^::r NOT TO BS TAKEN FROM tection. f/^if- THIS ® ROOM 13 ^PS^ OCTOBER 12, 2000 Vol 29 Issue 05 Support staff strike averted by Cleo Porter A tentative deal has been reached management between and Ontario's Colleges Support Staff workers. The agreement was settled at 1 on Oct. 5. "I think the deal was a good a.m. one," said Ian Jones, vice-president of the Support Staff Union. "We wouldn't have gotten as much money, percentage wise, if it had been a two-year deal." The union will vote on a 13 per cent wage increase spread over the next three years. "The management team is very pleased," said Ian McArdle, executive director of the Council of Regents. "It's a responsible and reasonable offer. Both parties worked hard with the mediator." The Term Certain job security •ri where employees are con- issue, tracted for a determined period of was a concern for union workand was eliminated in the proposed deal. Both management and the union agreed to form a committime, ers new job tee that will oversee posi- tions in the colleges. "Initially [the employees] were disappointed," Jones said. "When you look at it overall, you get a better idea of what [the break- down of the contract] is." Support Staff Workers life insurance will increase to $25,000 from $20,000. "We are very pleased that the parties have come up with a creative settlement," said Nancy Hood, number's director of Human Resources. "Humber College has tremendous faith in its Support Staff employees." Among other increases in the new agreement, members receive $2,000 for their dental cov- vision care package for bers will increase to $300 mem- for every years. A Support Staff worker be able to accumulate up to 130 unused sick days throughout their two will contract. "This is all we can say until the ratification takes place," McArdle Centennial Park. For soccer results, see page by Patricia Lima rriie A ratification vote will be conducted in late October to see if the members will accept the new contract. The agreement was finally reached after on and off negotia- Humber Students' Federation Xis defending retreat as its recent $6,800 a necessary expense for team building. Twenty-one spent the weekend HSF members Severn Lodge, located in the heart of Ontario's famous cottage country of Muskoka, Sept. 30 to Oct. 1. There were also at seven staff members in attendance. HSF budgeted $9,000 for the business trip, but spent only $6,800. retreat was funded by HSF rev- enue-generators, such as the games room, and student activity fees. should be paying $6,800 for them to go on retreat. I can barely pay my own tuition," said Charmaine Andrews, a first-year nursing student. "I don't think But Lise Janssen, HSF leadership and training co-ordinator, organized the trip and said HSF directors deserved the retreat. "I think that sometimes people forget that being an HSF director is strictly voluntary. For the time and the work they put into the organization, they receive no comjiensation at all," Janssen said. "If you had to pay these people for a fiiB year, you'd be paying a heck of a lot more than what the retreat cost." Janssen said the HSF goes on an overnight retreat every year to orient directors to the organization, the college, and "It's I them their role. also an opportunity for to develop ball over a Huskies defender in a recent IN KDWARDS game at 15. Students question The said. tions that began last August. - Peter Curie, forward for the Hawks, flicks the will erage annually. Retired Support Staff workers are now entitled to dental and life insurance benefits. The ,101 HEADS UP good working tionships amongst each other rela- and to do some team-building," she said. HSF President Toby Wamell HSF spending said he told his fellow council members their "number one priority is to there, work all weekend" and he did not want to see anyone "dragging their feet out of bed" on Sunday morning. "Low and behold," Warnell said, "everyone was respHjnsible, and everyone was [at breakfast] bright and early at eight o'clock." Administration student. A few students said HSF should have held meetings closer to home or even somewhere on campus in order to save money. Janssen said the resort is only about an hour north of Toronto. Rick Breckbill, general manager of Severn Lodge, said the lakeside resorts conference rate includes access to a heated swimming pool and whirlpool spa, as well as paddle boats, sailboats, canoes, and kayaks. But Warnell said HSF spent their social time in a low-key manner. "After we had diimer we just took it easy. We sat around the campfire, played some music, played euchre [and] just hung out in each other's rooms and watched T.V." who does not pay advanced electrical program is subsidized by the government, said HSF should go on retreat. "It seems like it's a good idea that [they] spend time trying to understand each other. This way they can come to a consensus," he said. But many students did not see a need for HSF to travel to Muskoka. "I think it's good that they do get to know each other. I don't understand why they went all the way over Dan Cooper, tuition because his though," Radoescu, a said first-year Ana-Maria Business October, 12 2 News Et Cetera 2000 New coin highlights vision Patient redirect, fact of life at William Osier of Canada's artistic history by Kim Sinclair system rather than just within a hospital." Toronto's face public by Jessica Markoff for redirect The procedures 2000 25-cent coin, is now in circulation October Creativity, Eric Hui, 22, representing the future ... the new millennium," said Hui. The Design Exchange works to bring together designers from all over Canada and give them support. Urban Board of of the Design Exchange, spoke of the significance of the Creativity coin. "He's managed to bring our legacy together in this one simple Directors Joseph, member Joseph said. Danielle Wetherup, president of the Royal Canadian Mint, offered all her support for young Canadians to explore creativity and to be involved in the future of coin," their nation. "Creativity is the value that found true expression to Eric Hui and his talent to recognize Canadian identity," said Wetherup. Students from Grades 6 through 12 from the Toronto area attended the coin unveiling in sup- 11, is "Squee" Gordon has been compared to many people in his career, most of which he accepts, but George Steinbrenner? "He is the George Steinbrenner of Athletics," Doug Fox said. Surprised by the comparison to the New York Yankees highly involved owner, Gordon said he doesn't take it as a compliment. "George Steinbrenner is considered to be a meddler," Gordon said, adding, "I would hope they like the idea that I'm involved." So while Steinbrenner is the hands-on owner of the New York Yankees, best known for making 17 managerial changes in his first 17 seasons, Gordon is not considered to be a meddler but a very active part and a great support to Humber Athletics. all the way win or Fox said. While his support for the home team is strong, Gordon knows the feeling of sportsmanship and victory. Basketball has been part of "He's with us tie," session. ed to a hospital further from his home in Scarborough last January. Close to home for the Humber College population and the sur- community, rounding TEssiCA Markoff CHECK IT OUT- Eric Hui shows off his new coin design. port of Hui's artwork. Some of Hui's former teachers also showed their support for his achievement. "We came with our school, which Eric graduated from, to see what he did," said Chris Vibert, a Grade 12 student from Riverdale Collegiate Institute. Hui's family moved to Canada from Hong Kong in 1990, and his father Benjamin Hui was among the family members who joined him in celebrating his success at the coin unveiling. "I am very excited and feel very lucky. for a Grade We left Hong Kong because 12 co-op program. Hui enjoys drawing, sculpting and computer graphics but said he thought he was dreaming when he found out his art had been chosen for the milIn his spare time lennium collection. was "It just unbelievable very thankful for Canada. years ago I ... I'm Ten never would have imag- ined this could happen," said Hui. Twelve talented young art and design students, one from each province, from colleges and universities across the country were selected to judge which works of Canada," would become Canada's 12 new 2000. The Millennium 25 cent coin Hui is currently in his third year of computer engineering at the each represent a different of Canadian symbols. The coins that are cur- knew I would be able to make enough money to put my son I through university in said Benjamin. University of Waterloo. While in school, Hui learned about the Inuit, the Group of Seven, and computer rendering after joining an architecture firm coins for the year artist's interpretation rently in circulation are Pride, Ingenuity, Achievement, Health, Natural Harmony, Legacy, Celebration, Family, Wisdom and Creativity. call life for almost 50 years. plays on the Scarborough Masters team, which he says gives him a social outlet. 'There's a little bit of competitive- Gordon's ness in art series He Robert is in inquest which began Sept. looking into the death of 18- year-old Fluelling who died of an asthma attack after being redirect- You can by Stacey Roy and critical care bypass while the Joshua The whose design depicts Canadian art in Hui, who three millenniums. moved to Toronto 10 years ago, was overwhelmed when he learned that his design had been chosen out of the 60,000 designs that were submitted. "In the left you can see an Inuit sculpture representing the past. At the upper corner you can see a tree drawn in the style of the Group of Seven and the rest of the image is rendered in computer wire frames and media scrutiny Fluelling inquest ceremonies at the Design Exchange in Toronto. Creativity features the work of after the unveiling local artist. hospitals continue to attending and Public Administration. He received his Doctorate at the University of Massachusetts in Bishops said. get bogged Critical care bypass status is updated every 30 minutes at William Osier, and redirect is updated every two hours. Trant described the two policies a way of demand with as trying to balance resources between hospitals. A system introwithin the last year in Ontario has been implemented to help deal with the problem. 'The five level triage system is used to assess how critical a person's need to see a physician is," Trant said. "The redirect consideration, and critical care bypass was an attempt to share that across a five level triage duced Although William Osier is curunder renovations to try to rently accommodate its service area of approximately 230,000 people, it does not have enough patient beds. It currently has 29 beds available in its ER department and the hospital sees an average of 178 patients a day, and 65,000 patients a year. "We need the space, we need the beds, we need the staff," Trant said. "And that has to spread across the system or the problem of spill-over from other hospitals still exists." Part of an initiative to ease up on ER congestion this winter season will be to vaccinate as many of the public from the flu as possible. Humber college is offering free flu vaccinations this year. Humber health centre nurse Marg Anne Jones said that vaccinations for high-risk students are available. Those with diabetes, heart conditions, asthma, cancer, or any other conditions that weaken the immune system can get a free vaccination at the health center right away. A full vaccination day on Nov. 27 will be held at the school and open to everyone. "Hospitals cannot afford the luxury of treating everyone for the flu," "The most prudent immunized." The Toronto Health Department will host the free vaccination day at Humber this year, and this maj help to ease up on ER congestion during the winter season. Jones said she felt that the health centre Jones said. thing of all is to get at Humber for William Osier. provided needed relief their system, but noted president in Ontario to hold office, secretary Doris Tallon said. Gordon is heavily involved in schools, since Ontario of Basketball organizathe Board Canada and The Elite National Performance committee. His community can be traced back to his first years at Humber. Besides his work at the college, Gordon has been welcomed internationally with open arms. According to Bishop University's Archives, the COURTESY' SQUEE- Robert Gordon pipsqueak, said his secretary Valerie Hewson. The name has since been shortened and Gordon is known as Squee to faculty and Educational Administration, and has taught courses in such institutions as McGill University and the University of British Columbia. Joe Kertes, Director of Humber School friends. for Writers In education, Gordon has earned an Honours BA in History, and Masters Degrees in Modern British History, Education Administration, presidency say: "Anyone who's been here for more than five years has dried up." remembers a young Robert Gordon in his early days of he was asked what he thought of he also wanted to see what type of testing was being done on post-secondary Being one of only two presidents run Humber, Gordon has been working here for 19 years, and is honoured by being the longest college said to many committees and He is currently on 1997 for athletic achievement. Being six feet two inches tall has greatly helped Gordon in basketball, but it wasn't always this way. Robert Gordon is best known to fac- name rooms down," Trant tions. in the emergency first Gordon became athlete of the year in i960 and was voted most valuable player four times. According to University records, Gordon received the Royal Bank Athletic Wall of Distinction award and friends as 'Squee'. As a child in London, England, Gordon was very small and given dous pressure, but our emergency rooms are open 24 hours, seven days a week. It's because of high volumes of ambulance traffic that few years. him Squee University, ulty . "We have been under tremen- Canada but have not received much media attention until the past year * me I guess," Gordon said. While William Osier Health Centre is forced to operate periodically under the redirect and critical bypass procedures. Don Trant, vice president of patient programs and on-site administrator for hospitals in Etobicoke, and Georgetown, Brampton, said the media has misinterpreted the two policies, leading the public to believe their access to health care may be compromised Trant said redirect and critical care bypass procedures are international problems that have been in effect for at least five years in Ontario Institute for Studies in Education said that Ro-bert Gordon is "one of Ontario's prominent thinkers and policy makers." Earlier in his career he was the Policy Advisor to the Secretary of State and to the Minister for Employment and Immigration in post secondary education matters. In 1994 Gordon was invited by the Further Education Funding Council to evaluate the post secondary system in the United Kingdom. Gordon was about to introduce a similar practice. "I wasn't hired as a one man band," Gordon insisted. Despite whatever reservations Gordon has about his impact, Humber students applaud his innovative style. Toby Warnell, presi- dent Humber of the Students Federation, said he thinks Gordon has raised the reputation of Humber College. He adds that communication between the federation, the board, and the President's office key to the college's success. "I'm sure we don't agree on everything, but we both want Humber to be top notch quality," is Warnell said. Despite his numerous awards and accomplishments, Gordon would like nothing more then to be remembered young "I'd man like changed a as the fast-talking, he was 19 years ago. to bit," think Gordon I haven't said. News Et Cetera October 2000 12, 3 Protesters can't stop garbage travelling north by Nicole Montreuil deal had attempted a philibuster to prevent the vote from taking place Toronto City Council should have been talking trash, but politics until after the got in the way. Protesters in from across Toronto by filing motions and asking questions, annoying propoPoliticians who appeared at the stalled the vote 5 council meeting to oppose the proposed Kirkland Lake garbage dump found council bickering and off-topic for most of the day. "I'm ashamed that this is one of Oct. nents of the deal. When Councillor Howard Moscoe requested a closed door session to ask questions about confidential sections of the deal, the crowd of protesters refused to leave council chambers. After a few minutes of waiting, the council decided to leave to get privacy needed. When the remaining crowd again resisted, council left to meet behind the closed doors of Committee Room 1. As the politicians left, police and the last things this council does... We're being called the most hated city in the country," said Councillor Pam McConnell on the city's debate. McConnell suggested the Kirkland Lake proposal would hurt Toronto's 2008 Olympic Bid. "Who on earth would want to come to a city that makes such dumb decisions?" she said. security entered the room. CHAD CURRIER On Wednesday council voted 33 to 23 to ship incinerated garbage north to the Adams Mine site. The municipal election November. protesters remained unim- pressed until the councillors returned from a three-hour closed session to discuss the confidential portions of the garbage removal contract. STINKS- This moose wanted on the proposed contracts tation with the Republic Services consortium and RailCycle North, before asking questions of the staff, particularly the city solicitor and the works commissioner. Major concerns were the city's possible liability for unexpected costs and the amount of garbage the city would need to send. Some confusion stemed from Councillors listened to a presen- to keep Adams Mine clean. having two separate contracts in the dispute. The signing deadline for the Republic Services contract is Oct. 15, but this contract is not in dispute itself The contentious contract was with RailCycle North, and has a signing deadline in December. The current city council had enough votes to accept both contracts, but opponents of the RCN Word leave and I didn't wish to," said. "I think there's questions being asked in the public forum that were cut off. Some of these weren't being addressed." Mayor Lastman ordered emergency meetings of council to continue until the issue had been resolved. The mayor said he was prepared to come in every day until they'd finished the vote. "It's it a gutless Two people were removed from chambers for yelling at the mayor and interrupting the proceed- council ings. Maybe next hope democracy will work in and that big business doesn't wan. The moose (around "I city) are just tions in ters were that serious. blocks on the office, he'll a year, publicity stunt. if Lastman is in have a different animal, the contracts, said she would have occupied the council chambers but would have drawn the line at being arrested because she has a young son at home who needs her. She didn't think mat- we wished said. said. chambers, they weren't being allowed back in. Fran Freeman, an environmental if Lastman "Vote on it and face the electorate.'-' "We've got to get the business of this council completed," Lastman this situation, "We were asked move to say 'let's do after the election'," came through the crowd that if any members of the public left council artist there to protest Freeman some important maybe a jack-ass," said Murray Muir, New Liskeard resident. Northern residents have protested the contracts with demonstraNathan Phillips Square and rail lines. With files from Chad Currier to Students actually have rental rights by Brett Clarkson housing situation in Toronto is only getting worse. you've had a leaky faucet for two months and your landlord still has- If n't fixed it, don't worry. You're not alone. According to local tenant-rights advocates, student renters are increasingly becoming victims of poor housing conditions because they aren't aware of how the law protects them as tenants. "Students are paying among the highest rent as a sector of the population, but because they don't know their rights, a lot of the time they're "For tenants, it's a disaster," York "Rents are going through the roof and people are losing their homes by the busload every day." Karen Andrews, staff lawyer at the Rexdale Community Legal Clinic, echoes similar sentiments. "It's a very bad situation," Andrews said. "I don't know that it's been worse, to tell you the truth." Landlords of apartment buildings are required by law to provide basic service and cleaning duties. While it's the renter's responsibility to keep said. harrassment and poor servYork of the Greater Toronto Tenants Association. "Students need to know their basic the apartment clean and pay the rent, rights." clean. "The landlord getting ice," said Paul Some Humber area legal clinics say Toronto's students are often preyed upon by landlords because they don't know their rights as ten- ants. "Landlords love students for that reason, because they can take advantage of them," said George Vlahakis, of the Community and Services Program at Legal Aid Osgoode Hall Law School. Vlahakis, a Osgoode Hall, is law-student at the programing Tenants Division Leader. He assists students facing difficulties in their renting situation and has seen his fair share of horror stories, including one landlords also have certain Landlords must keep the the duties. and halls must also cut the lawn, shovel snow, and clean up any trash in and around the common stairways, elevators, lobby, really hard to be a stu- dent nowadays when you rent," Vlahakis said. "You're timid, you don't want to cause trouble, you just want a relaxing area where you can have friends over and study." According to York, the rental had clients where they haven't had two stove elements for a month." So if tenants need repairs done, the best approach is to consult the landlord first. Tell him the situation, and ask to have it fixed. Tenants should also keep a record of when they spoke with the landlord. Andrews says that although most students generally have income lev- Post is by lAberata Caceamo landlord. Ifthis fails to yield results, president recommended, because from is Sept.15 until May 31, the ture in an apartment C (70 F). 21 If the tempera- must be at least temperature drops the City of Toronto offers help. Tenants can use Call Access Toronto at 338-0338 for more information. In terms of maintenance and repairs, faucets, it's "I've down," below this level, tenants are encouraged to speak with or write to their With the onset of winter, tenants should also keep an eye on their heating situation. Having a thermometer dent to get out. think said. leaking, is it's also the landlord's duty to anything that doesn't work propapartment. This includes kitchen appliances like the refndgerator and stove, as well as the toilet, fix and sinks. Anything that does not function properly must be repaired, even if it was in that condition before the tenant moved in. Andrews says the reluctance of landlords to actually get the repairs done is becoming an "I don't really ing to] it when The five areas of the building. erly in the "I Andrews is National Post has exceeded other Canadian newspapers in the usage and frequency of AntiIslamic tenninology according to a report released by the Canadian Islamic Congress (CIC) on AntiIslam in the Canadian Media. The third annual report was released last Wednesday at a press conference hosted by CIC president Dr. Mohamed Elmasiy and CIC vice which a landlord illegally evicted an international student when he found out the student wasn't from Canada. The landlord immediately ripped up the lease and told the stuin roof, or when the washer or when a stove element issue. see landlords [rush- there's a leak in the Wahida Valiante. The document reports the els that qualify action. Vlahakis says student tenants need to be more careful when they're out apartment hunting. 'The common mistakes students make is they'll only go see the place once, they'll walk around and they'll let the landlord show them eveiy- thing, but they don't really inspect the apartment," Vlahakis said. What students and tenants should do when they go to a new place is write down every major defect there is, and when you sign the lease, show [the list of defects] to students, the HSF assistance KX105 also offers those who are having office at to your landlord." Humber For rental or landlord problems. For a copy of the Tenant Protection Act, visit the Ontario Government www.gov.on.ca. website at the worst: CIC of the other newspapers. "The National Post has shovra the worst anti-Islam," the report indicates. "No attempts to improve were recorded, even after a meeting between National Post senior editors and the CIC." The newspapers were ranked ftom best to worst for anti-Islamic content. The Toronto Star contained the least anti-Islamic terminology, followed by the Globe and Mail, La Presse, the Montreal Gazette, the Post. ings of a yearlong stu(fy conducted by the CIC on the nevra and views on Islam and Muslims as found for free legal their landlord before taking legal Ottawa find- them advice at their neighbourhood legal clinic, tenants should really vmte to in English language newspapers The Toronto Star, the Globe and Mail, Citizen, and the National The report also indicates that improvements were made by The Toronto Star and the Globe and Mail. The Toronto Star contained the most anti-Islamic content in 1998 and currently contains the least anti-Islamic content. The Globe and Mail moved up from being the sec- ond worst to the second least offender. "TTie Toronto Star and the Globe andMaH have improved from being the worst three years ago to being the best this year. Both demonstrated that journalists can cover news and views without using anti-Islamic terminology," Elmasry said. "The presence of anti-Islam in the media is a professional quality issue and can be rectified. We hope that the National Post will follow the lead of The Star and Globe andMail in this the Ottawa Citizen, the Montreal Gazette and French language La Presse. The study also examines Maclean's, Reader's Digest and CBCs National evening news pro- regard." The report provides recommendations to assist in delivering news and views that do not contain antiIslam terminology or references, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ UBERATACACCAMO pERTURBEiy' Dr Elma^njand ^""^ ^^ ^^ recommendations ^.r I. include holduig workshops on qual^„„ ^^r^,. Valiante Waniaa t/„i,-^„*' say riar ijy ng^ coverage and sensitivity Canadian papers are guilty of writing and hiring more Canadian joum^ists to cover worid news. was 230% higher than the average antl-IslamiC publlSnings. gram. During the study period items containing anti-Islam were recorded and appropriately graded based on the level of seriousness. The National Post's anti-Islam grade y October 12, 2000 CAMPy^dtH?i Lakeshore welcomes Open learning new vice-president its by Mark Nonkes new mer, a needed this she has only been at Humber for little more than a Although Monique Raymond, Social Services Worker student, one of the head honchos month, Lakeshore. "I'm just nervous and a I to learn quick a is at running for the position. She the election with 95 of 216 won votes. "I was specifically the girl for the job because I have great leadership skills," Raymond continued. bit want and "I said. "I president president takes the reins from for- and mer HSF courses. vice-presi- \k most students involved in HSF are involved in the it." some taught She also travelled dent Dave Gulobev. said I school Raymond was the president of her class happen." He or vice- came up high In things Raymond it If would jump on feel that I I make can summer. the opportunity of being can adjust quickly. thought about all stuff," Newfoundland to first-year Monique and took a training MARKNONKES coursc in leadership sWUs. Raymond Raymond hopes Board of Directors and second-year students take on to get as the executive positions like vice- student president. "Some people are willing to jump in and become an executive," Gulobev said. Normally student elections are held in the spring but with the death of the vice-president Elizabeth Robertson this sum- by Brianne Binelli many people involved in as possible. "I hope to do fun fundraisers, have some kind of pub night with the bar across the street and maybe a dance or two," Raymond life said. -Pedro Meija see "Mickey gets his : man" centre opens Sarah Shantz, a writing to 1,500 students could pass Upthrough the open learning centre in a week to receive help with mechanical writing problems, accounting, and math help. The centre, located in room D225 of North, was opened in 1995 and accepts full and parttime students who are taking con- tinuing education. The centre is limited to students vvho need help in accounting, math, and writing skills, said Louise Uba, OLC manager. "We don't provide support for all the distance learning courses offered by the college, but for those schools who have asked us to provide support for their particular courses," said Uba. Students can find tutors to help them is doors to helping students fall. Raymond had no doubts when HSF vice-president Monique Raymond apply the vice-president was a beer for staff always good." "Sixty cents Monday to Thursday between 8 a.m. and 10 p.m., Friday 8 a.m. - 7 p.m. and Saturday and Sunday from noon to 5 p.m. The majority of the tutors who work at the centre are either staff who work at Humber's North campus or university co-op students who are usually from the University of Waterloo, said Uba skills to 5 p.m. tutor at the learning centre, is a coop student from the University of However, some students go to the centre after receiving a writing Waterloo who is majoring in history and minoring in speech com- their teachers. munication. Shantz said she is tutoring even though she is majoring in History, she said this job was what interested her most. When Shantz arrived at the school, she along with the other from the University of Waterloo, were given a crash course on tutoring. "I have not taken any university courses in English," said Shantz who explained that in order to study history at Waterloo she had to be proficient in English. Plus, all tutors must submit a sample of writing to ensure their English is up to standards. The writing centre, part of the open learning centre, offers a communications upgrading course to those students who passed the course, but failed the proficiency test, said Shantz. These students work one-onone with tutors at a regular time from 9 a.m. to 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. writing tutors centre referral form from one of The form lists the name of the student and writing problems that he or she may have. Students can then take the form to the writing center between 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. and ask a tutor for help, said Shantz. If a tutor is available the student will have the chance to work one-on-one with the tutor to address their specific writing problem. Worksheets are also available for students for run-on sentences, commas, or whatever the problem may be. Students can also find math and accounting tutors in the main working area of the centre. Second-year General Arts student, Felicia Spaulding is especially pleased with the help that the tutors provide. "I love Teresa [tutor] especially, because she's excellent ... I find when she teaches something, it's more understandable," Spaulding said. Raymond added she hopes to make disabled students feel more comfortable at Humber. Time running out on club sanctioning by Dan Birch wishing to have a club sanctioned by the Humber Students' Federation (HSF) and Anyone hundreds of dollars in funding must submit a club application form no later than tomor- qualify for row. To date, four clubs have been sanctioned for the first semester, while a handful of clubs are still waiting final approval. Genetics, Humber Tamil Student Association, Humber Environmental Action Team and the International Students Association have all been sanctioned so far. "My biggest goal all the their is to get students to get money's worth." -Steve Anastasi Applicants must have the signatures of 20 prospective members and a faculty signature. As well, any hopefuls should have designated a club president, vice-president, and treasurer. Stephen Anastasi, HSF vicepresident of campus life North, said virtually any type of club can be formed. "As long as it's not a cult," he said. Any club resembling a cult will go before a cult awareness committee and will most likely be disbanded. New clubs - clubs that haven't been in existence for more than two consecutive semesters - sanctioned by HSF can receive up to S200 per semester in funding. The money goes towards advertising and club activities, Anastasi said. Established clubs, those that have in existence for more than two consecutive semesters, may receive up to $300 per semester. been "Some clubs might require less funding than others," he said. Joining a club is a great way for students to make friends and become involved with the college, Anastasi said. "My biggest goal is to get all the students to get their money's worth," he said. Application packages can be picked up at either the North or Lakeshore HSF offices. ALEXIS ZGUD THREE SUITS PLUS ONE HAWK = A GRAND TIME President Gordon, HSF president Toby Warnell, and former SAC Virk were on hand for the ribbon-cutting ceremony at North's library last Friday afternoon celebrated the grand opening of Humber's first 24-hour study nail. The Humber Hawk, president Muhammad October 2000 The average person has over 1,460 The average American/Canadian will eat about 11.9 lbs of cereal per year. In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals. 12, dreams a year. -fast facts courtesy of www.strangefacts.com Double-booking causes delay by Brianne Binelli Women's day event at North Students can still cash in on a Women's Awareness day event that was Humber campus last cancelled North College's Wednesday. This past was planned week a at both postponed. at women's event Humber cam- puses. The postponement of North Campus' festivities was a result of a double-booking problem, said Farida Isaac, vice-president administration for Lakeshore. of hoping that if there is an interest I will try and co-ordinate another "I'm event." -Farida Isaac was delayed in booking a date for North Campus," said Isaac, who was in charge of the event. Isaac had already confirmed the event at Lakeshore for Oct. 3, so it went ahead as planned. Students who would have liked to see the Women's day event come to North campus can still benefit from another event that could be planned by Isaac between now and the end of the year. "I "I'm hoping that interest I will try if there is an and co-ordinate another event," said Isaac. If the event had gone ahead as planned at North, there would have been an information booth along with three speakers, said Isaac. Women's art and information about the International Women's Day March would also have been available. The march, which is to take place on Oct. 15, will be a walk against violence and poverty in Ottawa, but ed it will also be celebrat- 157 countries worldwide. Women's day originated March in 8, 1857 when hundreds of women garment and textile workers went on strike in New York City. The women were tired of low wages, long hours, and inhumane working conditions. The event ended in a violent struggle with police, but has since been set aside as a day to recognize the achievements and success of women worldwide. The speakers who were scheduled to speak would have discussed women in post-secondary institutions, the history of the fight and reproductive for women rights, and international issues. it said Isaac. When students at North campus were told about the event cancellation, they were upset that North had been neglected. "I'm outraged," said Ashley Springman, third-year Interior Design student. Her friend Nicole Sedore, agreed. "That's a disappointment [the cancellation of the event] ... they are neglecting us here [at North Campus]. They should re-book it," said Sedore. On the other hand, the event faced criticism because it was not publicized many students as thought that it should be. "Had I known I probably would have checked Springman. Isaac may nowhere by Mark Nonkes would have liked, but she did target the Humanities and Social Services departments to let them know what was going on. Memos also went out, but they were only sent to Lakeshore staff, Students can contact Isaac to convey interest in events possibly coming to our campus by calling ext. 3218. plans for a Lakeshore residence are in the works as the student population will double from 2,000 to 4,000 within the next three years. "We don't have a go ahead on definite plans for a residence at this point. We have some preliminary nothing definite," plans but Lakeshore Principal Pat Ferbyack said. "Lakeshore will be up to a number where residence can be supported by a student population [2003]," said John Hooiveld, associate director of facilities manage- in sight At the end of a day knocking on doors around the Lakeshore neigh- Although Bonnie Horvath, a bourhood, Susilo found a bungalow ment. However, he added land for the project has yet to be purchased. Jefferey Susilo, a second-year Financial Service student, said a Lakeshore residence would be a nice place to stay. "It's closer to school and in resi- students usually stay around the same program so you can study with your friends," Susilo dence, said. There are about 30 Lakeshore students living in the North campus residence. Lakeshore is planning to expand its student population to 4,000 post-graduate Human Resources student, wouldn't stay in a Lakeshore residence, she has already lived the on-campus life at the University of Waterloo. "If you are far away from your home and you come here for your first year, you don't know the area so it's good to have a certain place to live," said Horvath. Staying at home was not an option for Susilo, as he lives in that he's shared with Markham which would mean roommate to share her two bedroom apartment with but laughed when the procedure for advertising and a half hour a two commute. "I wanted a place close by so I can go back to school a lot," 20- year-old Susilo said. Students looking for off-campus housing are advised to look at the ofF-campus housing directory online and on a bullefin board at both campuses, said Chris Little, manager of the North Campus residence. A recent search on the Humber two other stu- dents for the past year. Susilo believes the few postings for the Lakeshore campus are due to a $32.10 charge for landlords to post a new ad and a $10 fee every two months thereafter to keep the ad posted. "I don't think it's right. They're making money off us all the time," Susilo said. Bonnie Horvath is looking for a we wanted, as long as we got back in time for work," said Mejia. M-i-c - see Humber real soon, k- The former SAC representative completed three months of his six- -why because Recent Humber e-y Management they like us. Hospitality graduate Pedro Meija got the chance to work aboard a Walt Disney cruise ship. who graduated said working on the last spring, cruise ship was an unforgettable experience. "It was amazing. Sixty cents a beer for staff is always good," said Mejia. "I got the job through the school. Disney representatives came to Humber to do interviews," said "They come to Humber Mejia. every year, and we're the first ones to hear about the jobs." According to Mejia, there are various benefits to working for Walt Disney Cruise Lines. "There is an amazing gym, free Internet service, free video rentals, and we got up to 50 per cent off everything in the ship store. When we arrived at an island, off the boat and went we just off got wherever to /-residenc/offcamp.htm. can work in three placements. Mejia said the placements are good for making connections, but you have to.be careful when making final decisions regarding where to go. 'The first placement the Hilton, and I did was at sucked. I was washing dishes for two weeks," said Mejia. it For his second and third placements, Mejia went to work at the Westin Harbour Castle, and said this experience was great. "I really liked the Westin. I worked as the United Way campaign co-ordinator for all three money," said Mejia. Even the Westin though Harbour Castle offered Mejia a fulltime job, he saidhe's going to take a break for now. "I Little said. off-campus housing Web site had 35 postings for Lakeshore and over 148 postings for the North campus. However, the off-campus housing didn't help Susilo find a place were long," said Mejia. In the two-year Hospitality Management program, students raise "Those fees that we charge the is free," month contract with Disney. He said although he had a great time on the ship, it was time to come home. "I saw what I wanted to see, but the pay just wasn't good enough for me to stay longer, and the hours hotels - the Westin, the Sheraton Gateway, and the Sheridan Center. I had to do employee campaigns to landlord are controlled by the Board of Governors, the service to the stu- dent though man by Lindsay Bruce was explained. Horvath decided to put posters up around the school instead. About 300 students use the offcampus directory. Little estimated. She said the off-campus housing services are most useful for students who do not live in the Toronto area. The off-campus Web site can be found at www.humberc.on.ca- live. Mickey gets his Mejia, couple of years. Preliminary IGrads 'R' us said Isaac. in the next from the current 2,000 The Humber Tamil Association celebrated Saraswarthy, a Hindu holiday, to give thanks and praise for the successes of the previous year and to ask for good fortune for the upcoming year. not have been able to advertise as well as students Lakeshore residence still GIVING THANKS said out," it R.ANDV COOR.\V think I'm going to take it easy for awhile," said Mejia. Disney representatives are returning to Humber on Oct 14. If students are interested in working for the cruise line contact Cast-A Way Cruise & Hiring Agency at (514) COURTESY PHOTO Pedro Meija 624-0290. Dawn Aitken, program co-ordinator for Hospitality Management can be contacted at ext.4105. October 12, 2000 EDITO Visit us on-line at: ivivw. etcetera.humberc.on.ca A wolf in a landlord's clothing Are you one of the thousands of pack up college students that one month, depending on how rent from home one fine morning to start anew in the big city? The sheer exhilaration of finding your first apartment is one of - those once in a lifetime experi- damages; The tenant can sublet the dwelling, except for government housing. Under the Tenants Protection Act, the landlord must ences. what many students Yet, neglect are the legalities involved. As a new tenant, do you know your rights? Let us embark on a little journey, one that is useful, though perhaps, a little boring. Renters, here are some need-to- knows under the Landlord Tenant - You have the right to privacy; The landlord must keep the exteThe tenant is responsible for all wait 12 months before increasing your rent. The laws do not apply when an apartment changes hands. In that case, the landlord can set Act: the rent at his discretion, and you The landlord can ask for a security deposit and is limited to one pay period [i.e. one week or the renter agree to pay the set amount. The landlord does not - have the a rent-control tribunal for a rent reduction if the landlord does not make rior of the dwelling clean; - at will. You, as the tenant, can apply to is collected]; legal right to increase rent repairs or were specified amendment to abolish rent control. improvements that in the original agreement. Here in good old Ontario, the Landlord Association is currently lobbying for a constitutional This would leave the landlords God in setting the price of to play without involvement. rent, Increases are set annually by the Minister of Municipal Affairs and Housing. The set increases are Association scheduled ate from December to be released in for 2001. be swindled by landlords because they prey on our eagerness and ignorance. likely to is successftil, it legally that your rent could fluctu- month to month without written notification. What does it all mean? Well, it means you have a responsibility to know what your legal rights are. As students, we continue to be the most means the Minister's If the Landlords About ten years ago, landlords suffered through the recession and the high rate of vacancy that accompanied it. Now, as the economy booms, landlords believe the opportunity is ripe to change the laws to their advantage. Currently, the average rent for a two bedroom apartment in Toronto is more than $900, a ridiculous rate for most students. With tuition fees and other expenses like food, students are already in a vulnerable position. Let's not let the government or landlords think that this is merely yet another area where students will play the lamb. So if you happen to be looking for an apartment, try to remember these little bits of information, and get involved in stopping the Landlord's Association attempt to eliminate rent control. We could be doing our children a service by fighting this vigorously. A dilly of a dialogue ends in epiphany Communication is the founda- tion towards each successful relationships: without it they fail. The recent Humber Students Federation 'training weekend' was not a secret, but the specifics to money were not readily available Et Cetera reporters and Humber editors when we initially inquired. Requests for details were met with hostility that immediately led us to believe there was something more raced. What do meals. And while it may not have all been work, they did start around 10 a.m. Saturday for educational sessions and worked through until 7 p.m. to eat dinner, sleep, watch television, and play euchre. John Conrad, a former Humber College Resident Life co-ordinator who Our minds to the story. With 28 people representing number's HSF, the $6,800 was used for accommodations and they have to hide? has 10 years experience work- ing with students was the only Other questions prevailed: Why do they need to spend so much money and where is it all going? Spending it well is the HSF job. Asking guest speaker for the weekend. questions cation is ours. commucomment Out of respect for clear we awaited from President Toby Warnell connication, cerning the issue. We believed would be honest and he was right. A final interview with helped clear the he forth- him air. This year on the September 30 weekend, 21 HSF staff members and seven staff members spent two days and one evening at Severn Lodge, Muskoka The weekend cost $6,800. "We had 15 hours of the weekend]. It work was not a [for social," said Warnell. Each year $9,000 is allocated for these annual weekends. Leaving town allows them to escape distractions, leave the mind fresh, and enable the group to focus on the task of properly gov- erning the college, Warness told us. It has nothing to do with just getting away, he added. The sessions ended 1:45 p.m. Sunday following a role-playing exercise for improving communiskills. For at least 18 years, the student government directors have been thanked for their volunteer weekend at 'off-site' The money was raised efforts with a resorts. through the additional fees tacked onto your activity fees, or generated by HSF revenue sources like the games room. So, what on initial glance looked like a waste, could be viewed as a saving. They saved students $2,200 from the budget. Most of the savings came from only having one guest speaker, and reducing the retreat to two days. A few thousand dollars may not seem a lot out of a budget well over $500,000, but to a starving student it can mean the difference between staying in school, or being forcedout of school. Students deserve to know where their money used. is going and how it is being The Humber Et Cetera is a publication of the Humber College School of Media Studies: Office 231, 205 Humber College Blvd., H«r*i^^ Etobicoke, ON, M9W 5L9. Phone (416) 675-6622 ext. 4514. Fax (416) 675-9730. Please direct all advertising inquiries to (416) 675-4390.ext. 231 Editor- in-Chief Derek Malcolm News Editors Art Director / Copy Editor Gilfian Girodat Editorial Advisor Health Editor Creative Advisor Jennifer Mossey Lara King Michele Sports Editors Michael Stamou John Maida Business and Technology Editor Advertising Albert Leonardo David Harvey Special Sections Editor Nikki Koeller Managing Editor Nick Jones L\fe Editor Ho Sue Lee Bailie Josh Hargreaves Campus Life Editor Terri Arnott Chris Vernon Manager Melanie Justason Online Editors Paul Ferguson Jennifer McDonnell Editorial/ Opinion Editor Cameron French Entertainment Editor Bemice Couto Darren Sales Lum Publisher Nancy Burt Humber Et Cetera is produced in partnersiiip with tlie Toronto DiWsion of tlie Metroland Newspaper Chain October and comments to the Et Cetera newsroom in L231 or email us at [email protected] All submissions must include name and phone number for verification Less drinkin', Try some decaf, more thinking My name is an addict. that tugs at me every moment. Cameron, and I am It is an affliction and fills my mind at Toronto, there find myself dis- Timmy's poor I from my tasks, looking up from my malfunctioning PowerMac, yearning for my own personal opiate, and wondering tracted my become? life VV Seriously. Three in the afternoon and I'm just getting up. My head feels like it's just had a romp in the meat grinder. My mouth tastes like a dwarf used it for a toilet then used my tongue to wipe when "Never again," I shots, no more more contests. Hah! What nonsense. alcohol, last night pints, hit of that Tim Horton's importance demands closer together." Hah! What nonsense. And what a fool I am because, alcohol, you tricked me. You swindled me Hke a telemarketer vnth an old lady who doesn't speak You made me feel good, but now I feel bad. You saw me English. coming from miles away, a big neon sign on my brow, the words "Easily Corrupted Idiot" beckoning- sold me on pleasure, and bought me on pain. You gave me a voice, a voice I now disdain. I said things, I did things, hell, I even thought things that shouldn't have seen the light of day, but did. So this is the lowdown on liquor. It's false hope. It's like a religion. Clubs and bars are the churches. And just as medieval cathedrals had the power to bring the entire community together under one roof, so too do the bars you gd to get hammered in on the weekends. It does have god-like powers, Word on way that one Computer Engineering Second year "Going up to girls at Canada's Wonderland and asking them out." that is to treat to cut off the supply, is demand, and the situation I find myself you'll the Street Cham Pannu - look to it when trouble rears its ugly head. It'll give you the keys to heavenly bliss, then it'll throw you into the depths of hell. Anyone who's ever had to work at 7 a.m. after a whiskey-fuelled night on the tovra will attest to the truth in these words Above all, it'll take you to new lows. One night at a keg party I was wearing a t-shirt with a picture of a Sheltie dog on the front of it. After a few glasses, I started pouring beer onto the place on the shirt where the dog's mouth was, thinking I was actually feeding it beer. "Sheltie loves beer," I was telling people. "Just watch this, he'll drink some." Then the beer poured all down ray shirt. I've always said of alcohol that it breeds fabe contentment. Too many people accept the sheer banality of life because hell, at the end of the week, they'll get together and tie one on, get rip roarin' pickled and forget the fact that a day's worth of hard work doesn't amount to a hill of beans in this world. Just as Oscar Wilde said: work is the curse of the drinking class. I'll drink to that. "Singing "It's It is that the world sibling, Coffee of Time. a gaping void of quality Java stretches from that last Horton's outpost at Bay and Bloor, west to safe haven way over at Cameron north to the near-Arctic French Kipling, and south to facing. Despite the fact that in cities like Hamilton, St. Catharines, and London, Tim Horton's cover the suburban landscape like flies on a used cruller, often occupying more than two corners on the same intersection, in my neighbourhood, smack dab in the middle of West Lake Ont. For me, living in the Portuguese stronghold on Dundas and Dufferin, it is an impossible situation. From bus windows, I see my precious coffee steaming from the cups of the Etobicoke bourgeoisie. I look longingly at those decadent car-owners as they chatter back and forth like squirrels, carelessly spilling precious drops of my sacred Horton's on the sidewalk as they strut like peacocks back to do they appreciate the Little great pain am I in, being deprived of the thing which has fueled consciousness through five my years of high-energy existence. But now I must sit at home, and make my President's Choice 'gour- and deal with the gap that can never be filled. I suppose I could get on my bike met', and head down to Bay and Bloor. But geez, that sounds like so much work. their gas-guzzlers. read Letters to the editor my proposed idea. Contact me via email if you have any comments, questions, ideas, or concerns. To whom may concern, it Campus Gal" photo in the Once Life sec- thank you. again, Bernard Aybout Then later on adding a "Humbershine Guy" photo, depending on popularity. tion of the paper. I have a planned strategy to increase me let the of the circulation Etcetera paper. First off, We already have photographs ready introduce myself My name to be posted, with a short biogra- Humber Bernard Ayoub, and I am a full time student at Humber College in is the CPA (Computer Programmer Analyst) program. My idea and I have everything planned and ready to go if it I gets approved. are full-time and My partners and Humber students ALL other persons involved are Humber students. also full-time The gist is to add a "Humbershine and the weather would report. We like to take full responsibility submitting the photo, biogra- for phy, simple, is phy, and weather forecast, daily to be added in the paper. antee a 100% In addition, I circulation increase. all males and females are 19+ years of age, Humber can guar- students, full-time and consent to No-Names Software Congratulations on a fine piece [re: your editorial "Trudeau teaching to the end", Oct. 5]. I have read many, many pages of writing covering the death of Pierre Elliott Trudeau and yours that for taking the the best piece is have read. I 1 1 com- contains really cogent ments and is a beautifully lyrical piece of writing. Lynne Thorkelsson, have their photos taken. Thank you Tom Jones' not unusual" in public." Jason Cureats Mike Fragomeni Electrical Engineering First year Copywriting First year - "Delivering newspapers and pumping gas." - "I worked Inc. Brampton Faculty, time to Health Sciences what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done for money? Nadia Stirpe Arts and Science Second year - come from I the lonely, caffeine- free shorts of (it's addiction and extolled in Coffee rather than quell the I nary a Horton's latitudes of St. Clair, They say no your virtues, and celebrated your beloved presence. I made absurdly grandiose statements about your place in the world, such as "if more people drank, we'd have world peace," and "alcohol brings people You can get the next is man sight. precious substance... said to myself. No more Oh I capitalization). his arse. 7 OMNXON Please send your letters TilThat has 2000 12, Riza Rahmbel Chemical lab technician First year for McDonald's... that's pretty embarrassing." had and spray them. Some of them had allergies." -"Selling cologne. to go up I to people October 8 12, 2000 wear a hat says a person is confident and caring about what Psychologists say that the shoe and foot are the most common sources of they look like in public" - student, Amber Thomas sexual fetishism in North America. - Bata shoe museum "To Let your shoes do the talking by Jenn Cochrane Small shoestory No no shoes, no service. Why are shoes so important? We wear them for protection but, when did the shoe evolve from functional to fash- Ancient Greeks and shirt, ionable? "Shoes can say a your lot personality," about said Antonietta Perretta, a field mentor in the Fashion Arts Program. How well your shoes are maintained is just as important as style and colour. Nice shoes are as essential to an outfit as a clean washroom is to a restaurant said Perretta. The same way people judge a restaurant on the cleanliness of its washrooms, an be affect- overall impression can ed by dirty or scuffed shoes, said Perretta. they are dorky or dirty, or bright orange then 1 might judge a guy on his shoes. It wouldn't stop me from going out with him, but I might make fun of him, in a good way," said Tammy Cleary, a first-year Design Foundation student. "You can always tell if a man is "If like married because he's wearing nice shoes which his wife picks out." Shoes are being reinvented. The fashion world can only change the length of a skirt so many times, said Perretta. There endless possibilities for shoes, however. Changing the colour of a pair of shoes can change a look entirely. "I was looking for a pair of shoes that were cheap but stylin'," said Lance Skvaetur, a are Romans wore open sandals. By the eightli century, shoes were designed to cover the feet because according to Christian morality, it was expose the sinful to l>ody. During and textiles the 14th century, leather were used making shoes both stylish, elegant and expressed personal status. During the 1 800's synthetic dyes were developed Introducing a new range of hem- colours to fashion. Early 1900s, were lines lo raised marking a beginning have are popular because they make the ankle and foot look slimmer heel Toronto skateboarder shopping on Queen Street wearing red clubbing shoes with white accent and on thick, white rubber soles. "I turned 18 and I wanted something to jump-start my maturity," he said. "Red is the colour of my astrological sign. I'm a Leo and the symbol is fire. It's the colour of passion and I'm very passionate about everything. My shoes are really a reflection of my personality." Matching shoes and jewelry is a popular trend right now. a hat Crowning Crowns by Erin Lippens One of the most popular fashion trends these days is sitting right on top of people's The hat has become heads. increasingly popular with young adults as a form of self expres- downtown Toronto, the In evidence sion. is everywhere. When you walk into Sussmans Perretta recommends picking up the colours in your shoes by wearing a matching necklace or on Queen Street, the floor creaks of old age and the smell of must swirls in the air of the vintage clothing stores. Quiet music and low lighting add to the atmosphere. It is a vintage store that bracelet. carries Shoes are as important to women as ties are to men. They are the essential accessory in any woman's wardrobe. work. "I like my make me shoes because they the fashion and I like the way they look. They go all the way up my legs and they are lined with fleece so I can wear them in winter," said tall. It's "Colour is your friend," Perretta said. A blue suit could be boring by but adding a pair of funkier shoes can also add interest. A different pair of shoes can dress itself, up or dress down an outfit. Perretta said that socks are more important than shoes. You can be wearing the most beautiful pair of shoes and ruin them by wearing the wrong socks. When socks are the same colour as the shoes, they can elongate your feet. Matching shoes and socks can make the shoes look sleeker because the solidity of colour makes the foot and ankle look longer and skinnier. If you wear a different colour of sock, your ankles and feet will look wider by breaking up the flow of colour. boots existing worldwide, each $750. at the Eaton stripes high leather boots. John Fluevog thigh-high- down sports endless shoe design possibilities. High Brenda Moffat about her knee HIGH- Pictured is one of 24 man now. A young woman the woman or Centre. STYLIN'-Hats make "It's like wearing a shirt with horizontal stripes, it will make you look wider," she said. son they hair day!" are. Instructor Melissa McLean has been teaching at Humber College for some time now, and gave her thoughts on hats as a fashion statement. shows their personality. personal thing, and it depends on yourself what kind of hat you will choose to wear. "It a It's Some people aren't comfortable in hats, and Humber that's fine," college Fashion Arts program instructor Melissa McLean said. "The meaning of your hat is based on what type of hat you wear." hand made pieces of Second-year Fashion Arts student Amber Thomas puts her Sussmans is described by employees as a place of art, a hats to practical use. "I wear hats to protect my head from the cold. I also make place for reflection of the self. They and other businesses in the Queen Street area have been going at it for 30 years and counting, and have seen virtually every imagineable style of hat come and go. Hats, say the people at Sussmans, can be used to show the face. That is why Humber College students wear hats. The school is not exactly brimming with the world's strangest hats too, but there is a small population of expressionists. sure it matches my outfit," she said. Thomas owns many hats, including English bowling hats and 1940s velvet tie-under-thechin hats. She said that a person needs to be self-assured when wearing a hat because people are not accustomed to hat wearers and judge them differently. 'To wear a hat says a person is confident and caring about what they look like in public," Thomas "You have to be a bit daring, because hats are not a commonplace thing. What would you think if you saw a guy walking down the street wearing a top said. Toques, visors, baseball caps, Each hat wearer wants to be fashionable and original. With some hats there is an golf hats... attached sentimental value. Carissa Rissman spoke about the time she bought her Molson hat?" Her Canadian bucket hat. friends said that she is a bubbly person, red is a good colour for said her baby pink kufi (a small her skin complexion, and the shape brings out the best of her facial features. Carissa had a dif- ferent response. "Well, it came with a free case of beer," she said. number's students and faculty in the fashion arts program say that when a person wears a hat, it shows what kind of per- Student Sopheary Duong in first-year business administration, knitted toque) matches almost everything in her closet, and that the colour paints her as a person. In a very serious tone, she said, "I'm a very laid back person. I think that pink is a colour of calmness, and childhood innocence, and so this hat says who I am." Then she laughs a lot about hysterically and adds, "And I'm having such a bad Almost viewed for all the women inter- this article said they wear hats because of bad hair days. However, many young women wear them because they think they look exceptionally good in hats. Dameion Royes, founder and president of Big It Up, said other hats like the popular fake fur cowboy hats, really enhance a woman's facial features. After founding this international company four years ago, he is in the know on what looks good. "These hats have been the most popular item for over a year now, which is a big life span for a fashion hat," said "But the best things Royes. about these cowboy hats is that the wire underneath lets you shape it to your head and any woman can accentuate her features beautifully." In his booth, Royes has display photos of various women wearing his hats. They looked so serious in their facial expressions, it almost looked like a job out of a professional studio with actual models. "No, these are just some girls who picked these hats, and they looked so good I asked if I could take their picture for my wall here." Men are after the hats as well because of their funky style and major attention-getting at the rave scene. A customer at the booth, overhearing the subject, throws in his thought but asks not to be named. "I'd only wear one of those cowboy hats if it means a sexy girl wearing one would come talk to me," said the 21-year-old. Royes at Big It Up has his own view on hats. The name Big It Up means, to urban culture, give each other respect. "Show yourself off, show what you're made of," he said. October Do you think you've got what it takes to be a beauty queen? If you do, look forward to Humber's Fashion Arts students', Miss Humber Pageant, taking place later on this year. 12, 2000 9 LIFES Fashion Arts students get their money worth by Lindsay Bruce and Sara Szulc "It's hard, but it should hopefully be rewarding in the end if we pull off a good Fashion Arts program has many new and exciting courses to offer show," said second-year Fashion Arts student. Amber The at to Humber its full dents this and part-time stu- fall. With new courses such as cosmetic sales and make-up artistry certificate, cosmetic marketing certificate, commerce for fashion certifi- cate, and e- McLean, an Melissa Thomas. "It will help us our big event." to the in the two-year program with three internship placements. for Ideas for presentations Include two fashion shows, a flashback Humber's fashion students get hands-on experience eighties theme, and a collection of rock inspired images. The Fashion Arts students are recruiting a variety of (^t Iftfo Tke ^^oov-e At instructor in the Fashion Arts department, and developer of the e-commerce program is a lot more to fashion arts than meets the "This end up managing sewing designers." McLean said. - "This is not a fashion design course, the people who graduate end up managing girls from McLean. prepared to and be ever-changing demands of the fashion industry head on. According to the 20002001 continuing education judges. designers," said Humber meet who graduate people eye. are no here," is the the e-commerce program puts emphasis on merchandising fashion and calendar, fashion-related products in order to increase the benefits of online retailing to an organization. not a fashion design course, the said there "There machines is with Melissa McLean Humber to sign $5 makeovers. First-year Fashion students are volunteering their time to prepare for the "It's a great introduction for the first-year students to get some practice before they go out in the real world and start doing the big McLean. and volunteer, Jennifer Maramba. "It does give me two years, McLean said. She added a lot of students find permanent work in their placements after graduation. Second-year students organize some type of big show. Last year, the show was held at the Phoenix Concert Theater in Toronto. "It had an Indian theme. They had a henna tattoo artist and a palm reader," said McLean. There are four scheduled mini-shows to date to help finance the final show in April. money to run a show like this," McLean "It costs a lot of said. ly interesting," an idea of what with fundraising activities in the Student's Centre to help finance the final show. Each presentation is organized to raise money, gain experience, practice for their graduating project, a major fashion and show in April. do try professionals to present their ideas for the fashion show in front of a panel of industry professionals. The panel and students will then vote on the theme they want for April. Last year's fashion show was a huge success. It was the first year the show was held off campus at the Phoenix Concert Theatre and members of the media. This year the students are hoping for a more affordable venue with additional seat- allows along I'd like to At the end of October the second-year students will meet with a panel of indus- ond year Fashion Arts mini-show Marketing Assistant said first- after school." ing. dents, will be presenting a Hostesses year fashion arts student Starting every Wednesday, from Nov. 8 to Nov. 29, secstu- Servers shows ahead. shows," said McLean. "As for a person on the outside looking into second year [the show] sounds real- in APPLICATIONS FOR: Other fundraising might include a garage sale or This new course lasts approximately three months and costs $230. The four-semester fashion arts program is extremely to intensive, according Students are expected to take part in three internships NOW ACCEPTING up part of the pageant, students acting as a great event that the students to come together, work together, and allows the first and second year students to come together in the program," McLean said. Also, be on the look out "It's all Miss Humber Pageant that will be put on by the for a Fashion later on Arts department this year. HOOTERS GIRLS Apply person in at: 3757 Keele St. NORTH YORK (416)638-2200 280 Adelaide West St. TORONTO (416)977-HOOT 252 Queen St. East BRAMPTON (905) 450-9464 10 October 12, 2000 ENTERTAINMENT B ootlegs and Scratching Posts game of echo with Vedder during "Daughter." The effect is chilling and relives the Pearl Jam live experience. Although the boots are targeted at hardcore "jamheads," they act as a chronicle of the road - an official, souvenir of the show. And if you were at last week's Air Canada Show, don't fret. The band is releasing another 45 bootlegs by Christmas, featuring the North American tour. -Dave Eha Bootleg live recordings have always been a majestic part of the rock show experience. They've documented Bob Dylan's sacrilegious dablings in electric guitar (Judas!) and John Bonham's 10 minute drum solos. The scratchy tapes (and more recently CD's) duplicated the experience for the fan - but it allowed and middlemen $80 per recording. manufacturers demand up to to by Kristina Koski entertainment company, Tribenation.com is going global with the success of its Web site and with Tsunami, a party showcasing local and glob- past the borders of the 416 and 905 and the momentum is building worldwide. "This is technically my last show as Tribenation's pubUcist," said Boundless' Dana Postill, al deejays. who had mixed Local him Those nearing three hours in spunky Scratching Post are metal-heads from to no good again up with their third release, length. The keep your parties hype An icon in the techno-house world, Johnny Fiasco was featured at the party that was held Sept. 23. Fiasco's hit tracks including "So In Love," "My Love," and "Never Never" won With the release of 25 bootleg recordEuropean tour, Pearl Jam has stuck it to the bootleggers. Each CD is a raw recording of the full some to With the giant wave of techno music bursting from the underground scene. Tsunami, being a massive tidal wave, was a fitting name. ings from their recent show, with Tribenatioil.COm WOrking %^ result is astounding, not only TTiis Time It's The bands latest effort finds them moving homes from their old label Squirtgun records to the Master Records. new Beast a shame that these younghave the same kind of promotion behind them that pseudo-hard rock bands like Creed do. An album like this could blow up on the "alternative" market. The second track "M-bomb" is a testament to how far Scratching Post have evolved from the pop-metal style with which they based their last two albums. Flame Thrower and Destruction of the It really is sters don't Jam's newest drummer, exSoundgarden member Matt Cameron, alone is worth listening to. The June 26, Milan, Italy recording is a great mix ofold and new Pearl Jam. Disc one opens with the bluesy, slow bum of "Of the Girl" off their recent Binaural LP and ventures through hits from their debut Ten ("Even Flow", "Jeremy") and others from past recordings. Pearl He has also re-mixed tracks from Gloria Estefan, k.d. lang, and MECHELLE. Johnny Fiasco, along vdth Personal. because of the sound quality, but each of the 25 double-disc set is available from Pearl Jam's Ten Club Web site for only $10.98 (US dollars). Pearl Jam has recorded six studio albums, but are known for their scorching Uve performances. Lead singer Eddie Vedder has always been a charismatic frontman while the rest of the band crank through tracks almost flawlessly. Plus global recognition. DJs including Deaftone, Deja Vu and Deeno hosted some 200 patrons who grooved in the Opera House. "Some of the top deejays in the city are here tonight," said Boundless records employee, Darren Dumas, who was working the door. "A lot of people seem pretty hyped about it." Tribenation has expanded far local feelings about the company seeking global pub- nation. com, is getting a firm footing with the success of this party, although they're not relying on the techno scene alone. All that is entertaining can be found on this slickly Tribenation because I know they'll be able to get things that I haven't been able to pull yet." Known primarily as a rock venue, the Opera House was a designed Web site, ranging from extreme sports to filmmakers, artists, designers, and online gaming. Within the next two years, Tribenation vrill be launching clubs in 40 cities around the world as well as hosting more parties and hard-edged rock shows that will all tie back to fantastic site for these four tal- their ented deejays to spin. The big purple room was transformed into something that looked like the inside of a genie's bottle by a giant black parachute "I'm really impressed with [the site]," Postill said. "As many people as there are, as many Web sites as there are, it's unbelievable how many people are that hung from the ceiling to the walls and floor. With a giant disco ball, subtle lighting behind the parachute, really into Tribenation." licity. "I hate it because I love working with Tribenation, but at the same time, I'm really glad for and Tribenation.com superimposed on the stage, the setting was ambient and relaxing. Dumas said the party was still going strong at 4:30 a.m. when he left. Based in Toronto, Tribe- Web site. This number continues to grow, making the wave bigger. If all goes according to plan, Tribenation stands a good chance of being a leader in the entertainment industry. To check out their Web site, visit http://www.tribenation.com. Note: A fast internet connection is recommended for this site Universe. Nicole Hughes' sugary vocals coupled with her sludgy guitar riffs Complement each other beautifully. Laid down against a wall of sound compiled by Phil Zeller's bass rhythms, Mark Holman's distorted What has attracted fans to bootlegs is the crowd participation and band-fan interaction. The Milan crowd is loud, screaming soccer chants and playing a guitars, and Jeff Depew's drumming, Nicole's sure to warm even the blackest of speed-metal hearts. -Mike Dal Maso MfNCll MOLSON RETAIL STORE NEW FALL BEER GEAR ARRIVING DAILY! The Only Game In Town! |»H AM. CANADIAN Open 7 Days A Week 1 Carlingview Drive 675-1786 ext. 324 KRISTINA KOSKI SPINDERELLAS - DJ Deaftone (left) and DJ Deja Vu on the wheels of steel October Mark /even + Zaakir + Nu Mark + Cut Chemist = Jurassic 5 Chali 2na + Etc Profile: Even by Alexis Zgud vocalist/guitarist bassist Ybu thought the horror was over. That Celine Dion song that left a titanic ringing in your ears had vanished from radio history, until a Toronto band revived it for a second chance. Chronic Overboogie transformed the melodramatic tearjerker "My Heart Will Go On" into a punchy anthem of unrequited love that even Howard Stem approves of The Chronic trio, fronted by David D'Amico, mer Christian Spiers got the songplayed on the infamous DJ's radio show to rave reviews. It was D'Amico's girlfriend that suggested they submit their song for a parody contest that Stem was having. DJ Coldcut spins at the Opera House Saturday Oct. 14th Saturday Oct. 14th thought they were fiill and I was Uke 'Oh yah right,' cause I didn't think it would have that quick of a turn, but they were like 'No no, they played it,'" said "At first I D'Amico. When D'Amico called Stem the to thank him. Stem played the song again, and said, next moming "Hey, this worker called to say that the band had just been on the radio. band's is really impressed he let good!" He was so D'Amico plug the Web site. Their Web site surpassed 15,000 in the days following and because of all the traffic, their server broke and had to be updated. "We were just a Canadian band ... in 3 1/2 minutes of air-time we went from that to being a North American band that has fans out in L.A., Florida, and Boston. We've pretty much received e-mails from every state," said D'Amico. Chronic Overboogie formed five years ago when then drammer, Marco Boucher's band. Drawing hits smd they were left without a bassist. After they placed an ad in the Toronto Sun, Evans tried out and got the job. Evan's said that although the name Chronic Overboogie may make people think of "potheads at a important that they know where the name came irom. The name originated fix)m a film that D'Amico was watching in a col- dance club," it's one day. "We were dealing with the decline of the North American culture and lege class Sly's ever, plays Jack Carter, a suitwearing Las Vegas enforcer who Hurts," says J. Bros, tagline for Warner Get Carter. Indeed it does. At least that's what studio executives probably felt after being subjected to two hours of the 1971 remake, and may explain their reluctance to screen it for the press before its theatre release. You see, no advance screening for critics usually means bad, bad movie - Battlefield New remember anyone Earth or Autumn in York? After my viewing, it was clear why Warner Bros, was so intent on Fans of hiding this movie. Sylvester Stallone are almost certain to be disappointed because Get Carter isn't the special effects blowout that is typical of most of his movies. It's a drama, murder/mystery, mixed with a couple of fights and car chases to lure Stallone fans into the theatre. I'm not saying Get Carter is a disaster. It almost qualifies as a decent movie, and to put it into context, on the Stallone scale of movies, it falls somewhere between Rocky 5 and Cliffhanger. Stallone, looking year-old and They released r.u.s. in their first album, January 1999. Soon Chronic station 97.7 to enter their annual Battle of the Bands. The band was chosen as a finahst and ended up taking the third place title. Chronic defines their sound as "heavy groove punk," but stresses that their songs don't fit into any category. roll, and it sucks that have labels in the first place. I'd rather have all of them out the window," seiid D'Amico. D'Amico is the primary songwriter in the band, contributing the "It's rock n' you have to lyrics to the band's collective musical The songs the band are most proud of are the songs that everyone effort. collaborates on. "The songs we enjoy the most are the songs that everybody has a hand where you all feel more attached to it, and therefore you deUver it with more of your soul," D'Amico said. While D'Amico is proud of the in writing, albums, he feels they don't capture the essence of Chronic's live show. The only thing I'm disappointed about is that I don't think they capture enough of who we are, our per- sonalities live and when you flavour too, that's get that when people really dig the band," he said. Mike Kolaric, 22, has been a fan of Chronic Overboogie for the past two years and enjoys their live show. "They try to involve you into their show and make it exciting, unlike the '90s bands that just come out and either scream at your face or bore you to death with their cynicism," he said. Chronic is just one of those bands that with their live show, they're bringing back the '80s fun." Chronic fan Mike Dawson, 22, a business analyst at Bell Mobility, jokingly added, "Dave is sexy." While Chronic Overboogie playfully list world domination as their ultimate goal as a band, they say it's not necessary to make them happy. "The day we can quit our day jobs and enjoy our evenings and come to the studio here to write every day, that's when I think we'll be really satisfied that we're doing the right thing, when this becomes our fulltime job," said D'Amico. Evans adds that all he's wanted to do his whole life is play music. "I just want to play music as a full-time job. We're not out to conquer the world, not out to be the best in the land, we just want to be comfortable." Right now, however, they just want to be heard. They have several songs on their Web site available for download, and CDs are available at their site www.chronicoverboogie.com or at record stores. They are also registered on Farmclub.com. Get Carter gets booed by JeffRussell «'T'he Trath ALEXIS ZGUD D'Amico. was asked by radio The spot on Stem's show gave the band some much needed exposure. Three, split up this guy with a real southern American accent just rambling along, and his whole thing was that people are partying too much, people are drinking too much, people are smoking too much, and that everyone is suffering from chronic overboogie, like it was this disease," said 11 band Stern likes this of shit, D'Amico was sleeping late the morning of July 31st when a co- CHRONIC - (l-r) Evans, Spiers, and D'Amico 2000 Blackalicious plays the Reverb Howard Thomas Evans, and drum- 12, good for a 54- pumped up more than uses his fists when someone can't j)ay their debts. When he hears that his brother has died in a car accident he retums home to gloomy Seattle (I can't recall one scene and, surprise, he's the only one that thinks his brother's death was a murder. All is not well since Carter left for glitz and glitter, and following his brother's funeral, Carter tries to vfith sunlight), reconcile his past with his brother's wife (Miranda Richardson) and his troubled, pale-faced cliched, neice (Rachael Leigh Cook), who, he later finds out, also thinks her father's death was more teenage than just an accident. hunt brings him to the nightclub his brother tended bar, and he meets owner and old adversary Cyms Paice (Mickey Rourke), Carter's uses the Internet for his new porn business (he's got to be the coolest techno-geek ever). Carter learns that his brother was given a CD, which he believes was the key who to his demise. Everyone is trying to find the and when Carter finally does find it - a place that only bored screenwriters could have put it in I couldn't help but think, "That's it?" disk, It's the lack of surprises like that and recycled material that's Get Carter's fault. With an uninspired meant ending, although to really shock the audience, only adds to the fact that I wish I saw Meet The Parents instead. I commend director Stephen Kay for trying to give the impression that action sequences are more pumped with adrenaline than they actually are by using a variety of sped-up sequences, quick-cut close up, pans, and even a bit of shaky cam, but it just falls flat. All of this leads to a sense of claustrophobia "- it's almost impossible to decipher exactly what is transpiring on the screen during these moments. Kay imprints a blue hue and overexposed shots to give an early '70s gangster feel to the film, and it at least shows he has good style, but camera tricks aren't enough to cover up the underdeveloped characters. "My name is you don't want Jack Carter and know me," says Stallone. Well, actually the audience does want to know you Jack. Little do we learn of his past, his relationship with the other characters, to and more importantly, ever killed anyone, which is if he's often COURTESY GET BENT - Stallone's packing played around with but never clearly answered. Stallone holds up well, especially in scenes with Cook, which are probably his best, and he convincingly sheds a few tears, which I think is a cinematic first for him and something to be celebrated. Stallone has a sincere quality during his dramatic moments, remi- a gun and Armani styles niscent of his Rock)' days, and he deserves better material than this. Now must in his mid-fifties, Stallone to flex his acting strength rather than blow things up, like he did in Copland and now Get Carter. If he doesn't, he will quickly disappear and be remembered as an actor that was onceupon-a-time a superstar. start October 12 12, 2000 HEALTH You never know who has it's ..and so easy to get." -Dr. huge variety of condoms, it's just a matter offinding one that you like." "There's a it. Deborah Wexler - See "Hepatitis" See Sean Davis "New condom" When too many is too much by April Labine Maybe it's time for Humber stu- dents to examine their drinking habits with the approach of National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week (NCAAW). Residence Life Co-ordinator Peter Lem and Nurse Marg Anne Jones from the medical centre have organized events for NCAAW at Humber. "Basically, it's to raise awareness Lem said. "And hopefully, make students more aware of the choices they make and about alcohol," the impact it can have on their personal lives and academics as well." College Drinking Stats • 62.7 per cent of students confive or more drinks on a sumed single occasion. 34.8 per cent drank eight or at least once since the beginning of the school year. • 37.6 per cent frequently experience hangovers. • 12.6 per cent regret their • more actions. 11.2 per cent experience • memo- ry loss. • 10.5 per cent have missed classes because of hangovers. • 7.3 per cent have missed classes order to drink. • 14 to 20 drinks is lethal for 50 per cent of people. -University of WisconsinWhitewater, University of in Montreal and The Centre for Addiction and Mental Health. Researchers define an alcohol binge as five or more drinks for a man or four or more drinks for a woman, at least once in a two-week period. Studies have shown students base their drinking habits on what they believe to be the drinking habits of their friends. In other words, everyone is under the impression that everj'one else is drinking a lot, so it is normal to do the same. This assumption is usually wrong. "I do think that students living away from home for the first time are at a high risk," Jones said. Alcohol is made up of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen that changes the brain chemistry and is lethal in high dosages. It can shut down the body functions that regulate breathing and heart rate, killing a person in a matter of hours. should never be left alone," Jones said. According to Bowles Center for Alcohol Studies at the University of North Carolina, alcohol can also cause high blood pressure and impair the immune system. It can cause heart or respiratory failure, sexual impotence, central nervous system damage and memory loss. It can cause hepatitis, cirrhosis and cancer of the liver. They state that two to four per cent of all cancer cases are related to alcohol. Alcohol also has a negative effect when mixed with over 150 different types of medication, including those sold over the counter. Statistics Canada has broken down the number of alcohol related deaths for 1995. The number of alcohol related deaths included: 1,144 in vehicle accidents, 1,037 to and 955 to suicide. That same year, 37 people died of alcohol toxicity, 24 male and 13 There are several signs that indicate if someone is suffering from an alcohol overdose (AOD), including being unconscious or unresponsive, liver cirrhosis cold and clammy to the touch, pale or bluish in skin tone, breathing slowly or irregularly, and vomiting without awakening. Often, young people who have died of AOD were put to bed to sleep it off. In many cases the victim chokes on their own vomit. If the heartbeat is irregular and stops altogether, the victim can suffer from hypothermia and then cardiac ber totaled 58 and 57 respectively. According to the University of Alberta, around 75 per cent of Canadians drink alcohol. Despite what people believe, drinking black coffee, taking a cold shower and walking or sleeping it arrest. "I think that when you get to the point where you're vomiting you female. In 1994 and 1993, the num- off will not reverse the effects of alcohol. Often, people who have died of drank rapidly as a dare or as AOD part of a drinking game. Shooters can be tasty, but they add up fast and when drinking at that speed, a October 90 per cent of women who have been physically abused do not discuss it Stress with a factor is in 2000 to live four years longer than men. -www.srhip.on.ca -www.womens-health.org 13 On average, women today can expect up to 75 per cent of all illnesses. their physician. 12, -www.who.int New condom on the block The Hype on Hepatitis by Martina Lavoie There's a new developed, and Over time condoms have become condom being it isn't made of more durable and trendy. lambskin or polyurethane. latex, The new "invisible condom" is being tested by the Infectious Diseases Research Centre at Laval hy Charlotte Broum If you are sexually active, a drug user, or have a body piercing or tattoo, you are at a serious risk of coming in contact with hepatitis B. This virus amasses 20,000 new cases each year, with the bulk affecting young adults. Without the hepatitis B vaccine, you are at risk of contracting a virus that attacks the liver and is one of the main causes of liver can- called University. is funding Recomblvax B or Engerix B, offered to all Grade 7 students for free so that they will be protected from the virus later in life. For those students now in college who have not been vaccinated, the health centre will provide The on how they live their lives. "You never know who has it.. .and it's so easy to get," she said. a very scary thing. ..and the major "This is way of contracting hep B is by not wearing condoms." -Marg Anne Jones In a brochure called Hepatitis Disease You Really Don't Want To Catch, available in the Humber Health Centre, hepatitis B is defined as a viral disease that can permanently damage the B -A liver. The mainly spread through infected blood, semen, vaginal virus is secretions, and breast milk. transmitted most often during unprotected sex. Coming in contact with an infected person's blood, sharing syringes, or using unsterilized needles during tattooing and body piercing can put you at risk of conIt is get the vaccine, The vaccine it you again. makes body B, and the it has hepatitis then produces antibodies to fight off the virus. This ultimately protects the believe that body from contracting hepatitis B. Kumbir Vandeyar, a student in the public relations graduate program said students should be vaccinated if they do not take the precautions necessary to avoid the virus. "It would make sense [to be vaccinated] with the increasing environment.. .Now that it has been brought to my attention, include a mild fever, vomiting, fatigue, stomach or muscle aches, and jaundice, a yellowing of the skin and the whites of the eyes. The brochure also says some of the symptoms can keep a person incapacitated for weeks or even months. However, most people will have no symptoms at all but can still spread the virus to other people. That is why it is important for students to be vaccinated and to get regular blood tests from their doctor during annual physicals. Jones said for every 100 people 90 counted price for students. Marg Anne Jones, a registered nurse at the Health Centre said, students need to be aware of the dangers of being careless. "This is a very scary thing...and the major way of contracting hep B is by not wearing condoms," she said. Since hepatitis B can also be transmitted through blood, all students in number's medical programs including nurses and paramedics are required to be vaccinated. Jones said the vaccine, either will To stay protected, it is important to follow some very simple rules. Always wear a condom, never share needles, get the vaccine, never touch someone else's blood, and always make sure that needles are sterile. Even if a person has been vacci- nated, they should still follow these rules in order to keep themselves protected from other diseases such as AIDS. "There's no ifs, ands, or buts about it. We want students to be safe," Jones said. odour- different which style He also know most comfortable. warns that ill-fitting condoms can lead to tearing. "Lubrication should be used with condoms to prevent breakage," O'Sullivan adds. "People don't realize that lube should be put on the penis, inside the condom. People think that lube might actually deterio- oil-based lube will, but a water based lube won't," she said. genitals. The Condom Shack carries condom protects against contraception and sexually transmit- many ted diseases such from types of lubrication for regular spermicidal to extravagantly flavoured. "We have one lube dom]," said Amber Leigh O'Sullivan. don't would think trust I it. Davis said. good. I from guess birth control, the concon dom is about as made it all stays slick longer than any of the other JENNMOSSR- brands. It's from of the of It's natural ingredients, and known oldest "It's really really, I girl." forms that's hemp-based," I'm just an old- As one clientele, its as HIV and herpes. "I don't think I would be into that [the invisible con- "I condom. rate the An Like a regular condom, the invisible trying to is gel fashioned kind of recover perfectly, nine will become chronic lifetime carriers, which means that they can always pass it on to other people. and also The is . recommends condoms Davis many tasteless. does worry me," he said. A blood test is the only way to fmd out if a person has hepatitis B. Symptoms to watch out for infected with the virus, the vaccine shots at a dis- applied topically and don't know, The Health Centre provides unlimited condoms and informasells less social it that has been toxic, polymer-based liquid that on the Once you trials The condom is actually a microbicide gel, which is a non- effects. is clin cal development for seven years. works by forming a waterproof film vaccine tracting the virus. tion about hepatitis B, in usually administered in the arm in three installments over a period of six months. It is mild with very few side According to Dr. Deborah Wexler, executive director of the Immunization Action Coalition, every person is at risk depending for centre received on the new condom when never have to get cer. it $25 per shot. The conduct to Sade book recently that's 250 years old, and they mentioned using sheep's innards [for condoms]," said Sean Davis, Condom Shack manager. Thanks to the discovery of rubber vulcanization in the 1930s, the condom has separated itself from older methods of production, and is now being manufactured globally, for use the world over. GET YOUR RUBBERS - Condoms have come a long njay since their debut in 1220 old-fashioned as you can get. "I think BCfrom condoms who are good for monoga- B.C., figure that out, eh?' linen sheath The Condom Shack hopes to breakdown the pre-conceived detract from condoms According to www.relaxcondoms.com, condoms appear in history as far back as 1220 BC, where Egyptians were said to have used a linen sheath as birth con- Ladva, a first-year Advertising and Graphic Design student. The staff at the Condom Shack "There's a huge variet>' of condoms, it's just a matter of finding one that you like," Davis said. trol. disagrees. While historians speculate on the actual origin of the condom, the word itself probably comes from the latin condus which They think condoms are an effective method of protecting "Nothing's going to feel exactly the same as not wearing one, but you can get one where it'll feel a lot dif- means receptacle. The first European condom ref- people mous aren't in a relationship," said Angle against disease and pregnancy for anyone that is sexually active. Also, condoms lend themselves to having fun. in cave paintings in France, 200 AD, and then in Italy during the 1500s, when an inventor named Gabrielle Fallopius is said to have conducted studies with a prophylactic that protected men from syphilis. England's King Charles II had a physician who conducted similar tests with a prophylactic made of sheep gut during the 1700s. The Japanese are said to have "There's no rainbow pack of Davis said. 'The condom is still mostly for protection, but more and more people come in for the flavoured stuff or the French ticklers, for the novelty erences are found pills yet," side of you them doesn't protect, they say that's okay." However, using regular condoms can be fun too, especially if it. If tell it condoms are used correctly. "Most of the time that people used condoms made of leather and are unsatisfied with tortoiseshell. doms] There are also many references condom usage in literature. Casanova, who is best known for being used properly, or they're not to his seductive prowess, wrote about the "English Riding Coat" (condoms) in his book. History Of My Life. "I was reading a Marquis De it's them [con- because they're not fitting properly," Davis said. "We have a top ten pack and it has one each of our best selling condoms. It has one of every fit, size, thickness, and texture. There's a whole bunch of different stuff in there from different companies." notion that physical pleasure. ferent, it'll feel better. You can pretty close to nothing at get all." Davis recommends polyurethane condoms over the latex ones. "Some guys like the lambskin condoms, but they're porous and only protect against pregnancy. Viruses can go right through it," he said. Polyurethane condoms, such as the Durex Avanti, are more expensive than latex, ranging in price from $12.99 to $17.99 for a three pack. Davis also recommends the Pleasure Plus condom, which was designed with an extra pouch for added sensation. It also has ribbing and the on the inside outside. For more information on condoms, visit the Condom Shack at 231 Queen St. W, or stop in at the HSF Health Office to pick up a free condom and condom literature. | " October 14 ii, 2000 "/ cringe at the idea of the importance of the library being that I could socialize. -seeToronto Libraries Toronto new plans unveil hy Carlo Corbo making The logically Toronto Public Library has unveiled its new four-pil- lar plan for the future of public library service in Toronto. The The Future, Treasuring the Past', four pillars: Strong Youth, Focus on Collections, Technological Accessibility, and Community Cornerstone. "It will enable us to move forward in the future," said City librarian Josephine Bryant. IT'S A PLANE- with the rising cost offuel costs and generally higher ticket prices, be the closest most students will actually get to one this year. Canada 3000, Air Canada's competition, claims they offer the lowests fares in the industry. this picture may Students looking for cheap flights better fly stand-by mid, and peak season departures. To fly with Canada 3000 from Toronto to Montreal would normally costs $222. With the Zellers Club Z points consumers can travel for 1,200 Gold points, or 1,380 regular points, and can use these points towards the cost of the flight For every dollar spent at Zellers, travellers can expect to receive 20 toioo in redeemable points depending on whether they are Zeller's Gold Card or Club Z memflights for low, by Valeria Sladojevic-Sola Whether you were looking forward to mom's home cooking or a tropical getaway vacation this season, think again or book a flight soon. Canada 3000, along with Royal and Air Canada have Airlines increased airline ticket prices to contend with rising gas and oil costs. 'The longer you wait the more you'll be spending," said Heather Derouin, assistant team leader with Flight Centre. Fuel surcharges have been added to fare prices to help the airlines counter the effects of the overwhelming hike in fuel costs. Travellers can expect to pay anywhere from $15 extra for a short domestic flight to $170 for an international flight in surcharge expenses. On a Canada 3000 and Royal Airlines split flight from Toronto to Fort Lauderdale, travellers pay an additional S25 fuel surciiarge. With the ever-changing cost of fuel, surcharge expenses can shift without warning. "Revenue last year would have been S13 million more than the year prior due to fuel," Canada 3000 corporate communications manager Angela Saclamacis said. Over the past two weeks, Canada 3000, along with Amex and Zellers, is giving consumers the opportunity to redeem points to travel. The point system can be used on domestic and international bers. "We have such low fares to begin with that we are probably the most competitive out there on most routes." -Angela Saclamacis, Canada 3000 Extra fees such as fuel surcharge, applicable taxes, airport fees, duties, or transportation related fees are the responsibility of the traveler and can not be paid with Club Z points. Surcharges were placed as an additional expense for the purchase of airline tickets so the public would know exactly what they were paying for, which is fuel, Saclamacis said. "We thought the hike in gas prices would only be for a short period of time. Then we would take the surcharges off instead of hiding them within the price of the ticket," Angela Saclamacis said. This is not the case. After labour costs, fuel is the airline's biggest expense. By adding fuel costs as a surcharge and not incorporating the cost into ticket prices, passengers save money because it is not commissionable to travel agents, Saclamacis said. As for the ever-popular student discount or student rate, there are none, Canada 3000 technical records clerk Lesley Westerman, CBC TV host and co-founder of Shift magazine, Evan Solomon agrees. "It bridges the gap between the have and the have-nots," said Solomon. "It democratizes access to information." Rick Goldsmith, chair of the Toronto Public Library Board said the library has struggled to find a place for itself with the onset of new technology. The library plan attempts to solve that problem. The first pillar is increased services for children and youth. "This tradition has lost its way," said Goldsmith. Computer courses, book avail- ability, and programs for children will increase." 'The library is a necessity for children. It's a luxury and a renewable resource," said children's book illustrator Barbara Reid. As a second pillar, the library m\\ continue to buy books and introduce new formats as they emerge, such as e-books will and DVDs. The expand also plans city-wide access library to to French and multicultural collections. The third more technoadvanced and accessi- the library ble. CBC TV host Evan Solomon praised the library plan, entitled 'Creating will feature \AI.ERI KIA SIj\D0,IE\'IC-S01j\ libraries pillar centres for its efforts in this area calling the library "a modern server." have always been the place where virtual technologies existed," said Solomon. The library plans to introduce "Libraries more computers and expand digcollections including a ital Virtual Reference Library with all services being offered for free. The with the as a community cornerstone. Different branches will reflect the needs of their community in areas such as local history, culture, and environfinal pillar deals library's role ment. However, author and urban theorist Jane Jacobs shocked the crowd when she said she didn't agree with the aim of the last pil- lar. "I cringe at the idea of the importance of the library being that I could socialize," said Jacobs." She I find that repulsive." the plan a ploy to post impressive statistics and also attacked the organizers for their lack of any mention of literacy programs. "The idea of a library being a cornerstone of the community without mentioning literacy or reading makes me wonder whether the fourth pillar was designed by people who don't called like to read," said Jacobs. She concluded her attack by saying she was miscast and mislead in her role in this presentation. "I just don't think that's [cornerstone of the community] the guts of what the library is." on said. "We have such low fares to begin with that we are probably the most competitive out there on most routes," Saclamacis said. "That's why we don't have any student fares." But the safest route to ensuring rock bottom prices stand-by. is to fly via "It could be a good idea if you have the flexibility and no deadline," Saclamacis said. "You can travel on a fraction of the price." "But what you don't pay in money, you pay in stress," is one of Saclamacis's favourite sayings when it comes to stand-by. "No one wants to fly red-eye back when the morning Derouin To they have an eight in class that day," said. more information on the Canada 3000 points system visit a Zellers department store or www.canada3000.com. get CARLO CORBO BRAND NEW IMAGE-libraries look to their image in this constantly fluctuating change new society. October Falls "Hawks golden" Hawks sweep Huskies by Lindsay Higgs The Humber was flawless, winning convincingly 7-0. Hawks striker in Joanna Vitale, netted four goals in the two games to bump her league-leading total to ii. Joanna Vitale and midfielder Filomena Aprile led the way by notching two goals a piece in the game. Lucia Sinisi and Allison Read both netted one goal while Kim Perras squeaked the ball past the keeper for Humber's seventh and final goal. "We are playing at a very high defender Annabella Lopes. "It doesn't matter what the score is even if we are up level right now," five nothing, we said are always playing our level." Co-captain Adriana Cataldo said the team started off slow against the Huskies but once they started movat ing the ball to the outside flanks, the team began "We scoring. used to that said Cataldo. "It seemed like were all cluttered in the middle aren't really field," we 15 back to back games Striker, Humber Hawks women's soccer team dominated a weak George Brown squad in a home and home series which took place this past Tuesday, winning by a combined 15-1 score. Humber is now 6-0-2, atop the Central West Region division. It was also Humber's sixth shut-out in only their eighth game of this young 2000/2001 season. In the first tilt of the home and home series at Centennial Park, 2000 S^QKiS Number's Golf team strike gold in Provincial Championships in Niagara -see 12, of the field." Head coaches Vince Pileggi and Mauro Ongaro said they are both extremely excited with how the girls October i6 12, Sports Et Cetera 2000 Hawks golden on links even a want to anymore, it's a need. The blue and white have more pressure on them to succeed than any other team in pro hockey, dare I say pro sports. Pat Quinn is a talented hockey mind, who has put the Leafs in a position to challenge for Lord Stanley's cup, but he has also procrastinated in not satisfying the Leafs' most important on ice per- Toronto it is not Inwin the Stanley Cup by Jason Thorn only did Humber golfers surNot vive the Whirlpool golf course in Niagara Falls, they came out with treasures of gold and silver. The Hawks struck gold in the men's team competition led by Mike Rose and Geoff Mahar who also won gold and silver respectively- Rose shot a four under par on first day and managed to hold on to the lead through the rain soaked second round. Rose couldn't have accomplished the feat without some sonnel need. the Tiger-esque shots. "One of the par threes is Mahar shot a five-under on the day and held his own on the second day to finish two strokes behind his teammate for silver. Fox could not remember a time when two golfers finished under par first after a round, let alone two from the school. However, Fox is quick to point out that without all six golfers on the men's team playing a consistent game, they would not have ended up with the gold. "It tends to be the three, four win you the tournament," Fox said. "Every college has one or two good golfers, but it's the depth that wins it." Other members included Brett and The Toronto Maple Leafs need an offensive defenseman more than Eminem needs a good lawyer these days. The injury of Bryan Berard has 240 yards," Fox recalls, "He hit a three wood right at the pin for a tap-in." same me a Blake! Give five (golfers) that Melton, Rob Douglas, Scott Sinclair and Jim Currie who came up short of the bronze when he missed a two-foot putt on the 18th. The tournament only counts the best five scores out of the six golfers in the men's division and only two nOUG FOX THESE BOYS ARE GOLDEN - Members of the Humber Hawks men's golf team this past captured the provincial gold medal weekend at a tournament women's division. The men's team shot a total of 593 and the women ended with 331. The women's team had only two golfers after Julie Lashmore came of three in the down with the flu just before the tournament leaving Lisa Proctor and Sarah Dombroskie to fend for themselves. The twosome came away with team competition and silver in the Proctor cruised to a gold medal by beating her closest competitor by seven strokes. "Lisa played two tremendous rounds of 77 and 78 which is amazing considering the conditions," Fox said. in Niagara Falls. Dombroskie said. "You don't want to be out there when it gets dry," like that." The team battled through the weather and Dombroskie ended with some moments to remember in her golfing career. "The tenth is one of the hardest and longest par four's on the course," Dombroskie said. "I parred it both days and it ended up being my best hole." Coach Doug Fox hopes to build this success for next year's team since the short golf season is on already over. Hopes are high after the great tournament from both the men's Rain had soaked the course by the time the women hit the links and women's teams. adding another obstacle to the and already tough course. "It was hard to keep golfers did." warm and "We've won a couple of years Fox said. "But never playing as consistent as these fairly easily," left the Buds without a certifiable and proven powerplay quarter- John Edwards Sports Columnist points last season and has been the captain of the Los Angeles Kings since 1996. Blake has been to the playoffs what back. There are some in the Leafs organization that are optimistic Berard could return. These people should take a nice big bite of the reality sandwich and not coming back. realize and the finals and knows takes to win. Blake recently gave up his captaincy because he knows he will not be a King for long. The Kings' loss could be the it by Berard. Kaberle did score 40 points last season, which by today's NHL standards is an Leafs gain. Blake would fit into a group that has plenty of physical punch, but lacks scoring punch. The Kings are a team that combines youth and experience and are in the thick of things in the impressive season for a defenseit could have been a Western Conference. Another scorer would not hurt fluke. the Kings' lineup. It's a void that could be filled by Jonas Hoglund. Hoglund did score 30 goals last season and at times showed flashes of brilliance, but this year he is getting lost in the shuffle or Berard is The Leafs are expecting young Tomas Kaberle to fill the void left man, but a talented young player, who in several years will be a part of a talented group of young players along with Adam Mair, Jeff Kaberle is Farkas and Nik Antropov, but the Leafs need to win now. The Leafs should look to the other side of North America, more specifically, the city of angels to solve this problem. Rob Blake is one of the best defenseman in the NHL. The 1998 Norris trophy winner scored 57 at least he should be. Blake would suit the Leafs like a big bag of Rold Golds suits a pint of Alexander Keith's pale ale. If Blake does end up in Toronto, Leaf fans could be singing we are the champions all the way to the bank. PASS IT TO ME- One of the top collegiate women's basketball players in the country attempts to pass the ball to a teammate under the basket at the Nike Women's All-Canada Camp, which took place at number's North Campus this past week- end. MICHAEL .STAMOU October Sports Et Cetera Hawks hockey team take by Jason Thorn The Hawks have taken flight. It wasn't pretty, but the men's hockey team stole their first win of the pre-season schedule by dumping the Seneca Sting 5-3 with a very simple game plan. "We wanted to be physical and we wanted to play well in our zone," Head coach Joe Washkurak said. "We should have won the game against Conestoga and we didn't, but we're happy with this," he said. The win gave Humber many things to be happy about. Team captain Chris McFadyen got the monkey off his back picking up two assists on the night but was stopped short of his first goal by his arch nemesis, the crossbar. McFadyen has had a slow start to the pre-season and has hit a post in each of the first three games this year. "My legs are definitely coming McFadyen said. "Everything back," felt a little better." Humber was ter team on this night. Hawks up by one midway through the first, Humber defense shut down allowing only five the suspect period. first them all. The team seemed to feed off the stellar goaltending and defenceman Marc Hobor put the Hawks back on even 1-1-1. There was good news from the One of those shots fooled Humber goalie Brent DeNure to tie the game at one. At the beginning of the second Humber looked flat and by Randy Cooray year Rob Everything combined, this infirmary as well. can expect five of looks like the beginning of some "I think this game will really help us focus," Hobor said. "We came out flying tonight and we're going to have a great rest of the season." Hawk Derek Kearns Kearns has been a sparkplug of the team's offence this year. "I try to bring a little speed, I try to play a little feisty, mix it up a lit- and score a few goals." Less than a minute later it was Humber sniper Morris Marshall who picked up his fifth goal in three games which gave the Hawks a twogoal lead. Humber quickly made it 5-2 when Shawn Gibbons found himself with a wide open net and buried his first of the year with Hobor picking up his second assist of the THAT'S GOTTA night. Seneca got one back but Durham Tournament College Mens' Volleyball team is ready to raise the level of play in the 20002001 season. Six players, from the successful 12-2 team of a year ago, will be returning to take Humber to the provincials where they lost the bronze medal match to Seneca last year. "Those guys own the team and everything they do will affect their team," Wilkins says. My coaching them the tools to 'build the house' and they still have to build it and hopefully it I will winger goal of the year. which which and including Cordeiro. jumped on a loose puck and put it up top to make it 3-2 on his second it was roster set for season staff game rookies to shine. First give is in Oshawa slated for Oct. 20- neutral zone in an HURT - Members of the Hawks and Sting battle for the puck in the exhibition game last Thursday. The Hawks won the game, 5-3. Humber Hawks Athletes of the Week 21. number's roster includes: Jon Chapman (returning) Chris Hunt(retuming) Mike Grayer Tim Ryan (returning) Jeff Young (returning) Carter Walls (returning) Denny Moser (returning) Mark Southasa Bart Babij Steve Richardson Scott Miles comes together in the end." Wilkins says the calibre of talent on his team ranks as high as previous years and believes he can get a good start to the season. "I think we have an advantage to start the year. I think with experience we can get off to good start," Wilkins said. "A lot of other teams are rebuilding this year and hopefully we can jump into a game quickly and sneak away with a Lisa Proctor Lisa shot a her way tournament low 77 on to capturing the provin- cial individual women's win." Wilkins, who will begin his sixth season as coach, believes that his team will succeed with a strong gold medal in golf this past weekend. Lisa's other accolades include team silver medalist along with Dombrowskie. was also named the OCAA's Athlete of the Week. partner, Sarah defensive game. Proctor "My philosophy on the new game is that transition is the key. Mike Rose Mike Rose shot a score of 68 to capture the men's individual provincial gold medal in golf this past weekeend. Mike was also a part of the gold-medal winning team that won the team event. Mike was also named as the OCAA's male Athlete of the Week. So you have to block and play we are looking to the our defense to a defense," Wilkins said. "So whole new level." The season will start with the COURTESY PHOTO WAYNE WILKINS Head Coach of the Men's Varsity Volleyball Team 17 great things from the squad. when he Hawks Volleyball Humber their regular starters to be back in the line up by their next cruised in alone against the Seneca goalkeeper. "I'm not really a natural forward but I jumped into the play and split the 'D' and McFadyen gave me a pass from the left side," Hobor said. "I got in a little close but I ended up putting it under his arm." By the end of the second, Seneca had tied the game at 2. Now, that the veterans were accounted for, it was time for the period, The the clock to bring their record to an tle an all-around bet- After J.J. Dickie put the the Sting shots in the Hawks chewed up far too late as the top 2000 Sting out of Seneca allowed Seneca to fire seven shots on DeNure only to see him stop Humber 12, You can get your weekly sports fix online at wiuw.etcetera.humberc.on.ca October i8 12, Sports Et Cetera 2000 The city Bills make me wanna puke! of Buffalo and the 8:30 in the morning. Oh, what a delight that was. It wasn't until after that when we were echoing Swede's "Hooked on lyrics of Blue a feeling". crossed the border at 10:28 a.m. A few of the drunks on our We bus claimed they weren't Canadian, and began speaking in a lewd Colombian accent. That caused a minor delay. When we were cleared to pass, we made our way John Maida Sports Columnist recently attended a Buffalo Bills I home game where discovered that Americans are truly the scum of the earth, and the city of Buffalo, New York is the armpit of not only the U.S. but also the entire freaking I had to cover my eyes, because I was afraid the sights of downtown Buffalo would give me prolonged nightmares. Ah! Buffalo, my kind of town. We arrived at Ralph Wilson Stadium at 10:57 a.m. We set up shop for our unheralded tailgate party, where we drank more chilled, Canadian beer, and ate cold chili, greasy sausages, and burnt chicken kebobs. This was to the stadium. I indeed the breakfast of champions. universe. present to you, the untold I story of John Maida versus the planet of the apes and the village of the damned. We at just around was a cool but damp Sunday morning. I had just finleft 8:15 a.m. ished Toronto tossed around like and I was beginning watch an NFL game, actually turned out to be one of the most wild and unforgettable adventures in my twisted life. began with the bus ride. Picture 47 men and two women It drinking can after can of Coors Light and Molson Canadian at took I my ry. As they made their way through the tunnel, I stood and cheered mercilessly, even though the Colts my aren't choice team. I was in content. Humber Mohawk a sea of boos and insults. Soon George B Redeemer annoyed. of the courage in my body, I stood up, raised my arms like a victorious gladiator and shouted that I was going to get the last laugh, and that the city of Buffalo will never see a champiall p.m. 17 minutes until kick off. The attendance in "Rat Hole Stadium" was just over 72,000. I think I was one of maybe 10 people in the stadium who were cheering for the visiting Indianapolis Colts. Something that didn't sit well with seal by John Edwards Mohawk Redeemer positions right now and we have tune the team for the Sanchez said. The Humber Hawks men's soccer team muzzled the growl of the George Brown Huskies with a 2-0 victory in their final home game of the season. Humber assistant coach Cesare Tripodo said the most of the game was a feeling out process. "The game was like a pre-sexual dance, both partners feeling each other out, but no climax," Tripodo Hawks sweeper Jason Mesa injured his ankle after being clipped by a Huskies player. Mesa hopes to be ready for the next game. Tripodo said Mesa is going to undergo x-rays as a precautionary measure. Mesa netted the opening Humber goal important to and said it was really him and dedicated it to his father. said. the Hawks improve their record to 8-0-1 and are the number one ranked team in the nation. Forward, Jesse Calabro, who scored his twelfth goal in his final regular season home game as a Hawk, said it's great to be on top. With the to playoffs," victory, Mesa said the Hawks wanted to 2000 10 @ Redeemer T George Br o 2 7 PTS Hawks Next Game: 2 2000 Saturday, Oct. 14, 17 17 3 9 2 8 3 @ Redeemer Upcoming Games mission was accomplished. I stood up I got the last laugh. again, arms raised in a V, rubbing the salt in the wounds of those red- Men's Hockey - Saturday, Oct. neck Bills' fans. John Maida had won. I had defeated the big ugly Americans. For the first time in my life, I was a champion. Women's Volleyball - Saturday, @ Geneseo 2000 14, @ Durham(Tournament) Men's Volleyball - Saturday, Oct, 20-21, 2000 Men's Basketball - Friday, Oct. Oct. 13-14, 13, 2000 _ 2000 @ Michigan(Tournament) @ Queen's University Basketball - Friday-Sunday, Oct. 20-22 &' Vanier(Tournament) home Hawks victory fine 16 1 L 5 7 My Calabro scores in final 19 7502 621 Humber Women's game to W ry, I felt....complete. We entered the stadium at 12.43 3 Friday, Oct. 13, GP TEAM grew louder and the uprights in the fourth quarter v«th zero seconds left on the clock to give the Colts the two-point victo- PTS Women's Soccer - Central West Region But when Indianapolis place-kicker Mike Vanderjagt split the game. 3 Hawks Next Game: around like Jim Kelly in a Superbowl game. I began to grow insults 7 were guid- ed towards me. Ubiquitous chants of "asshole" began to soar throughout the section where we sat. I felt peanuts hitting me in the back of my head. My baseball cap was swiped off my head and tossed T L 70700 My cheers were lost after that, those insults With 7601 751.! W GP TEAM didn't care. Just as long as the Bills lost, I Men's Soccer - Central West Region to lead the Colts to victo- peanuts started to hurt after that. Jim become a little disoriented. What was supposed to be an annual day trip to Manning The Kelly in a Superbowl to faithful. Bills' Scoreboard bleacher, not seat, bleacher and waited in anticipation for Peyton onship franchise. swiped off my head and It my third cup of Tim Horton's coffee, My baseball cap was the OCAA Varsity [j1^jJjm|jJj^ prove a point to the Huskies and the CAMPUS YOUTH REPRESENTATIVES ASSISTING WANTED YOUTH rest of the league. "We know that this team did not deserve a tie against a team like ours," Mesa said. "That pumped up the guys and everyone came out firing and we wanted to send a message to these guys and the rest of the league that we're number one for a reason, that we're here and we're for real." 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Nikki KoeUer Friday is 15^, plus classified at (416) 7% ad please GST. call 675-4390 ext 231 @ noon prior to the next publication date October 2000 12, 19 BIZZART^ACFi^ Say What? What's your sign ? "1991" ^^ 23 September ^ ^^^ LIBRA "I do wish we could chat - 22 October Forget about black cats, broken mirrors, and walking under ladders, the only thing that will bring you horrible luck are all the times you step on ants and spray hoards of maggots with raid. Be longer, but ... I'm having an old friend for dinner." -Anthony Hopkins, The Silenceof the Lambs afraid. "The first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend to be asleep when your roommate Is mastur- T n't ARIES March Whoever 21 bating." SCORPIO 1 1 I 23 October ' t^ Not only ' 21 November this is Friday the 13th, there will also be a full -Toy Soldiers moon. can we say stellar excuses your usual jack-ass self. Hi, down is did- see your face coming! N^ TAURUS ^S 20 April - 20 May How broke are you? what - said that a frown just a smile upside ^^ yyt 19 April - I know but pimping is not the answer. Stop wasting your dollars on booze - although you do get free coffee at AA meetyou're thinking, ings.. to act like "There are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil those Giddy-up! f^ f^ GEMINI 'II* 21 May - 20 June Diamond and my. SAGITTARIUS 22 November - 21 December Today you will get the crap kicked out of you. Might be a who don't." -Bill \/\ y\ Murray What About Bob? good day Friday the 13th •Friday the 13th is not just known for Jason, but also for the unlucl<y seat at the table and evil witches. "And a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." -TryIn' to Throw Your Arms Around the World, U2, Actung Baby •According to the Bible, there were 13 guests at the Last Supper. Jesus and his 12 disciples, with the 12th disciple being Judas. •The Last Supper occured on a Friday. It was the eve before Jesus was crucified. Judas, who was sitting in the 13th seat, was the disciple who betrayed Jesus by assisting in his wear brown pants. October and you're Ds across the board, so maybe it's time to buckle down. And by buckle down DON'T mean dropping your pants and streaking the church bake sale like you did last It's pulling I week, sicko. . f\w CAPRICORN 22 December - 20 January You are not as smart as you think. Do not attempt any sophisticated motor activities. Also, do not use a dictionary to look up 'sophisticated'. \^\ CANCER •^^ The number 13 represents the number of letters in the following infamous •The superstitions behind Friday the 13th are based on theories dating back through the centuries - the most popular theory derived from the New Testament of the Bible at the Last Supper. to ^^ yW\ criminals... ^^y^y^ Coincidence? X Nathuram Godse June - 22 July Screw black cats, look out 21 brother. AQUARIUS - 18 February Dude, your week is gonna 21 January suck! I 23 July I ^J / you Andrew Cunanan VIII Homer Van Meter VII John Dillinger for your crazy alcoholic That kat's insane! - 22 August O Up your nose with a rubber hose, Leo. No horoscope for this week. IX -V X PISCES 1 9 February - 20 March The moons and the stars of the universe have collided. You may think this means romance is 1 I / \ VI Frankie Frase V Theodore (Ted) Bundy IV Jeffrey Dahmer Charles Manson John Wayne Gacy written in the sky. Hell no, means watch out fool! It yy» VIRGO I I 1^ 23 August I If I How are - 22 September you feeling I for falling debris. III II I Et Cetera Sports Editor Michael Stamou For entertainment purposes only. death. •Judas had to be replaced as one of the 12 disciples, not only for betraying Jesus, but also since he hung himself out of guilt. unlucky because a 13th disciple was named to take the place of Judas. This makes the number 13 unlucky since it follows the number 12, the number of the deciving disciple. •13 is l>^AsiAK/'5 COPlvfl? Backyard Blues OH W'*W, I «='**' OuDC, , tM«T THt ^csi/vjfi-, •The Bible proclaims there to be 12 tribes of Israel. However, a 13th tribe apparently existed, but was denied since it was made up of witches and sorcerers determined to destroy followers of God. •The only valid theories behind Friday the 13th are the Last Supper, the 12th disciple Judas, his replacement and 13th disciple Matthias, and the 13th tribe of Israel. -Compiled by Janine Good T>((,ST ot' ALL rt\Ar w^sv'T 6 IT u;A5 "" "/ou TOBK ^^^m-^/j'v 6 that's M>*.*i t yau'fte 7Hosf Ate this week? Yesterday, woke up sucking on lemon - beat that! By Suzanne *
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