Class 2’s favourite jokes
On which day do lions eat people?
Chewsday.
Ethan P
What do magicians and footballs have in common?
They both do hat tricks.
Henry
What might you call a clever duck?
A wise quacker.
Ben D
What do you call a bin that robs?
A robbin.
Cody
What do you call a hippo with chicken pox?
A hippo spotty mus
Rohan.
What is a pirates favourite shop?
Arrrrrrrrrrgos!
Max
What goes zzub zzub?
A bee going backwards!
Darnell
How does the moon cut his hair?
E-clipse it!
Kyle
What did the lion say to his cubs?
Don’t cross the road till you see a zebra crossing.
Ethan P
What happons when Batman and Robin get squashed by a roller?
You get flat man and ribbon!
Ben C
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who`s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who`s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you are pleased that I didn`t say banana again!
Knock knock
Who`s there?
No one
Thank goodness!
Caitlin
What do you get if you cross a football team with an ice cream?
Aston Vanilla!
HALLIE MAPPLEBECK
Why do you have to take two pairs of socks to golf?
In case you get a hole in one.
ETHAN W
What’s big and grey and dangerous?
An elephant with a machine gun!
Kurtis
How do you cut the sea in half?
Use a sea-saw.
Zach
Doctor Doctor. I think my wife is a swan.
Then bring her in.
I can’t she flew south for the winter.
Ethan P