD pink
CARNATION PINK
HOT pink
CERISE PINK
PINK
TRUMPET
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