Copyright © Arts for Youth
2013
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or
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Weather
Saturday- There will be falling
bacon storms from 12:00 noon till
5:00 p.m. Also it will be exactly -30
degrees during the bacon storms
with partly cheesy skies all day. Also
with a 20% chance of falling
computer parts as well as the bacon
storms.
Sunday- There is a 100% chance of
a pancake tornado all day and night
on Sunday. It will be 100 degrees
during the pancake tornado with
super duper cheesy skies.
Monday- There will be flying
unicorns coming as their trip to visit
the Earth every 1,000,000 years.
Then they will give everyone bacon
because they love to eat bacon and
if you don’t eat they bacon they will
turn into demonic unicorns and
destroy earth so EAT THE
BACON!!! (but they won’t eat me
because they are nice to me) It will
be 84 degrees and neon popcorn
skies.
Tuesday- It will be 58 degrees and
a storm of hamburgers from 11:00
A.M. to 7:00 p.m. and neon popcorn
skies.
Wednesday- It will be 68 degrees
with neon popcorn skies all day with
a 70% chance of a storm of falling
bacon.
Thursday- The neon popcorn sky
will explode pushing the earth five
feet backwards!!!!!! It will also be 88
degrees with partly cheesey skies.
-Sleeping Bacon
Bridgewater, Thursday, July 26, 2013
Grizwald’s Adventures
part 4
Grizwald hopped in the wagon and
off they went! “The goblins are plenty
in these hills’ said john. “Watch your
back” said Talon,(one of the other
Dwarves) their wagon rambled over
the hills toward the mountains when
all of a sudden they came across a
wagon that was lit aflame!!
Grizwald’s adventurous side was
telling him to rush to help but the
rather boring side was telling him not
to! Talon and John rushed outside the
whole group noticed a war horn
being blown and saw at least twelve
goblins coming down from the hill!!
The group was trapped. “Pick up your
swords men!”As the goblins closed in,
the group of adventurers made a box
formation even Grizwald was ready to
fight! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!!
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by: steph bracket
Guess The
Teacher!
By:Pickles
1. Plays the spoons
2. has a beard
3. has mime skills
4. sits in the back of The Pit
5. teaches drama
6. is a boy
WHO is the mystery teacher?
Go to five guys burgers and fries.
The burgers are very good. If you
have been their already then you
probably have tasted the wonderful
creations. If you haven't been there
then GO NOW, THATS AN
ORDER. I also have some good
news. There is no five guys in
Bridgewater. But they are coming to
Bridgewater! We don't know the
exact date but it should be here
before 2020. When it does come out,
I suggest that you wait a month so it
can clear out. I can almost guarantee
you that it will be busy. it has been
voted best burger a lot. peace out
campers.
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I'm trashing Mickey D’s right
now because it makes you fat
and there slogan is the opposite
of what it is so do not buy
McDonald’s and make them go
out of business and buy Wendy’s
-Dirty Dan out
Breaking news By:wreck it ralph
We just got that there is a fire is an
apartment building in Somerville,
Massachusetts. Also the royal
baby’s name is George .There
was another fire in Arizona lots of
fire departments had to go into the
wildfire to evacuate and animals
and people that are in the forest.
I’m telling you that this wildfire I
think is one of the worst ones I
have seen in a long time. This was
the AFY breaking news.
THE END
Horoscopes
With Alicia Banana-Panther
Crazy Jokes
1. How come you can’t hear a
pterodactyl go to the
bathroom?
Answer Because, the pee is
silent!!!
2. What do you call a bee that
is having a bad hair day?
Answer A frisbee!!!
3. Why do milking stools only
have three legs?
Answer Because, the cow’s
got the udder!!!
4. What walks on four legs in
the morning, two legs in the
afternoon, and three legs at
night?
Answer A human being!!!
5. Why did the cowboy adopt a
wiener dog?
Answer He wanted to get a
long little doggy!!!
-The Ultimate Red Sox Fan
Aquarius: You will find a dime on the
ground. As soon as you see it, you will
be transported to an alternate
universe.
Pisces: A cheeseburger will fall from
the sky and land on your house. This
won’t do any damage to your house
but after it lands on your roof, 16
squirrels will swarm around it and fight
over it.
Aries: You will be trapped in a cave
with man-eating werewolves but you
will find them to be quite nice.
Taurus: You will win the lottery.
Unfortunately, the lottery will go
bankrupt as soon as you win so you
won’t get any money from it.
Gemini: You will explore the outer
reaches of the universe. You will find
a space dog named Carl. You will
then be marooned on a distant planet
and will be stuck there for 13 years.
Luckily, this planet is a very nice place
to live.
Cancer: You will get to pet the
president’s dog.
Leo: You are awesome.
Virgo: You will be forced to listen to
Justin Bieber for 19 hours straight.
Libra: You might just eat a unicorn.
Scorpio: Bob and Jimbo will interview
you about a recent cheesecake
robbery.
Sagittarius: Jim Quinn will officially
announce that you are his best friend
(after Peter DiFrancesco of course).
Capricorn: You will discover that you
can play the oboe very well.
Riddles For All
1. If you have me you want to share
me, but if you share me, you haven’t
got me. What am I?
2. There was a green house. Inside
the green house was a white house.
Inside the white house there was a
red house. Inside the red house there
were lots of babies. What am I?
3. This old one runs forever, but
never moves at all. He has neither
lungs nor throat, but still a mighty
roaring call. What is it?
4. I have no hands or feet; I have no
wings but on my own I can fly up
high. What am I?
5. Every living person on Earth has
seen me, but none will ever see me
again what am I?
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
a secret
a watermelon
a waterfall
smoke
yesterday
Today In History
By: Pin Head Larry
1. First Railroad Accident
1832
2. Puerta Rico Invaded 1898
3. Head of Frontier Bandit put
on display 1853
4. Ships Collide off
Nantucket
5. Beginning of XXV
Olympics in Barcelona 1992
Help Wanted
We want you if you are
a dwarf. We are hiring dwarven
miners to excavate this mine we
found in a mysterious portal. You
will get paid 2 gold nuggets and 3
jaffas
per hour.
Look us up on
www.diggydwarf.com.
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Song of the Day!
The song of the day is “Discord ( the
living tombstone remix.) Many
people consider this song dubstep
but I disagree I think it is in a special
type of music I call brony jams. I
consider this to be one of my
favorite songs. This song is catchy
and many people just like the song
even if they don't understand the
plot. The living tombstone is my
favorite artist and makes many
amazing songs such as sister hate
octavias over tune September good
ol days stuck in time and smile song
remix. - brony boy
Crazy Jokes
1. How come you can’t hear a
pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Answer Because, the pee is silent!!!
2. What do you call a bee that is
having a bad hair day?
Answer A frisbee!!!
3. Why do milking stools only have
three legs?
Answer Because, the cow’s got the
udder!!!
4. What walks on four legs in the
morning, two legs in the afternoon,
and three legs at night?
Answer A human being!!!
5. Why did the cowboy adopt a
wiener dog?
Answer He wanted to get a long
little doggy!!!
-The Ultimate Red Sox Fan
Advice
With Purple Otter
Sports
By: Wreck-it-Ralph
Dear Purple Otter,
I have been having trouble
with picking out a house. All the
ones that I can afford are all so
good in many ways. I need a
basement to build my man cave to
get away from my kids, but my
wife wants a big living room so
that we can have nicer quality
furniture. We are so split in this
decision that even our kids are a
bit stressed. My kids want the
house that doesn’t have a big
basement or a big living room. If
you get this letter please answer
because we have to move out in 3
days.
Sincerely,
Harold Rose
Dear Harold Rose,
The house that I think that
your family should move to is the
one that your kids want. I am
saying this because as a parent
you have to put your children first.
You have to do this because when
your children are in the same
situation that you are in they will
make the same decision that you
will make. So if you are reading
this Harold I want you to make
your children happy instead of you
or your wife. Your kids are the
most valuable and loving things
that you have right now and I don’t
like it when people ruin their
relationships with their children. So
Harold I am telling you fullheartedly that you should move to
your kids favorite house out of the
three. If you take my advice I
guarantee that your wife will be
happy with the decision. You know
what to do Harold, don't make the
wrong decision.
The afy sports of the day.
The mvp of the baseball
major league all star game
was the American league
Yankees closer Mariano
Rivera. Mariano was the
mvp of the all star game
because when he came
out of the bullpen he knew
he was ready to fire some
fastballs to help the
American league all stars
to win. Then when he
started to pitch he was
throwing very good fast
balls, that’s how he got to
be the mvp of the all star
game. Yoenis Cespedes
won the home run derby
with 32 homers because
David Ortiz game him
some really good advice
and it really helped him so
he is really going to help
the Athletics.
Sincerely,
Purple Otter
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