7645 Winton Road, Cincinnati, OH
513-521-5481
Sunday School 10 am Worship Service 11 am
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ed. Debbie Wright [email protected] 8/03/14
Think Outside The Box
What is it?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Erin Knox– Aug 7
Carol Barnes– Aug 9
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
Tom & Sandy Knox– Aug 3
POTPOURRI
Devoting a little of yourself to
everything means committing
a great deal of yourself to
nothing.
Whatsoever thy hand findeth
to do, do it with thy might...
Ecclesiastes 9:10
Hannah’s story takes place in1. 2 Samuel
2. 1 Chronicles
3. 1 Samuel
4. 2 Chronicles
A diamond is a chunk of coal
that made good under pressure.
My brethren, count it all joy
when ye fall into divers temptations; Knowing this, that the
trying of your faith worketh
patience. But let patience have
her perfect work, that ye may
be perfect and entire, wanting
nothing.
James 1:2-4
Thy word have I hid in mine
heart, that I might not sin
against thee. Psalm 119:11
FIRST MUSIC LESSON
The first graders were attending their first music lesson.
The teacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew
a musical staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl to
come up and write a note on
it. The little girl went to the
blackboard, looked thoughtful
for a minute and wrote, "Dear
Aunt Emma, just a short note
to tell you I'm fine."
THINGS YOU CAN STILL
BUY FOR LESS THAN $1
A cherry vanilla coke.
A pack of Bic ball point pens
A box of paperclips
A package of flower seeds
A rainbow snow cone
A pack of No. 2 pencils
BEN FRANKLIN
One day a gentleman walked
into one of Ben Franklin's book
stores. As one of the clerks
went to assist him, the gentleman asked the clerk the price
of the book he wished to purchase. The young clerk looked
at the price posted on the
book and said, "That book is
one dollar, sir." The gentleman
began to haggle with the clerk
over the price. The clerk assured him that the correct
price for the book was one
dollar and no lower. As the
man realized that his efforts to
haggle with the clerk were going nowhere, he insisted on
speaking with Ben Franklin directly. Franklin stopped his
work and walked out to the
storefront. The gentleman
asked him, "What is the price
of this book?" Franklin answered, "One dollar and a
quarter." The gentleman was
confused and replied, "Your
clerk just said it was a dollar."
Franklin looked at the book
again and answered, "Yes, it
was a dollar. But now you're
wasting my time."
Answers: #3– 1 Samuel and
gator aide
LAST WEEK’S
STOCK MARKET REPORT
Helium was up, feathers
were down. Paper was stationary.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
CALLING THE BANK
My daughter called me at work
to say I was to phone "Josh"
at the bank about my account.
So, I called my bank and the
operator asked me what Josh's
last name was, and I explained
that he hadn't left his last
name. When she asked for his
department, I said that I didn't
know. "There are 1,500 employees in this building,
ma'am," she advised me
rather sharply. After a few
more brusque comments, I
was becoming angry so I
asked her for her name.
"Danielle," she said. "And your
last name?" I asked. "Sorry,"
she replied, "we're not allowed
to give out last names."
BIG CAVITY
"Open wider," requested the
dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.
"Good grief!" he said, startled.
"You've got the biggest cavity
I've ever seen -- the biggest
cavity I've ever seen." "OK,
doc!" replied the patient. "I'm
scared enough without you
saying something like that
twice." "I didn't!" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
TRAVEL TIP
It’s that time of year..
BLOND JOKES
Two blondes are walking down
the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans
down to pick it up. She opens
it, looks in the mirror and says,
"Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says,
"Here, let me see!" So the first
blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the
mirror and says, "You dummy,
it's me!"
A blonde woman walks into a
store and asks the clerk about
the TV in the corner. The clerk
says, "Sorry ma'am, we don't
serve blondes." Irritated, the
woman goes home and dyes
her hair black. The next day
she comes back and asks
again. The clerk again says,
"Sorry ma'am, we don't serve
blondes." Furious, the woman
goes home and dyes her hair
red this time. The next day
she goes to the store and
there's a different clerk there.
She asks the clerk about the
TV. The clerk replies, "Sorry
ma'am, we don't serve
blondes." The woman asks
him, "How did you know I am
a blonde?" The clerk says,
"Because that's not a TV; it's a
microwave."
A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and
gets a soda. She does this
again and again. A man in line
behind her asks why she is
taking so long. She says,
"Can't you see I'm winning?"
What does a blonde make best
for dinner? A- Reservations.