JULIAN COPE’S
ALBUM OF THE MONTH #107
KISS KROSSWORD
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Clues Across
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Clues Down
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Wicked Lester
Hurl
Beth
Wands
Eke
Fax
Does
Gin
Jendel
Hip
Deuce
He-She
T.N.T.
Gel
Hits
Isis
Booby
Unherman
Knossos
Sew
Kistory
D.F.
Urn
Sod
Ur
Limp-wristed
Runny
Dork
Maim
Etat
Polka Tulk
[the first name] Paul
Anti Semite
Nishinihon
Othin
Idealist
Snatch
(Eric) Singer
Eric
ELDER
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Gut
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Well-fed
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Odin
Christine Sixteen
Gun
Kelp
N.S.U.
E.S.
Hi
Blue
D.H.
Ugly
Kiss
Edo
(David) Lean
Unties
Foul
Krossword
Brit (Ekland)
Melvins
Duo
Tear
N.R.A. (National Rifleman
Association of America)
P.E.
Imp
Plank
Nowt
Mao
Oss
N.Y.
Mitra
N.L.
Dust
Shit
Key
His
Sex
Slint
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E.T.
Nite
Il (ilyushin Il-20)
Rural
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Sucked each other off
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Paul and the Gene’s first band together.
Natural reaction to the Peter Criss solo LP.
Orchestrated 7” abortion that scored the
Catman his biggest contribution to outright
hatred by many Kiss fans.
From Harry Potter to Ritchie Blackmore, every
Rock God needs a few.
Best verb to describe the manner in which
Kiss rationed out their meagre talents across
four decades.
Cruel method by which actress Donna Dixon
dumped the Starchild.
Opposite of the don’ts.
What cheap chilled drink does Gene the
Teetotaller inauthentically claim he needs?
On which planet was the Space Ace born?
In spite of all his billions, what Gene could
never be?
What Gene in ‘hard workin’ daddy’ mode
claims to be worth.
What Ace and his gang called Paul.
Australian-only AC/DC album said by many
to be their best.
What Paul the Starchild’s entire career appears
held together by.
What Gene can never have too many of.
Goddess with 10,000 names.
What Ace calls everyone.
Infamous pioneering Kiss website forum troll.
Ancient mythical Cretan palace and home of
King Minos.
Despite their phenomenal outfits, none of Kiss
are reportedly able to do this well.
Nickname of former Echo & the Bunnymen
drummer.
Preferred vessel for interment of the dead
used by many ancient peoples.
John Rotten was a lazy one.
Ancient city of hesitation.
What the world thinks Paul is.
Another chance to fleece Kiss fans, this time
in book form.
What it must be if Kiss need you to lick it up.
A synonym for Peter Criss.
Obscure North Virginia band highly unlikely
to rise higher than a brief mention in this
crossword.
A blow to the state is a coup de what?
Clues Across
49. Pre-Sabbath, pre-Earth sextet incarnation of
Ozzy, Geezer’n’company.
50. What Saul became to get his Roman passport,
what Stanley became to be more rock, and
what Ace Frehley and Eric Carr had to abandon
to become Kiss members.
51. Accoding to the book KISS & TELL by Gordon
G.G. Gebert and Bob McAdams, Ace added
the twin SS insignias to the Kiss logo because
he’s a bit this.
52. What western Japanese Yokel Metal band
base their vocal and thunderous bass sound
around Kiss?
53. The archaic way of spelling Odin.
58. What Gene could never be.
65. What two-lady band wrote/released a 7” single
purportedly about Paul leaving home?
66. Confusing vocational surname of post-postPeter Criss drummer.
68. New drummer Paul became this so that
Stanley could remain Paul.
69. Ghostly patriarch around which Kiss based
their 1981 mega-flop.
71. Mythical feelings held by married couples after
84 months together.
77. What you’d have most likely called Ace, if
you’d had to go to school with him.
79. The name of Blue Cheer’s original biker road
manager.
4.
Your first impressions of Kiss without makeup would be…
9. Prophet Mohammed’s legendary journey.
11. Early Liverpool band featuring the Archdrude.
13. Pre-fix employed by Russia’s second most
famous machine gun makers.
14. Archetypal pre-Christian lawmaking God
seemingly making a come back.
16. Catchy but well-dodgy post-Chuck Berry Gene
Simmons song about a schoolgirl.
19. Impressed by the crassness of the Sex Pistols’
band name, Starchild Paul declared his penis
to be a love what?
20. Frequently recurring sub-aquatic motif in
Spongebob Squarepants.
21. Forgotten foreign car, or a kind of sexually
transmitted disease celebrated by Cream.
22. The pre-fix of all Gibson electric semi-acoustic
guitars.
23. Three of these got Sir Macca banned in
December 1972.
25. The colour of Ace’s aura, as revealed on the
sleeve of his solo LP.
26. Another initialled Lawrence even more
controversial that T.E.
27. Collective noun used to describe Kiss
unmasked.
28. Subject of this Album of the Month.
30. Former name of Japan’s capital city.
32. Skinny director obsessed with T.E. Lawrence.
33. All dressed in thattin and laythe; or how the
Starchild dispenses with corsets.
35. What Peter looks like without his make-up.
38. The name of this compilation.
41. One time common law wife of the ex-Mod
that Peter’s trying to sound like.
42. Doom conquerors known for their championing
of Alice Cooper and Kiss material.
43. What Kiss really are, despite Gene and Paul’s
protests and rancid attempts to present it
otherwise.
44. The singular of what is falling.
45. Uncle Ted Nugent and Charlton Heston were
big in this.
46. What Gene, Paul, Peter and Ace all got out
of at school.
48. Mythological creature.
50. Wooden metaphor to describe a fool.
52. What Peter appears to keep down his kecks.
54. Infamous world leader who set up his
headquarters in the changing rooms of a
secondary school swimming pool.
55. So-called archaic festival during which massed
accordionists butcher some old Terry Wogan
hit as scores of obnoxious drunken Cornish
locals trail a Beryl Cook-style fetishized
leatherette gimp round the streets.
56. Initials of Kiss’ home state.
57. The archaic way of spelling Mithra.
59. International number plates used by Holland.
60. Marky Ramone started life drumming in what
power trio whose guitarist and co-writer would
later produce early Kiss?
61. What Ace looks like without his make-up.
62. What Ace forgets about whenever he’s singing.
63. What Gene thinks the world is.
64. What the Starchild believes he invented.
66. From Ron to Rhoda, Tweeze is the product of
what band?
67. Midland thanks deriving from Norse.
68. What Ace looks like first thing in the morning.
70. They wanna party every day and rock’n’roll
for all of its duration.
72. Cool Beastie Boys-style prefix used by
Russian’s remarkable WW2 Sturmovik tank
buster.
73. Replete with acoustic guitars and Peter the
Catman’s (ahem) inimitable Rod the Mod
vocals, Kiss’ ‘Hard Luck Woman’ inadvertently
sounded this.
74. This archaic name for Odin is also a hippy
description of where it is.
75. What old Northeast punk rock singer wouldn’t
be caught dead doing a Kiss cover?
76. Goddess figure celebrated in Cope’s mid price
label.
78. The kind of thing Kiss woulda held during their
MUSIC FROM ‘THE ELDER’ period.
80. Rover Cars’ mid-70s Lethbridgean allusion.
81. According to the book KISS & TELL by Gordon
G.G. Gebert and Rob McAdams, this is what
Peter and Ace are said to have done back at
the hotel, whenever they played a gig without
scoring with the ladies.
82. Where the Isle of Man unites with Kiss’
Tommy Thayer.