The Anglo-Saxon Times
5 cents Friday, May 30, 540 AD Monster Invades Mead Hall Herot, Denmark In the early morning hours of May 30, the ferocious monster known as Grendel crept up to the mead hall and committed a most heinous act. King Hrothgar and his remaining men woke to this horrific scene and immediately warned the townspeople of Grendel’s evil tirade. Needless to say, King Hrothgar mourns the loss of his loyal companions. He was quoted as saying, “This senseless brutality Grendel’s Lair was a direct reflection of the monster’s hatred for what we value Grendel and His Lair most in our society: valor, strength, and honor.” Denmark​
­ Little is known about the monster Grendel. He is a descendant of Cain and continues the legacy of evil deeds of his ancestors. As an only child, Performing Live at Herot Grendel was a lonely youth. He Next Saturday Night!!
had no friends and was not allowed to join King Hrothgar’s men on the battleground. Tired of being an outcast and encouraged by his mother, Grendel left home at an early age to rampage the countryside, seeking revenge for his ill­treatment. Although no one has ever returned Grendel as seen last month from his lair, it is rumored As King Hrothgar’s soldiers lay Grendel’s home is located in a Traveling John sleeping, Grendel exploded into dank, dark, swampy location near the mead hall and took the men by the firery lake. The entrance is Don’t miss the stellar performance hidden from view by the pounding surprise. He snatched up thirty of Traveling John. He’s in town for waves of steaming, boiling water. men at one time and smashed them in their beds. Before anyone one performance only. had time to react, Grendel ran out Tickets go on sale tomorrow!! of the hall carrying with him the maimed bodies. In his wake of terror, he left a trail of blood that led back to his lair.