SIEAs
Did You Know
October, November, and December 2011
October Calendar
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Jack Franks
Jay Shattuck
Becky Alexander
Jeannette Johnson
John Jones
Ira Silverstein
Patricia Bellock
Dennis Reboletti
Maggie Crotty
Jack Suter
John Cullerton
Mark Beaubien, Jr
Illinois House of Representatives
Employment Law Council
EVCO National, Inc.
William M. BeDell - ARC
Illinois State Senate
Illinois State Senate
Illinois House of Representatives
Illinois House of Representatives
Illinois State Senate
Suter & Associates
Illinois State Senate
Illinois House of Representatives
November Calendar
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Connie Stock
Valerie Peters
Greg Smith
David Luechtefeld
Sidney Mathias
Byron Farrell
Michelle Mathews
Dick Durbin
John Keller
Pamela Althoff
Thomas Holbrook
Louis Lang
Patrick Verschoore
Scott Credit Union
Olin Corporation
Olin Corporation
Illinois State Senate
Illinois House of Representatives
Helmkamp Construction Co. - Retired
William M. BeDell - ARC
United States Senator
Carrollton Bank
Illinois State Senate
Illinois House of Representatives
Illinois House of Representatives
Illinois House of Representatives
December Calendar
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Sue Dorris
Art Williams
Kevin McCarthy
Michael McAuliffe
Rickey Hendon
Jim Mihalich
Jacqueline Collins
Sara Feigenholtz
Elaine Nekritz
Mark Hilgert
Constance Howard
Deacon Bill Kessler
Bill Donovan
Forrest Lauher
Christine Radogno
Judy Schrewe
Barb Davis
Tom Adams
Chapin Rose
James Clayborne, Jr.
Sandy Cole
Dave Sullivan
Mike Bost
Chris Lauzen
William M. BeDell – ARC
Shell Oil Refinery - Retired
Illinois House of Representatives
Illinois House of Representatives
Illinois State Senate
J2 MGMT
Illinois State Senate
Illinois House of Representatives
Illinois House of Representatives
WBGZ Radio Station
Illinois House of Representatives
St. Ambrose Parish
American Steel Foundries - Retired
Motiva Enterprises
Illinois Senate Republican Leader
ConocoPhillips Wood River Refinery
Phone Masters LTD
Wegman Electric Company
Illinois House of Representatives
Illinois State Senate
Illinois House of Representatives
Raucci & Sullivan Strategies, LLC
Illinois House of Representatives
Illinois State Senate
How Many Zeros in a Billion?
The next time you hear a politician use the word “billion” in a
casual manner, think about whether you want the “politicians”
spending YOUR tax money.
A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes at the
rate our government is spending it.
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Wisdom of the South
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them
live in the South.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom?
People actually grow, eat and like okra.
Fixinto is one word
word. It means I’m going to do that.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start
drinking it when you’re two
two. We do like a little tea
with our sugar.
The word jeet is actually a question meaning,
‘Did you eat.’
Ya’ll is singular. All ya’ll is plural.
QUOTES, QUOTES, QOUTES
1.
There is no freedom on earth or in any star for those who deny freedom to others.
Elbert Hubbard
2.
Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in the fog.
Bennett Cert
3.
Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death.
Gen. Omar Bradley
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If you don’t want to be there on the takeoff, you won’t be there on the landing.
Lyndon B. Johnson
5.
One comforting thing about not being anybody famous or important you never have to worry
about becoming a has-been.
Woodrow Wilson
7.
A friend is a gift you give yourself.
Robert Louis Stevenson
8.
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
9.
The greatest waste in the world is the difference between what we are and what we could
become.
Ben Herbert
10.
Real charity doesn’t care if it’s tax deductible or not.
Dan Bennett
11.
To keep your character intact, you cannot stoop to underhanded acts. It makes it easier to stoop
then next time.
Katharine Hepburn
13.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in
his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Dave Barry
14.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store,
and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
Thomas Sowell
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A Christmas wish: May you never forget what is worth remembering, Or remember what is best
forgotten.
Celtic toast
IT’S TIME TO “FALL” BACK!
DAYLIGHT SAVING
TIME ENDS
N O V E M BE R 6 , 2 0 1 1
DON’T FORGET TO SET YOUR
CLOCKS BACK ONE HOUR
5 Deadly Terms Used by a Woman
1)
FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she
knows she is RIGHT & YOU need to shut up.
2)
NOTHING: Means SOMETHING & you need to be worried.
3)
GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission, do NOT do it.
4)
WHATEVER: A woman’s way of saying screw you.
5)
THAT’S OK: She is thinking long & hard on how & when you will
pay for your mistake.
It’s not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells
what kind of life you have lived.
Today is the oldest you’ve ever been, yet the youngest
you’ll ever be so enjoy this day while it lasts.
Married men live longer than single men do, but
married men are a lot more willing to die. . . .
My old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me “You’re
next.” They stopped after I started doing the same
thing to them at funerals.
ADULT TRUTHS
1.
How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
2.
Map Quest really needs to start the directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood.
3.
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person
died.
4.
Bad decisions make good stories.
5.
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t
want to have to restart my collection . . . again.
6.
I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.
7.
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
8.
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday
night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
9.
How many times is it appropriate to say “WHAT?” before you just nod
and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said.?
10.
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to
prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and
sisters!!!
11.
The first testicular guard, the “Cup” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the
first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men
to realize that their brain Is also important.
The Year-End Brings No Greater Pleasure
Than The Opportunity To Express To You
Season’s Greetings and Good Wishes.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
Michelle Bockstruck, Julie McVey,
Mike Walters, and Bob Walters
S. I. E. A.