Baked Honey
Mustard Chicken
Ingredients
6 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves
Salt and pepper to taste
Ω cup honey
Ω cup prepared mustard
1 teaspoon dried basil
1 teaspoon paprika
Ω teaspoon dried parsley
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Preparation
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
Sprinkle chicken breasts with salt and pepper to taste,
and place in a lightly greased 9x13 inch baking dish. In a
small bowl, combine the honey, mustard, basil, paprika,
and parsley. Mix well. Pour Ω of this mixture over the
chicken, and brush to cover.
Bake in the preheated oven for 30 minutes. Turn
chicken pieces over and brush with the remaining Ω of
the honey mustard mixture. Bake for an additional 10 to
15 minutes, or until chicken is no longer pink and juices
run clear. Let cool 10 minutes before serving.
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