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S u ff e r a n M a n . D o ! i g ht ’ D o r i gh t th o p ai n an d a n gu i s h b e th y l o t pain Th y h e a rt w i l l ch e e r t h e e w h en th e ’ s f o rgot . ’ D o w r on g fo r p l e as u r e s s ak e th en co un t th e g ai n s , Th e pleasure s oo n d e p art s th e s i n r em ai n s , . — B i s h o p S h ut tl e wo rt h p e r s on In s p e ak in g o f a P ray ’ s fau l t s , ’ d on t for g et y o u r ow n ; R em e m b e r th o s e i n h o u s e g l a s s S h o u l d n e v e r th r ow a s t on e I f w e h av e n ot h i n g e t o do lse B u t t a l k o f t ho s e wh o s i n ’ . , T i s b e tt e r w e c o m m en c e a t h o m e An d fro m th a t p oi nt b e gi n . W e h av e n o r i ght to j u d g e a m an U n ti l h e s fa i r l y tri e d ’ . S h o u l d w e n o t l i k e h i s c om p an y W e kn o w th e w o rl d i s w i d e , . S om e ma y h av e fa u l t s an d wh o h a s n o t ? , T h e o l d a s w el l a s y ou n g W e ma y p e rh a p s fo r au ght w e kn ow . , Ha v e fi ft y t o t h e i r Th en l et u s p au s e o ne , . w h en w e c om m en c e T o s l an d e r fri e n d o r fo e ; Th i n k o f th e ha r m o n e w o r d m ay d o T o t h o s e w e l i ttl e k n o w . —E v a Pa ge Fifty - two Ge r a l de . . Enou g h O h w h a t i s e n o ug h fo r o n e m y dear , , I s al wa y s e n o u gh fo r two , . T he s t ar s an d t h e n o o n d ay s u n m y l o v e , Wi l l s at i s fy m e an d y o u , . O n e r oo f i s e n ou gh t o c ov e r u s twa in , O n e l i t tl e u m b r el l a fo r t h e da y s o f rai n , O n e l i tt l e l o v e s o n g w it h a s o ft r e fra i n - Wi l l c e r tai n l y n i c el y d o . O h w h at i s e n o ug h fo r on e m y l o v e , , , I s a l w ay s e n ou gh fo r t wo . ’ T h er e s h e at e n o u g h in a t o n m y l ov e , F o r an y f o n d l o v e r s t ru e . O n e c o z y p ar l o r w il l s e rv e u s w e l l O n e d i n in g r o om - , , w i t h o n e d i nn e r b el l - , An d on e l i ttl e c o o k an d a hi r e d , , I s a lw a y s e n ou g h fo r tw o ” ge l , my love , Wi l l c arr y u s n i c e l y t hr ou gh O h w h at i s e n o u g h fo r on e ! , . . An d w h e n th e o l d d ay i s d o n e m y l o v e , , I n o v e i t w i t h j o y t o yo u I l l s ho w y o u h o w o n e l i ttl e c ha i r ’ . ’ Ho l d s p l e n ty of r o om a n d s o m e t o s pa r e , , At tw i l i gh t ti m e for a l o v in g p a i r Wh o Yes , kn ows h o w t o b i l l an d w h at i s e n o u gh fo r o n e . I s al w ay s e n o ug h fo r tw o In tro u b l e d t i m e or in fun One , co o . m y l ov e , , . m y l ov e p or ti on w i l l a l wa y s d o , . 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M ak e O u r s k i n s t o b e co m e a s t h e s k i n s o f Al l i g at o r s t h at W e m ay n o t fe e l t h e s ti n g s o f t h e Fl e a a n d t h e B e d b u g w hi ch c e rt ai nl y , d w el l i n o u r m i d s t . H ar d e n O u r h e a rt s t o t h e w i l e s o f th e m ar ri e d w o m e n a n d fo r b i d th at W e s h o u l d m a k e d a te s w it h th e m fo r v e ri l y T h o u h a s t s a i d W e kn o w th at th e i r H u s b an d s co n ot t h e d a y n o r th e h o u r m e t h 1ik e a t h i e f i n t h e n i g ht , 1 0 , e v en , w h e n W e a r e un p r e p a r e d t o g o o u t i n t o t h e c ol d an d s n ow ’ w h e r e n o m a n g o e t h e x c e p t w h e n h e s fu l l d r e s s e d . N o w s o ft en t h e h e art s o f t h e M e r c h an t s th a t W e m ay cal l o n e a c h d ay t h at , th e y m ay gi v e U s o r d e r s We get fired . , fo r T h o u k n ow e s t l e s t W e g e t o r d e r s T a k e a w a y O u r co n s ci e n c e t ha t W e m a y t e l l t h e d eal e r s s om e th i n g W e kn o w i s n ot t h e t ru th i n o r d e r t hat O u r B u s in e s s m a y l o o k a s b i g a s O u r E x p en s e A c co u nt . Guide U s n o w i n m a k in g o u t O u r S w i n d l e S h e e t an d b e w i th U s in Our L e a d P e n ci l G ra f t , fo r v e ri l y t h e B o s s ha s s ai d un to h i m th at d o et h t h o s e th in g s i n h i s s i gh t w i l l b e cu r s e d a n d c a s t o u t i n t o u tt e r d ark n e s s wi t h o u t s al ary a n d wi th o u t rat in g Pa g e Fifty f - o ur . Am e n . Amon g ! i s Own P e o p le A P RO P H E T i s In th e p lace s honorless , s o w e ar e t o l d w h e r e p ro p h et s ar e b r e d , . Th er e s fa ct i n t h i s th r e a d b ar e tr a d i ti o n o f ol d ’ Y e t m u c h o f t h e t r ut h i s un s ai d , . T h e I kn e w hi m w h e n s i n th e p l a c e w h e r e on e g r e w - - Ar e s l o w e r - , T h e g r e atn e s s p er ch an c e of , to dis cern o n e w h o m t h e y e a rl i e r k n e w E r e l i f e t o o k i t s fo rt u n e tu rn , . B ut wa i t t i l l t h e w o r l d h a s g r ow n t i r e d o f t h e m an I t worshi pe d as h e r o a whil e ! - H e m a y t ur n t o t h e p l a c e w h e r e h i s s oj o u rn b e ga n A s s u r e d o f a w el c om i n g s m il e , . 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Pa g e F ifty - se ve n Ou r Own I f I h a d kn ow n i n t h e mo rn i n g H ow w ea r il y al l t h e d ay T h e w or d s u n ki n d w ou l d t r ou b l e m y m in d T hat I s ai d w h en y o u w en t away I h a d b e e n m o r e car e ful , d arl in g , , N o r gi v e n yo u n e e dl e s s p ai n ; B u t w e v e x o u r o w n w i th l o ok an d t on e W e mi gh t n ev e r t ak e b ac k a gai n . F o r tho u g h i n th e q u i e t e v e n in g p ea c e Y o u m ay gi v e m e th e k i s s o f , Y e t it w e l l m i g h t b e t h at n e v e r fo r m e T h e p ai n o f th e h e ar t w o ul d c e a s e ! How many come fo rt h i n t h e m orn in g W h o n e v e r g o h o m e at n i ght , An d h e art s h av e b e e n b ro k e n fo r h a r s h w or d s s p o k en ’ T h at s o rr ow can n e e r s et ri gh t . W e hav e car e fu l th ou gh t f or t h e s t ran g e r An d s m i l e s fo r th e s o m e ti m e gu e s t B ut o ft fo r o u r o w n t h e b i tt e r ton e , , T h o u g h w e l ov e o u r ow n th e b e s t Ah , Ah ’ lip , w it h th e c urv e , . i m p ati e n t ; b r o w w it h th e s h ad e o f s corn T w e r e cru e l fat e w e r e t h e n ig t h T o un d o th e wo rk o f m o rn , to o l at e . — M arg ar e t S an g s t e r Pa g e F i fty -e i gh t . I f L o v e Were Al wa y s L a u g ht er I f l ov e w e r e a l wa y s l au gh t e r An d g ri e f w e r e a l w ay s t e ar s Wi t h n oth i n g t o c o m e a ft e r T o m ar k t h e w a i tin g y ea rs I d p ray a l i fe o f l o v e to y ou S e n t d ow n fr o m h e av e n a b ov e t o y ou A n d n ev e r gri e f c o m e n e a r to yo u T o s p r e ad i t s s h a d ow d e a r t o y ou I f l ov e w e r e al wa y s l a u ght e r An d g ri e f w e r e al wa y s t ea r s , , ’ , , , , , , . 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