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Geography Pun Crossword
Listed below are the clues to the crossword puzzle. The word to put in the puzzle is the one which you
would put in the blank. Each answer is a geographical term or location.
By Harold Reynolds, completed August 31, 1991, published to my website April 13, 2010.
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“That ball is a bomb!” “Yes, I can hear the _____________ too.”
News today is from the zoo’s big cat house where a _____________ still at large.
At the age of 12, _____________ away from home to join the circus.
That place is expensive! They’ll _____________ arm and a leg!
There you are! _____________ I have found you!
When a river is in flood, it has a _____________.
Kinky German geographers go for _____________ M.
The evil Geography department head was overthrown and exiled to the Sahara. It was considered
his just _____________.
“Do you need assistance?” “Yes, I need _____________ to climb this mountain.”
Punsters like the _____________ Isles best of all.
“How can you tell that this ark is a clock?” “I can hear the _____________.”
Geography classrooms have ceilings, walls and _____________.
The opposite of Fastvakia is _____________.
Tony lives in Latvia and makes pasta, so we call him _____________-Tony.
If _____________ I’d clean out the weeds from this garden right now.
I want to drive _____________ to work today.
The _____________ is halfway between the North and South Poles.
“That map of Belgium belongs to Russell?” “Yes, it’s _____________ map.”
A farewell from a traveller: “_____________ later.”
Geographical opposite of Lowerland. _____________
He looked at the compass to get a _____________ on his direction.
Will ya do dis _____________ do dat?
All of a _____________ the dust storm struck.
A person who writes odes is an _____________.
To _____________ house down on purpose is a crime called arson.
When you run the race, I’ll stand on the sidelines and _____________ on to victory.
Alice may seem dormant now, but when she has a cause, _____________ into action.
“We caught Mr. Burr here stealing our Geography texts.” “Well, _____________ up with this rope
until the police get here!”
Do this homework now, lest _____________ under tons of it later.
A transparent, silica bovine. _____________
“Did _____________?” “Yes, bad boy Johnny threw rocks at me again.”
There are no doorbells in _____________.
One can find this country on a woman’s breast. _____________
If Santa Claus were to take a trip on the Love Boat, said trip would be called the _____________.
When selecting Charles and Nick, the professor said “You, Charles, and _____________.”
What the campers say when the weather gets wet. _____________
“If you can’t say anything nice, keep _____________ shut!”
I studied really hard for this test, and I know I’m _____________ get a good mark.
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66. How to greet Nan in China. Say “_____________!”
68. It’s a crime in Florida (and elsewhere) to _____________ with someone else’s computer files.
73. I haven’t eaten for a day! I’m really _____________!
74. Stealing candy from a baby? I never thought he’d sink _____________ as that.
75. “Your Citroen will be ready next week.” “No, that is _____________ to wait!”
76. “Go away! Get lost! Scram! _____________ alone!”
78. A nemesis of Bugs Bunny was _____________ Fudd, the inept hunter.
79. First mark all these Geography tests, _____________ all the labs.
82. To weed ta garden, use _____________.
85. “Language in Geography class is filthy!” “Yes, _____________ too much cussing around here too.”
87. This river is known for its variety of insects. _____________
88. When the Egyptians spoke in unison, they spoke _____________.
89. “Why is Tex so grouchy?” “_____________ a big headache.”
91. This city has a lot of men named Herb. _____________
92. The city with a history of inflammatory speeches. _____________
93. I need to throw ten sixes to win. Boy do I need _____________.
95. How the Japanese begin the American national anthem: “_____________ you see...”
97. The new monastery should be built in _____________.
100. Superman must have been a geographer, since he wore a _____________.
102. I love this city, heart and _____________.
104. Israeli government policy: One _____________, two/too serious.
107. An empty can of Coca-Cola in an attic is an _____________.
111. The Spanish _____________ War was an unpleasant affair.
112. “What will we give Albert?” “If we give _____________ pun test, he will kill us.”
113. A place to go to multiply by two. _____________
114. When finished a lecture, Professor Lund says “_____________.”
116. What the Geographer said when he woke up bald: “_____________!”
118. _____________ the Boston Marathon in ten hours. I guess I lost.
120. He got _____________ a good mark nor a bad mark in Geography.
121. To oceanographers, things are never bad, they’re _____________-mal.
123. You broke the window? _____________, are you ever in big trouble!
124. _____________ ‘nother cup of coffee, matey.
125. A French girl can be a _____________, but never a nephew.
126. When a typhoon hits, the residents of this island read the book _____________ with the Wind.
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A good city in which to buy gerbils, guinea pigs and mice is _____________.
_____________ no questions and she’ll tell me no lies.
Once can have many a close shave while white-water rafting the _____________ River.
“For Whom the Bell _____________”, a novel by Ernest Hemingway.
Mr. Zippy is married to _____________.
All they could do was _____________, step by step, until the ice was crossed.
One goes here to change direction. _____________
My Geography prof has gone crazy. He has a _____________ personality.
There’s _____________ I can do 100 Geography questions for tomorrow.
This city might be a good place to buy meats and cold cuts. _____________
Sign at the salad bar: “_____________ self.”
How to set a dog on someone in India: say “_____________!”
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31. A long-eared rodent that hops. _____________
32. Fred: “Can I do it?” Ned: “Of course _____________.”
34. _____________ at a person’s test is considered cheating.
38. “Ask Dee if she’s finished.” “Are you _____________?”
40. “_____________ a tree down in ten minutes!” boasted the lumberjack.
41. A downpour of ukuleles could only happen in _____________.
42. Once must be _____________ to drive a car safely at high speed.
44. One way to find out the news is by _____________ the newspaper.
46. Your friend ‘Indo’ is in trouble! _____________ right away!
47. Is mail in the Philippines often delivered in _____________ envelopes?
48. The Geography students were asked to shut up, but they continued to _____________.
49. “Do you want it in blue, sweetheart?” “No, I want it in _____________.”
53. Why is dinner at the far end of the table? _____________ down here to me!
55. A nice city for wandering around. _____________
57. In the bee races, geographers shout “_____________, go!”
59. The weather in parts of Washington State goes from rainy to _____________ in the winter.
60. All I want is a _____________ the action!
62. First prize is a hog! How’d you like to _____________?
63. “What did Anna tell me?” “_____________ to meet her at two o’clock.”
64. A facsimile from Beelzebub could be called a _____________.
67. In shop class we learned how to _____________ metal together.
69. Postcard from Poland: “_____________ here.”
70. When physical geographers complain about drought, they say “We need _____________.”
71. “Do you hurt real bad?” “Yeah, I’m _____________ all over.”
72. Here, everything comes out in the wash. _____________
73. A typical Hawaiian greeting: “_____________ there!”
76. The team has been defeated 18 times in a row. They’re on a real _____________ streak.
77. You dented my car! _____________ get away with this!
80. The _____________ tree can be found in the swamps of Florida.
81. A song to sing while being sassy. _____________
83. The classic TV show for mountaineers was Amos and _____________.
84. Favourite hymn of Brazil: “_____________ Grace”.
86. Archaic expression: “Going to _____________ hand-cart.”
90. What food is served hot yet is always cold? _____________
91. “The Geography prof is a real windbag.” “Yes, he really likes to _____________.”
94. We can paint the room together. You’ll stir the white paint and _____________ the red paint.
96. “Are you going to Thailand?” “Yes, _____________.”
98. “Mr. Dell does not know of that either.” “Is _____________ of anything anymore?”
99. If Macbeth had been in Spain, his final challenge would have been: “_____________ MacDuff!”
101. Pool sharks have pool cues, actors have dialog cues, and geographers have _____________.
103. “Tell Cal to install the carpet here.” “_____________ the carpet in the study.”
105. The ruler of ancient Egypt was the _____________.
106. _____________ think that punsters are crazy, but we’re not!
108. “One _____________ two peruse” is the motto of a South American book club.
109. A task is repetitive if you have to do it over _____________.
110. The Geography Pun Test craze that hit the (former) Soviet TASS reporters was called
_____________.
115. You have a sick brassiere? Yes, my _____________.
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117. The sun in Korea is not red, it’s _____________.
119. When one makes a barrier from sacks of corn, one makes a _____________.
122. Sick men are required by their religion to wear a _____________ on their heads.
124. Don’t _____________ what the capital of Alaska is?
127. The best place to get married is _____________.
128. A _____________ girl may become husband and wife if they get along well.
129. A weird painting of the English countryside might be described as _____________-al.
130. What happens when Victoria trips? _____________.
131. I don’t want to _____________, but your essay is due tomorrow.
132. It is generally not a good idea to _____________ boat until the engine is turned off.
3. The Answers
You’re peeking! Shame on you!
Aachen
Abyss
Abyssinia
Alaska
Alberta
Alert
Algeria
Alice Springs
Alp
Amazon
Amsterdam
Anatolia
Andes
Andover
Ankara
Aragon
Arctic
Arkansas
Arran
Aswan
Atikokan
Atlas
Atolls
Aylmer
Babylon
Bahrain
Baltic
Basel
Bath
Bering
Bern
Brazil
Brussels
Bug
Burma
Calais
Cape
Chile
Cornwall
Cyprus
Dakar
Delaware
Delhi
Denmark
Desert
Dublin
Dundee
Durban
Ecuador
Essen
Estonia
Faroe
Flores
Fraser
Gabon
Georgia
Ghana
Glasgow
Gobi
Guam
Guyana
Hainan
Halifax
Helena
Hilo
Hungary
Iberia
Idaho
Inchon
Indonesia
Iran
Ireland
Java
Juneau
Knoxville
Leon
Lima
London
Lucknow
Luzon
Manila
Maryland
Mississippi
Moncton
Moraine
Munich
Nepal
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Nice
Niger
Norway
Oder
Oman
Orillia
Osaka
Oslo
Pasadena
Peru
Pisa
Rabat
Rainier
Reading
Red Deer
Riga
Rome
Russia
Santa Cruz
Saskatoon
Scilly
Seoul
Serbia
Seville
Siam
Sikkim
Slovakia
Split
Sudan
Surrey
Swift Current
Syracuse
Syria
Taho
Tampa
Tasmania
Texas
Tiber
Tigris
Topeka
Toulon
Turin
Uganda
Ukraine
Ulster
Veldt
Victoria Falls
Vistula
Winnipeg
Yalu
Yarmouth
Yukon
Yuma
Zaire